Something something Tarzan, something something Jack Watts

[Noobz0r]

Daniel Stewart is a former Port player who comes to mind.

 

[Del165198]

Mackay!

Yeah hes a massive unit!

 

[Del165198]

Daniel Stewart is a former Port player who comes to mind.

He was a beanpole....

I seriously did not think the concept of this thread was that difficult to grasp!

 

[Noobz0r]

He was a beanpole....

I seriously did not think the concept of this thread was that difficult to grasp!

he still played like Jane for his size.

 

[Big Wilbur]

North Melbourne's Daniel Pratt for mine. Went to ground like Autumn leaves.

Reckon Brendon Lade also fits the bill. Recall watching him bully a young Geelong player and went to absolute water when confronted by Mooney. It really surprised me.

 

[estibador]

Daniel Pratt for mine. Went to ground like Autumn leaves.

Good nomination! I hated the way that guy used to do that... embarrassing stuff.

 

[I Lost My Keays]

Yeah hes a massive unit!

Thank you for agreeing with me....

 

[Laverde2Smack]

Greg Anderson although he looked like Tarzan and Jane at the same tine.

 

[Roachy8]

David Gourdis

Was going there too....

But we have had others:

Jayden Post:

Cleve Hughes:

Handsome dude actually...

 

[Jack Bradley]

He was never soft at Freo either. Slow, but not soft.

Must've just been a North thing.

Different teams have different standards of softness. Soft by our standards. Tough as nails by Freo standards.

 

[RaySamuel]

Majak daw

 

[RippaRiley43]

T. Walker. But only in the games that really matter.

Uh, what? That's one of the worst calls I've ever heard.

 

[STFU Donnie]

Uh, what? That's one of the worst calls I've ever heard.

I think you mean 'read'.

I present as my evidence, the game vs West Coast, with home finals the reward. And Walker's contribution? We're still waiting.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Yeah Tommy Bellchambers for us.

Built like a Greek god, about as hard as Greek yoghurt

 

[RippaRiley43]

I think you mean 'read'.

I present as my evidence, the game vs West Coast, with home finals the reward. And Walker's contribution? We're still waiting.

Sure, he was pretty poor in that game, but he wasn't alone; his performance wouldn't have made a great difference considering how crap we were that night. He's won us a couple of finals off his own boot and did his best to help us in several others.

If you want to criticise a big Crow, then Jenkins is fair game. He plays like an absolute traffic cone when slightly injured and even at the best of times he doesn't use the huge frame he was gifted to crash packs or protect teammates.

As a side note, he's not built like Tarzan, but Hawthorn will soon find out that Ricky Henderson plays like Jane.

 

[Heaps of fun]

Looks like Jane plays like Tarzan is probably a more interesting topic. Currently I'd say Darcy Parish and Kayne Turner fit the bill.

 

[PerfectFooty]

Sylvia wins for us hands down, heads the long line.

I'm hoping he wasn't trying to be Tarzan after falling from a balcony lately

 

[dajesmac]

Probably rough as the poor bloke did an ACL today but Tunbridge

 

[cosman123]

Wes Fellowes, Collingwood

 

[Lord of the Pies]

Long since retired but I will never forget Leigh Brown.

Not as soft as this guy, Warnock?

 

[Kram]

 

[ItsAllAboutMe]

Matthew Watson is the first that comes to mind at CFC.

 

[Ron The Bear]

Surprised not to see more Vickery ITT. Seems by changing clubs he has magically shaken off the abuse.

 

[FreoRicci]

Kurt Tippett. Whats the point with all that muscle yet is a spud come any big game - Two Grand Finals where he has been garbage. At least Tom Boyd had the game of his life, Kurt is too busy thinking about off season and 'always next season..'

 

[DarwinRoo]

Harry Taylor? Who takes CONTESTED PACK MARKS? Yeah bitch players are very well known for contested marking overhead aren't they.

As for Josh Hunt, the only time I remember him bitching out of a contest was in the 2004 Prelim final when Bradshaw went to cannon into him and he moved out of the way, cleaning up Shaun Hart in the process and breaking his face. And to be honest, most people would get out of Bradshaw's way.

If Dean Laidley can stand in front of Plugger then Hunt can stand in front of Bradshaw.