Song Contest Part XVI, Host: The Filth Wizard, Theme: How Do I Title This?, Votes Due: Sunday 10pm AEST

[Genghis Tron]

This is for anyone here that listens to or enjoys metal music of any sort. We all know Junkee is a terrible website, but this little "how to get literally anyone into metal" article should give you a chuckle.

If I was trying to get someone into metal I wouldn't be suggesting Emperor, Cattle Decapitation, Eyehategod or most of the suggestions to them. Also the "you might also like" section is a laugh. Did you like Emperor? You might like Mammoth Grinder....... Lolwat? Did you like Mastodon? You might like Death...... Yeah OK?

It reads like someone who enjoys a FFDP song every now and then googling and skim listening through songs.

There's some great tracks in there, but come on. This isn't going to win people over.

Here Are The 12 Songs To Get Literally Anyone Into Metal

Want to become a metalhead? Here's the 12-step guide.

junkee.com

 

[Hoos]

Or tape them off the radio because it was snowing outside and you didnt have shoes to walk to brashes

Ooohhh...we used to dream of not having shoes to walk to Brash's because it was snowing outside. We used to walk on our hands wrapped in underpants through sleet because we were too poor to get snow.

 

[Hoos]

Okay, this has nothing to do with ukuleles. Covers or not.

 

[raskolnikov]

My nom isn't my favourite song but as soon as Harvey announced the theme I thought that it would make a good ukulele cover.

 

[Genghis Tron]

I just nommed any old shit. Feel dirty.

 

[William Wonka]

Ooohhh...we used to dream of not having shoes to walk to Brash's because it was snowing outside. We used to walk on our hands wrapped in underpants through sleet because we were too poor to get snow.

You privileged bastard.
We used to have hang by our fingernails from a high voltage powerline on the faint hope a stray gust of wind blew us a few fleeting notes of music from Mrs McGillicuddys AM transistor.

 

[ChappyUK]

On a phone?

Only use a phone.

 

[Plugger35]

My nom will be hard to pick.

 

[Hoos]

Go on...

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Noms Incoming

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

 

[GreyCrow]

Boted

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

 

[GreyCrow]

My nom will be hard to pick.

Harder to pick than a boxer with a broken nose

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I think thats it, if i've missed yours let me know

 

[William Wonka]

Those are everyones favourite songs????
**** me dead

 

[Genghis Tron]

Those are everyones favourite songs????
fu** me dead

Was it meant to be favourite songs? Whoops.

 

[NinjaSwan]

A few noms I considered

 

[por_please_ya]

I knew this round would be full of whores.

 

[Hoos]

Was it meant to be favourite songs? Whoops.

Was it? Really? Oh well. I did pick a ukulele cover of my favourite song that features a ukulele.

 

[por_please_ya]

I can make a playlist Harvey Manfrenjensenden