Eddie Dingle
Moving chairs
My favourite form of dad joke is telling people that I'm on the paleo diet.
With the punch being either that I eat like a paleontologist and that means a packed lunch at the bottom of a hole dug in the desert, or that I eat only paleontologists which are hard to find but it's why I'm so thin (I'm not)
My wife keeps asking me to stop singing Oasis songs.
I said maybe.







