Media Stat My B*tch Up

[Eth]

Late season Greg Broughton.

So you're useless?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

So you're useless?

And a hack?

 

[PVF]

Can you do stats like a handball to kick ratios?

To see who's the Daniel Cross of the SFA.

 

[Eth]

Can you do stats like a handball to kick ratios?

To see who's the Daniel Cross of the SFA.

I can. I've been considering other implementations as well, such as anger (Mobbs has that function in his stats on the archives board) which of course compares frees for to frees against.

Thing is, with a small range of stats, it's hard to have a fair variety of these, but this is a good one as it only requires dragging the formula down the spreadsheets themselves versus finding and replacing every sheet name for each player...

 

[Claypigeon]

I can. I've been considering other implementations as well, such as anger (Mobbs has that function in his stats on the archives board) which of course compares frees for to frees against.

Thing is, with a small range of stats, it's hard to have a fair variety of these, but this is a good one as it only requires dragging the formula down the spreadsheets themselves versus finding and replacing every sheet name for each player...

Think I have the anger one sewn up. .. I'm smashing the umpires whistle this year and my closest competitor in yourself is a koala going the other way

 

[Broken]

Eth any chance of seeing a splinters award for the person who has spent the most time on the bench?

 

[Eth]

Eth any chance of seeing a splinters award for the person who has spent the most time on the bench?

StFly

 

[Broken]

StFly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



I don't get it.

 

[Eth]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



I don't get it.

Don't worry, you'll get it this Monday.

 

[Claypigeon]

Don't worry, you'll get it this Monday.

I do wonder if he is one of the most benched on field starters. .. least he'd have gone close early doors. .. I know StFly has the stats as far as the Gumbies are concerned somewhere

 

[StFly]

StFly

Nah, I put our coach into line by firing his arse, have not been dragged in the last 5 games, invisible sentient mollusk Bernard is doing swimmingly.

If he keeps this up, next season I'm teaching him the meanings of "win" and "BBQ".

Anyway, the current Gumbies worse ToG candidate is Ninty, having played 8 matches and scored 72%: 100x3 | 98 | 75 | 44 | 34 | 23 | this is of course excluding dogs r barking as he's only played 1 game for 41%

 

[Eth]

Nah, I put our coach into line by firing his arse, have not been dragged in the last 5 games, invisible sentient mollusk Bernard is doing swimmingly.

If he keeps this up, next season I'm teaching him the meanings of "win" and "BBQ".

Anyway, the current Gumbies worse ToG candidate is Ninty, having played 8 matches and scored 72%: 100x3 | 98 | 75 | 44 | 34 | 23 | this is of course excluding dogs r barking as he's only played 1 game for 41%

Considering a case like dogs, I might try most minutes missed...

 

[pantskyle]

Eth any idea of the current value of pants?

 

[DemonJim]

Eth update... stat!

 

[Broken]

Eth any update on where Eth is?

 

[The Half Back]

Eth any update on where Eth is?

Eth isn't going to know where he is, he stopped talking Eth months ago, isn't thy right Eth?

 

[A Bit High]

Eth any idea of the current value of pants?

Pants are overrated

 

[pantskyle]

Pants are overrated

Are you high?

 

[A Bit High]

Are you high?

Only a bit

 

[Claypigeon]

Hey Eth . .. I only just spotted this from Round 12. ..

Larrikin 0 (On) Total : 100%
Larrikin 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 -3

I've never seen the sim hate on someone so much?? Is that the worst for the season?

 

[Mobbs]

The sim? Dude, maybe he just played like shit.

Eth , tell me, what's my, what's my, what's my, what's my stats. Bitch. Up.

 

[The Half Back]

Hey Eth . .. I only just spotted this from Round 12. ..

Larrikin 0 (On) Total : 100%
Larrikin 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 -3

I've never seen the sim hate on someone so much?? Is that the worst for the season?

I've been here less than two seasons and I've already seen that (-3 DT score) at least 5 times. 1 free kick against and no other stats.

 

[pantskyle]

I've been here less than two seasons and I've already seen that (-3 DT score) at least 5 times. 1 free kick against and no other stats.

Also this is the first time it wasn't you.

 

[Mobbs]

Also this is the first time it wasn't you.

I had almost that stat in reality once, though I got a mark so not quite so bad. Led and marked at FF, then played on and lost ball in a tackle. One mark, one free kick against, that's all. Rd 1, 1991, South-east Suburban FL (Melb), Chelt v Kew (reserves). Dragged at qtr time, why they let me play the qtr out I have no idea.

Another day (v Highett I think), I got just one handball and that's it. Was a shit handball, too.

 

[pantskyle]

I had almost that stat in reality once, though I got a mark so not quite so bad. Led and marked at FF, then played on and lost ball in a tackle. One mark, one free kick against, that's all. Rd 1, 1991, South-east Suburban FL (Melb), Chelt v Kew (reserves). Dragged at qtr time, why they let me play the qtr out I have no idea.

Another day (v Highett I think), I got just one handball and that's it. Was a shit handball, too.

Don't sell yourself short.