Sticking up for Hawthorn

[H2F]

Yeah, its well known that Melbourne gangsters (who you claim to be related to) woud mix caffeine in with the goey and K when they made their pills.

I don't want to breach the injunction - and look, hey, I'm on you guys side now - but that's pretty lame mate.

We need to do better if we are going to stop Hawthorn's name being dragged through the mud.

Yeah it is lame, thats my point...

It was a caffeine pill, it was common knowledge around the club before Comrade Twinkletoes paid off Twiggers to steal the documents for him ...

 

[dapto]

Oh ladyboy love u longggggggggggggggggggg time. Get your mouth around that

Heard better on here

And much worse down the road.

Which gives you career prospects.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

HAHAHAHAHA!

Insult of the year so far!

I thought calling you guys 'trumpets' was better but hey, you take the applause where you can get it.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Yeah it is lame, thats my point...

It was a caffeine pill, it was common knowledge around the club before Comrade Twinkletoes paid off Twiggers to steal the documents for him ...

Caffeine is a stimulant. Why were they taking caffeine pills.

I'm going to find it hard to lend my much-needed support to Hawthorn unless the truth about their nefarious activities is told once and for all.

 

[Mcchawk]

Heard better on here

And much worse down the road.

Which gives you career prospects.

Are you in Thailand for Essendon ladyboys to find wives yes

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Are you in Thailand for Essendon ladyboys to find wives yes

You are a sausage raper.

 

[Mcchawk]

You are a sausage raper.

And you're a sausage sitter

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

And you're a sausage sitter

That's a stupid juvenile insult that makes no sense.

God, here I am saving you Hawthorn types from another few months of ownings and this is how you thank me.

 

[Mcchawk]

That's a stupid juvenile insult that makes no sense.

God, here I am saving you Hawthorn types from another few months of ownings and this is how you thank me.

You started it I finish it. Think you'd learn something from being in Scotland

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

You started it I finish it. Think you'd learn something from being in Scotland

I have learned something in Scotland.

Before I came here, I thought the only men who wore dresses were Hawthorn midfielders.

(Now go son, you're out of your league).

 

[mark73]

You started it I finish it.

I laughed. (kind of)

 

[Mcchawk]

I have learned something in Scotland.

Before I came here, I thought the only men who wore dresses were Hawthorn midfielders.

(Now go son, you're out of your league).

I dunno Blighty certainly liked his home spa ohhh while Patsy wasn't home. Schimma put on the jets

Now son, you're out of your league

 

[Binxy]

Having no talent is not an 'injury'.

Love it

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

I dunno Blighty certainly liked his home spa ohhh while Patsy wasn't home. Schimma put on the jets

Now son, you're out of your league

You're babbling now son. Making no sense. The best possible I can do is that you are projecting Hawthorn stuff on to us. But that doesn't fly.

Our players shag each others wives at parties, not each other. That's a Linda Crescent thing.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Love it

I does me best guv.

I'm hoping you guys and us develop a proper 70s style rivalry over the next few years (with us winning the Grand Finals, but you making them) so then in the off season, we can join forces and taunt Footscray about having only won a single flag since we al came in in 25.

 

[Mcchawk]

You're babbling now son. Making no sense. The best possible I can do is that you are projecting Hawthorn stuff on to us. But that doesn't fly.

Our players shag each others wives at parties, not each other. That's a Linda Crescent thing.

You'd like to think I am And yes it does fly

 

[RandB]

So, Carlton, Melbourne and Footscray types laying into the Hawks, I say to you, AVAST! I stand behind them, if only because its the best place to stab them in the back from.

From what I have seen, most Hawkers can take care of them selves and the good Hawk posters are well respected.

This is about the only decent part of your kissass, pointless speil... I am sure they are all quite nervous that you are standing behind them mate.

 

[hawkstars]

Now no-one likes putting those hysterical, front-running trumpets in the brown and yellow to the sword more than me, but seeing this collection of mouth-breathers and bottom-feeders from truly loser clubs like Melbourne, Carlton and Footscray stick the boots into the Hawks has got me raging.

Yes, the Hawthorn fans are pompous and shrill and intensly unlikeable and insist on pumping up their own tyres at any given opportunity.

Yes, their players are gutless snipers who think 'being tough' involves belting a bloke while he is being held down, or sending four guys to 'intimidate' a man mountain like Brent Harvey.

Yes, North have savaged them the last two times we played, and yet the Hawks still act like they are somehow better than us.

Yes, they have shamelessly sold themselves to a gang of Tasmanian rednecks who like their purty city boy mouths.

Yes, they think 'humour' involves starting endless threads featuring only the same three or four pictures which they use again and again.

Yes, they run bawling to their mods like little girls who have just seen Mittens the cat being run over when one of their posters gets a card.

Yes, speaking of cats, they did sign up thousands upon thousands of their furry friends during the 90s and pretend it was some sort of legitimate membership boom like North are currently experiencing.

Yes, they are led by a dangerously unstable madman who not only lost an unloseable election in 1999, but now chooses to be bracketed with taht Joffa knob by wearing a 'symbolic' jacket at the footy.

But at least they have won more than one flag, unlike our fellow '1925ers' in Footscray, and at least they won some of those flags in the modern era, not like Melbourne who last won a flag in ancient times when people rode dinosaurs to the game like in the Flintstones. And while Kennett may be a spanner, at least he's not anywhere near as shifty as that Pratt.

So, Carlton, Melbourne and Footscray types laying into the Hawks, I say to you, AVAST! I stand behind them, if only because its the best place to stab them in the back from.

Your a tool. You patronising and sarcastic fool. Enjoy the watching north plummet to the bottom 8.

 

[dapto]

Which account for all the noise you blokes make?

Did you comprehend his jibe?

Hawkstar, comprehend or are you just lame? MccChuckle didn't get it so one way or another its in family.

Stick to trying to find a mail order bride

An example of you and you kin and sundry mental giants taking b13 forth.

Your a tool. You patronising and sarcastic fool. Enjoy the watching north plummet to the bottom 8.

Your a tool. You patronising and sarcastic fool.

I was just trying to save some typing but you are another dimwit that pokes his head up for a pot shot.

But then, even in eight words there are deficiencies

Can one of you guys post something sensible once in a while so the anti-b13er's don’t crusade why the pointy end of the stick is used so much

Mccccchawk, is not your father is he? Brags about his tenure here, was wondering if you might be the begotten child of another three leggard vegetarian with one incisor.

You are a juncture devoid

 

[Forrest Gimp]

This whole thread has been hijacked by FLOGS...
(some exceptions...they know who they are)

 

[Kittenish]

We also beat the Cats and we beat you.

Thus the flag is rightfully ours.

We beat you... last encounter was 118 to 91 (therefore the Cats won). Therefore you lost against us. Thus the flag was never your's. You didn't even make it in the Grand Final, and you were pretty lucky to make it into the Semis. Don't spout crap, especially when you can't back it up.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Your a tool. You patronising and sarcastic fool. Enjoy the watching north plummet to the bottom 8.

That's the kind of response I like.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

We beat you... last encounter was 118 to 91 (therefore the Cats won). Therefore you lost against us. Thus the flag was never your's. You didn't even make it in the Grand Final, and you were pretty lucky to make it into the Semis. Don't spout crap, especially when you can't back it up.

Settle catboy.

I was taking the pish out of Hawthorn types who pretend that beating you early in H+A somehow means your flag is devalued.

 

[BlueAndWhite]

We beat you... last encounter was 118 to 91 (therefore the Cats won). Therefore you lost against us. Thus the flag was never your's. You didn't even make it in the Grand Final, and you were pretty lucky to make it into the Semis. Don't spout crap, especially when you can't back it up.

What are you talking about? Finals don't mean anything, we beat you in round 5 last year, therefore we were the best side in the competition.

As far as i'm concerned, and as far as any intelligent football follower's concerned, North Melbourne were the 2007 premiers. I can't believe you'd even debate that...

 

[Hawkk]

Still no answer to my question.

What in particular is the main reason why Hawthorn supporters envy the great traditional that is the NMFC?

I await your answers keenly