Strongest AFL player

[Thommo 42]

There was a story about Dane Swan not being allowed to do too much gym work because he gets big too quickly or something.

this has nothing to do with being the strongest, but it would be a nice problem to have!

 

[Falchoon]

There was a story about Dane Swan not being allowed to do too much gym work because he gets big too quickly or something.

this has nothing to do with being the strongest, but it would be a nice problem to have!

not when you've finished playing it's not.

 

[mcuzzy]

not when you've finished playing it's not.

permanently or off-season?

 

[Jab]

t was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessice. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Is this to long for a sig?


Great work

 

[ToroHombre]

Pound for pound it could be Jake King. He did 300 pushups consecutively a couple of pre-seasons ago.

 

[PatrickBateman]

There was a story about Dane Swan not being allowed to do too much gym work because he gets big too quickly or something.

this has nothing to do with being the strongest, but it would be a nice problem to have!

All this talk of Dane Swan?? Why? He would hardly be one of the strongest at Collingwood, let alone throughout the AFL... because he's a good player?? I'm waiting for someone to tell us he's got a 12inch 3rd leg also...

'story' is dead right. He's not even cut.. and hardly seems like a gym animal.

 

[new breed]

Callum Wilson WCE rookie - can carry a pack of players on his shoulders !

 

[Cynic]

Callum Wilson WCE rookie - can carry a pack of players on his shoulders !

Sounds like what Le Cras is doing at the moment.

 

[scomac]

Players body shape has changed remarkably over the years it appears that alot of emphasis is placed on modelling contracts rather than core strength. The first obvious difference is muscle mass around thigh and calves remembering when most players could kick 50mtrs compared to about 10% now.The obvious place to have strength is through the core, Shoulder,Hips and legs. Rene Kink ,Mick Conlan and Darren Millane were all big Buggers and then there was Lockett.

 

[scooterb]

t was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessice. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Nice copy pasta....

 

[Roughies Boys]

Lethal

 

[Roughies Boys]

All this talk of Dane Swan?? Why? He would hardly be one of the strongest at Collingwood, let alone throughout the AFL... because he's a good player?? I'm waiting for someone to tell us he's got a 12inch 3rd leg also...

'story' is dead right. He's not even cut.. and hardly seems like a gym animal.

Yer your right my opinion is that Collingwood's strongest is Leigh Brown the rest are week!

 

[vonn]

So after 8 pages, what's the result? I need to get my google perve on.

 

[Thommo 42]

All this talk of Dane Swan?? Why? He would hardly be one of the strongest at Collingwood, let alone throughout the AFL... because he's a good player?? I'm waiting for someone to tell us he's got a 12inch 3rd leg also...

'story' is dead right. He's not even cut.. and hardly seems like a gym animal.

You don't need to be cut to be really strong, and people are stronger at different disciplines.

Travis Cloke, on field, is one of the strongest blokes at Collingwood, possibly the strongest. Yet, in the gym, from all reports he lifts weights like a 15 year old boy. I remember a report when Ben Davies (skinny delisted midfielder) was lifting far more than Trav.

I used to play elite level Rugby Union and you would be surprised at which blokes could lift massive amounts and which blokes couldn't. Props were rarely the strongest blokes on the bench, yet are 120kg balls of muscle. In fact the current strongest Wallaby is Will Genia, who can bench 180kg+ and he is the 175cm halfback....

Some people are naturally strong. I am 6'4" and was 110kg when playing Rugby, the most I could bench was 135kg, which isn't much for someone that size playing high level Rugby. My best mate, who is 6' and about 85kg, could bench about 165kg and even now, years later can do 140+, while I can max about 100 and am way bigger!

 

[mcuzzy]

Pound for pound it could be Jake King. He did 300 pushups consecutively a couple of pre-seasons ago.

short limbs, therefore less distance in the range of motion makes it easier.

definately has good muscular endurance though

 

[TIME IS NOW]

Heres a crazy one slightly off this topic.

I remember hearing Tom Moody (cricket player) holds guiness book of world records for throwing a cricket ball the furthest.

Anyone recall that one?

Would've been good 15 years ago.

Going back to the bench press thingy... im sure its changed now but 10 or so years ago its was 100% Mick Martyn and Fraser Gehrig who bench pressed the most. I remember because Scott Fisher (Wildcats) held bench press record and challenged these 2 blokes. He won but cant remember the weight. 145kgs rings a bell but after reading that seems light... and not sure of format anyway, whether it was 1 lift or sets etc.

 

[Pilchard_Adams]

From Adelaide I have heard Ruttens bench record was beaten by Thompson. Not sure of the weights though

 

[MadMaxx]

t was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds.

Fantabulous

 

[Sin City]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=258119&page=5

 

[mcuzzy]

are we talking overall strength or chest, shoulder and tricep strength here?

 

[strengthwithin]

Sounds like what Le Cras is doing at the moment.

Haha nice , my team but this post was not given enough credit.

 

[MT_report]

What about Buckley in his roiding years ?

 

[Godzilla!]

If you can take your eyes off his body for a second you will realise that this photo proves he is the ugliest man on earth.

Brad Johnson could bench more than Chris Grant and Luke Darcy back when they were playing. Barry Hall is easily the strongest player going around today. I reckon Sandilands would be a beast in some areas too.

 

[MT_report]

If you can take your eyes off his body for a second you will realise that this photo proves he is the ugliest man on earth.

Brad Johnson could bench more than Chris Grant and Luke Darcy back when they were playing. Barry Hall is easily the strongest player going around today. I reckon Sandilands would be a beast in some areas too.

Doesn't suprise me one bit. Big tough guy who calls netball and picks on some guy named "Howie".

 

[mcuzzy]

What about Buckley in his roiding years ?

muscle size =/= strength