Suburb nicknames...

[Royal Flush]

Might be old news to some but I'm sure there are lots around we have not heard of;
Melb;
St.Albans (my hometown): StabAlbans
DeerPark : Fearpark
Sunshine: well obviously Scumshine
Highpoint: Knifepoint.

Qld;
Deception Bay (yes this really is a suburb): Conceptionbay. It's basically Melton by the sea.

 

[omit]

Glen Iris - The GI
Camberwell - The Well ...

 

[DoubleO7]

Broadmeadows: The Bronx

 

[jonoman89]

Brighton: The Ghetto

 

[Ledger]

Bokky Hill.

 

[Mcchawk]

Craigieburn- Crazyburn
Roxburgh Park- Mussie Park
Glen Waverley- China

 

[Royal Flush]

Glen Waverley- China

Footscary-Little Saigon

 

[pepsi]

Footscray - FootsCRAZY (even gets spray painted on a road sign near Maribyrnong Rd. This sign continually gets cleaned by the council, but keeps getting re-sprainted.

 

[Team Mo']

Springvale = Chingvale

 

[rdhopkins2]

Frankston- Franga up!

 

[drew_j]

Ivanhoe -> The Hoe.

Nice suburb though.

While not a suburb we always used to call Sheparton "Westcoast" as in West coast coolers, because 1500 pregnant teenagers can't be wrong.

 

[Skeeta Olly]

Ivanhoe -> The Hoe.

Nice suburb though.

Hoe Town gets a go as well.

 

[scooterb]

Box Hill = Wok Hill
Springvale = Chingvale
Frankston = Franga

 

[TigerGlory]

Brighton: The Ghetto

No way! Chelsea Heights is more ghettoish than Brighton!

 

[magic_johnson!]

geelong --> G Town -> G Hole

 

[flamethrower]

Altona = Smelltona

Yarraville = Yuppieville

Laverton = Sh!thole (Lavatory)

Werribee = Poo and Wee

Berkeley, USA = Bezerkley

 

[jonoman89]

No way! Chelsea Heights is more ghettoish than Brighton!

That's the joke. I always cop shit from living around the bayside suburbs, so i like to tell people they're actually pretty rough.

They aren't.

 

[Play by Numbers]

Fremantle - Freo

Its hella obscure I know but surely there is an epic myth behind it, lost in the mists of time.

 

[And_ROOS]

Frankston - Franghole
Mornington - Morno
Melbourne CBD - Melbourne Seedy Beat

 

[thatday]

No way! Chelsea Heights is more ghettoish than Brighton!

What is it with you and always calling the Heights the ghetto? Lol. Franga and shitford smash Chelsea heights for scum.

 

[rossi]

Aberfoyle - Stab-erfoyle

 

[Team Mo']

Huntingdale - Karmichaelhuntingdale

 

[Hawk Dork]

Jack Dyer "South Vermont=Sweet Vermouth"

Cosy Eastern Suburban Middle Class Suburbs=The Sweet Sherry Belt

 

[TigerGlory]

What is it with you and always calling the Heights the ghetto? Lol. Franga and shitford smash Chelsea heights for scum.

You cant say that without living in the Ghetto!

If you lived in the Ghetto, you'd realise its the Ghetto!

Only in the Ghetto would people steal a puke bucket left out on your lawn.

 

[Johnson#26]

Trent kNoble Park

Narre Warren Tredrea

Dale Thomastown

Andrew Williamstown

Paul MedHurstbridge

Damien Flemington

Some of which I think are funny in a random conversation.