Media Sweet FA: Three Things I Learnt This Week - S29 Edition: Now With 50% More Melts!

[The Filth Wizard]

it’s lucky that I’m a good girl rather than guy then
and you put me at one of your 1.s again

I know

 

[Metalcrusher]

1. Line by line posting is more painful for the match poster than the teams themselves.
2. The Dragons have consistently been the most mindnumbingly boring team in the comp in my time here.
3. People in here have a concerning lack of knowledge on randomness and probability and need to take a basic statistics course.

Fuking blah blah blah ****ing blah .... you still trying to remain relevant?

a) Line by line …. you are repetitive.
b) The dragons meh ….. not even a seismic event can bust them out.
c) Really? You just noticed this now?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Fuking blah blah blah ******* blah .... you still trying to remain relevant?

a) Line by line …. you are repetitive.
b) The dragons meh ….. not even a seismic event can bust them out.
c) Really? You just noticed this now?

Pipe down intruder

 

[Dinsdale]

3. People in here have a concerning lack of knowledge on randomness and probability and need to take a basic statistics course.

As long as the seed is at the subatomic level I'm happy

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[Santoz]

Why were they out of your life? That way lies madness

A moment of weakness.

 

[Metalcrusher]

As long as the seed is at the subatomic level I'm happy

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Awesome you are staying relevant!

Well done you.

 

[Lemon Boi]

1: Stickum can help with marking.
2: The Gumbies are having a rough year.
3: Snakes kick great goals.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

1) four in a row and the furies are a rockin

2) wassus have been good value this season, but always go up a notch when Wooshette drops in to say "get ****ed furies"

3) stats week continues to exist solely to piss of Cadaver

 

[NaturalDisaster]

1) four in a row and the furies are a rockin

2) wassus have been good value this season, but always go up a notch when Wooshette drops in to say "get f’ed furies"

3) stats week continues to exist solely to piss of Cadaver

If theres one thing I am proud of the Furies for, it's your persistence to piss Cadaver off.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Another week, another loss.

 

[haydo]

1. 0
2. 6
3. Gumbies

 

[Marlowe]

1. It's round 6? I thought it was round 7.
2. The Demons are a collective good egg.
3. That toilet paper goes first in a pandemic. I would have thought bottled water, canned goods, flour, shit like that. When the Apocalypse actually does arrive I will he hoarding TP in my underground bunker, trading it straight up to suckers for canned peaches and sub machine guns.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

1. 0
2. 6
3. Gumbies

In fairness you've learned 0 all season.

 

[Dinsdale]

1. It's round 6? I thought it was round 7.
2. The Demons are a collective good egg.
3. That toilet paper goes first in a pandemic. I would have thought bottled water, canned goods, flour, shit like that. When the Apocalypse actually does arrive I will he hoarding TP in my underground bunker, trading it straight up to suckers for canned peaches and sub machine guns.

Everyone knows Margin Mania starts in round 7

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[Test Tickle]

1. Bears pull together when the going gets tough.
2. Gumbies have lost 6 games now, but are playing some very good qooty, it’s just that their opposition are playing better.
3. Next week Bears v Swamprats, battle of the Old Fart Captains.

 

[CakeEater]

3. Adsense has no sense at all.
2. Demons are a good bunch.
1. Sabrina's boys boys boys only works for us when the game is held in wet conditions

 

[Tonga Bob]

1) Wazzas are 0-3 this season when they’re MOTR & 3-0 when not MOTR, making them the victims of their own success;

2) Ned_Flanders has been the surliest poster I’ve come up against in my first six games, and it was an absolute pleasure to shitpost against him the whole week. Cheers Ned, here’s to the next time;

3) Seriously tho, MOTR can get in the f**ken bin.

 

[RelaxMax]

1. Tides go in, tides go out
2. Bed goes up, bed goes down
3. Tigerturbulance smells much better after a bath (or so I am reliably informed)

 

[serial_thrilla]

1. The Hawks seem to think their opponents should dance like Punch & Judy to entertain their fancies whilst not lifting a finger themselves. At least the Demons were talking among themselves in the match-thread when complaining about the Dragons...the Hawks just sat there and scratched themselves. It's a two way street, fellas. Zzzzz
2. AuntyBlindEye needs to retool the Rookie Award algorithm.
3. I can't tell what part of SFA is more terrifying: a Bombers match thread, or the Werewolf section.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

1. Gumbies are owed.
2. The rookies are running out of puff already on field.
3. Bears play better without JoshWoodenSpoon as a captain. So the bombers can keep him.

 

[Marlowe]

3. Adsense has no sense at all.
2. Demons are a good bunch.
1. Sabrina's boys boys boys only works for us when the game is held in wet conditions

I say we begin experimenting either by playing Mötley Crüe's "Girls, Girls, Girls", or, songs with just one utterance of the word 'boy(s)'.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

1. The Hawks seem to think their opponents should dance like Punch & Judy to entertain their fancies whilst not lifting a finger themselves. At least the Demons were talking among themselves in the match-thread when complaining about the Dragons...the Hawks just sat there and scratched themselves. It's a two way street, fellas. Zzzzz
2. AuntyBlindEye needs to retool the Rookie Award algorithm.
3. I can't tell what part of SFA is more terrifying: a Bombers match thread, or the Werewolf section.

Re 1. Spot on.
Re 2. ABE is his own tool.
Re 3. Toughen up. Bomber are pussy cats and Werewolf is just puppies

 

[MWPP]

1. Footy is flourishing even more than qooty is over in Western Sydney thanks to GWS Goose
2. My Furies audition process is going swimmingly
3. Golumless is my new DADA teacher

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

1. Footy is flourishing even more than qooty is over in Western Sydney thanks to GWS Goose
2. My Furies audition process is going swimmingly
3. Golumless is my new DADA teacher

The trade ruour has it you are off to the Bombers. The wounded Aunty and slighted Bears apparently* have had enough.

 

[Dav]

1. MWPP is a dirty cheat.
2. NaturalDisaster is not only a Terry Tough Campaigner but also a welcher.
3. The Warriors are seriously shaping to be the strongest list in the competition. iGNITER and roo2macca were some very handy mid-week additions and it's honestly a really fun team to post with.