Mega Thread Tell It Like It Is

[Probitas_]

Tools who stand up the second the plane touches down.

The same tools who grab one of those bag trolleys at the airport and then jam it sideways with their whole family standing in front of the conveyor belt to collect their luggage.

 

[Shawt]

With a violent passion, I ****ing hate any **** in front of me at the security line at any Airport, but especially in the US with the TSA

I seem to find every ****** that has never stepped in an airport before

 

[Probitas_]

With a violent passion, I ****ing hate any **** in front of me at the security line at any Airport, but especially in the US with the TSA

I seem to find every ****** that has never stepped in an airport before

This is next on my list, it's the same mother****ers standing up early and then getting in your way. Where do these people come from.

 

[weekend at bernies]

Idiots that drive in the right hand lane and expressway. LEFT HAND LANE UNLESS OVERTAKING!!

Morons who post food selfies on Facebook witht he caption "clean eating" you are eating ****ing chicken nuggets which have been deep fried.. That is not clean eating!!

Chicks that wear leggings or short/shorts at the gym then complain when guys stair!!

Fat chicks in inappropriate clothing

People who camp on COD. also people with bloody lagging internet

When you are quitely eating your lunch while on lunch break and people come up to you to talk about work!!

 

[Hodgepodge]

People who decide at the last minute that they don't want to be in the straight ahead lane, so they turn on their indicator and sort of try to squeeze into the right hand turning lane, holding up the traffic going straight ahead, just so they don't have to be inconvenienced at all for forgetting to enter the right turn lane in the first place.

I should be issued a goverment meat cleaver and given the right to execute such people.

 

[Mofra]

Slow walkers who walk 4-across and block any non-fat, normal human being from walking at a normal pace.
I like to walk up quietly, then give them a loud "excuse me!" to startle them.


People who don't stand to the left on the escalator to let people pass also deserve public beheading.

 

[Shawt]

This is next on my list, it's the same mothergooses standing up early and then getting in your way. Where do these people come from.

From my experience... Montana or Queensland

 

[Franc de Borges]

People that tell me to watch my language at the football. I have to watch Carlton FFS.

 

[Hodgepodge]

People who ramble and go off on tangents when they're on Dr. Phil instead of making the best use of the very limited time they have. I can't get over their sense of entitlement.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Every ****ing campaigner that works in a pharmacy. Here's a tip ****head, if you want to play doctor go to College and get a ****ing degree. I'm not impressed with what you ****ing know, just get me what I ****ing ask for you campaigner and shut your ****ing bitch mouth

Have you had these before ?

YES ****HEAD I JUST ATE 17 OF THEM, I'D LIKE ANOTHER BOX TO FINISH THE ****ING JOB YOU ****

 

[Hodgepodge]

Every ******* silly that works in a pharmacy. Here's a tip ****head, if you want to play doctor go to College and get a ******* degree. I'm not impressed with what you ******* know, just get me what I ******* ask for you silly and shut your ******* bitch mouth

Have you had these before ?

YES ****HEAD I JUST ATE 17 OF THEM, I'D LIKE ANOTHER BOX TO FINISH THE ******* JOB YOU ****

This is why I just go to my local independent pharmacist. Most other pharmacists don't have the sense not to discuss and name my medication in front of everyone.

 

[KardiniaPark]

This is why I just go to my local independent pharmacist. Most other pharmacists don't have the sense not to discuss and name my medication in front of everyone.

I have a feeling you go there with A LOT of prescriptions.

 

[JimmyDE]

Slow walkers who walk 4-across and block any non-fat, normal human being from walking at a normal pace.
I like to walk up quietly, then give them a loud "excuse me!" to startle them.


People who don't stand to the left on the escalator to let people pass also deserve public beheading.

Raise you're elbows to scratch your head when you walk past them

 

[Franc de Borges]

People with uneven sideburns really shit me.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

People who decide at the last minute that they don't want to be in the straight ahead lane, so they turn on their indicator and sort of try to squeeze into the right hand turning lane, holding up the traffic going straight ahead, just so they don't have to be inconvenienced at all for forgetting to enter the right turn lane in the first place.

I should be issued a goverment meat cleaver and given the right to execute such people.

These campaigners are doing it on purpose so they don't need to line up like polite civilised people. I always box them out and give them a horn blast.

Ditto Probitas on the campaigners who stand up the moment the plane stops.

 

[WA ROO]

Explaining to idiots in Melbourne why I was not in the office at 8.30 am their time

 

[Hodgepodge]

I have a feeling you go there with A LOT of prescriptions.

Good one. Yes, I have a mental illness or two, and so would you if you were me.

 

[matty_hawk]

These sillys are doing it on purpose so they don't need to line up like polite civilised people. I always box them out and give them a horn blast.

Ditto Probitas on the sillys who stand up the moment the plane stops.

There is a roundabout near my house where left is always empty and right backs up for about a km.
People going straight (illegally) from the left lane is such an issue the police camp just in sight once you get to the round about, so that if you are trying the stunt and you see the cop you end up on the motorway in the opposite direction to where you want to be.
If the cops aren't there though, you want to kill about 400 people by the time its your turn

 

[Wingard2Butcher]

i hate button whackers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bennett.]

women driving 4wd's
commodore drivers

 

[Les Norton]

Every ******* silly that works in a pharmacy. Here's a tip ****head, if you want to play doctor go to College and get a ******* degree. I'm not impressed with what you ******* know, just get me what I ******* ask for you silly and shut your ******* bitch mouth

Have you had these before ?

YES ****HEAD I JUST ATE 17 OF THEM, I'D LIKE ANOTHER BOX TO FINISH THE ******* JOB YOU ****

Had been looking forward to yours KP. In fact was going to PM you to let you know this thread was up.

 

[Tippett2Goal]

Good day for it OP

People who stop at give way signs/roundabouts even though it is clear in every direction, you can see its clear just ****ing continue through like any normal driver would. Whilst we are on the subject of driving, people who slow down to approx 2kmph to take corners, you know you're not going to roll if you do 20km, just ****ing move it you slow piece of shit, and on the topic of slow pieces of shit, every single caravanner that pulls it using some shitty little car and cant go above 90km on the highway, get the **** off the road.

That feels better.

 

[candiehappy]

when the wife lets you grope her arse all day, only to find out that she's surfing the crimson sea

 

[KardiniaPark]

Had been looking forward to yours KP. In fact was going to PM you to let you know this thread was up.

What about Mechanics? Why can't you just fix my car? I appreciate the thought because people have budgets rah rah rah but **** dude if something has a 'slight leak' it needs to be fixed. Pick up the ****ing phone and tell me what the ****ing problem is and lets fix the ****ing thing. I don't want a ****ing 'to do' list when I come to pick the car up. I want a ****ing 'done' list. That's why you have my ****ing car... TO FIX IT.

'But it will be $300 to replace the blah blah?' Well **** me, I'll just run out and get an 8 year loan to pay it off then shall I? ****, let people know what's going on so I don't have to waste three ****ing Saturdays taking it down there because you only want to do one thing at a time in case I have a heart attack at the price. Give me a ****ing quote and lets get ****ing moving.

 

[juice t]

Channel 10- Bunch of ****ing hypocrites- Run the Biggest Loser for a few months then decide to run Masterchef to help them put all the weight back on!