Mega Thread Tell It Like It Is

[Tyler Durden007]

and while we're ****ing at it...

campaigners who do a right hand turn at an intersection starting from the far left rather than in the middle of the road where they should be so you can't slip around them on the left. campaignerS!!!!!

 

[Mofra]

If we're talking about roads:

The little muzza rice rockets with a coke-can sized muffler, blue neon lights, stupid mags who think they're all track drivers... who have to slow down to 1.3kph to drive over a speedhump because of their stupid illegal lowering.

Love to beep them though, nothing shits them more than being beeped for going to slow

 

[Baldur]

This. And rewards cards in general. Total rort, you need to spend about $100k to "earn" a return flight to Adelaide. Who the f*** wants to go to Adelaide in the first place?

The return bit could be very useful

Kidnapped and end up in Adelaide chained up next to some barrels. $50k to get out of the place. Cheap at twice the price. .

 

[Retired Jimmy]

If we're talking about roads:

The little muzza rice rockets with a coke-can sized muffler, blue neon lights, stupid mags who think they're all track drivers... who have to slow down to 1.3kph to drive over a speedhump because of their stupid illegal lowering.

Love to beep them though, nothing shits them more than being beeped for going to slow

Had a muzza at work who drove one of these things.
Car was white with pink trims including pink windshield wipers and pink number plate that read "SXCWOG" .....I kid you not!!!!
He had daily stories of people hanging shit on him at traffic lights but that he loved the attention.........that is until someone starting keying his car

 

[WA ROO]

If we're talking about roads:

The little muzza rice rockets with a coke-can sized muffler, blue neon lights, stupid mags who think they're all track drivers... who have to slow down to 1.3kph to drive over a speedhump because of their stupid illegal lowering.

Love to beep them though, nothing shits them more than being beeped for going to slow

Select low range and drive over them(sorry just channeling my Dad with with Landrover)

 

[Mofra]

Select low range and drive over them(sorry just channeling my Dad with with Landrover)

I may buy a kombi in the next 12 months (seriously, I love my music festivals). Would just rub extra salt into their wounds.

 

[Seedsman_]

People that immediately become PHD level animal experts the moment they become pet owners. GET ****ED

Had a muzza at work who drove one of these things.
Car was white with pink trims including pink windshield wipers and pink number plate that read "SXCWOG" .....I kid you not!!!!
He had daily stories of people hanging shit on him at traffic lights but that he loved the attention.........that is until someone starting keying his car

If I'm being fair it's all they really deserve tbh.

 

[Bender_]

Restraining orders.

Who's business is it if I choose to shit in someone's letterbox?

No campaigner's, that's ****en who.

 

[Les Norton]

Channel 10- Bunch of ******* hypocrites- Run the Biggest Loser

And this hottie hosted it.........

Hope I havent spolied too many lunches.

 

[Frankston Rover]

1. Horse floats.

The problems with people who drive around with horse floats is that they are usually 'horse people' which means they are morons. I've never met a 'horse person' who has half a brain and this is reflected in their driving. Where do horses need to be at 8:30am or at 5pm on any weekday? There needs to be a curfew, where horses are transported from 12am - 4am only. No exceptions.

2. Green arrow goes off but you still have a green light.

Memo to these d**kheads, if you have a green light facing you, you are still allowed to turn right or left if there is nothing coming. Unless you have a RED arrow, you are allowed to enter the intersection. Learn the f**king rules.

3. Doctors

Hey d**kheads. Why bother having appointment times when you still make me wait 45 mintues?

4. McDonalds Customers.

The menu hasn't changed and you've been in the queue for 10 minutes - so what's the f**king hold up?

"Geez, I don't know what I want. Umm, I'll have a cheeseburger... and... hmmm a large fries... with a... actually do you still serve those Zinger burg.. oh that's KFC.. umm... cheeseburger... large fries and ..."

5. Magic Happens

Whenever I see a 'Magic Happens" sticker on a car, you just know you're dealing with a complete knob. More than likely it's a woman.

6. Golf

Keep up with the group in front or GTFO. If you can't, let me play through you ar$ehole.

7. Movies

"Hey have you seen The Sixth Sense yet, Frankston Rover?"
"No. Any good?
"Oh yeah, you'll never guess Bruce Willis is a ghost."

 

[Swansujelly]

People who do their weeks banking at an ATM. Just get some cash and move on for f**ks sake.

 

[Swansujelly]

And this hottie hosted it.........

Hope I havent spolied too many lunches.

 

[Frankston Rover]

People who do their weeks banking at an ATM. Just get some cash and move on for f**ks sake.

Or old c**ts who do their weekly shop at midday or between 5pm and 6:30pm. You've got all f**king day to shop, why do it when all the poor working people are trying to do theirs?

 

[Retired Jimmy]

People who do their weeks banking at an ATM. Just get some cash and move on for f**ks sake.

Yep....and this one
Account balance......not on the screen, on a receipt. Stand there and read it for a couple of minutes.
Withdraw cash
Account balance......not on the screen, on a receipt. Stand there and read it for a couple of minutes.
Ponder....
Ponder....
Ponder....
Yep, I think I'll get some more money out!......repeat process.
The next karmichael that does this in front of me, I'm going to rob!

 

[Les Norton]

Watched the final 2 part Seinfeld show last night.
****ing funny.
"It was Moops"

Frank Costanzo watching his son on trial to George Steinbrenner - "How could you give 12 million dollars to Hideki Irabu?"

 

[Les Norton]

2. Green arrow goes off but you still have a green light.

Memo to these d**kheads, if you have a green light facing you, you are still allowed to turn right or left if there is nothing coming. Unless you have a RED arrow, you are allowed to enter the intersection. Learn the f**king rules.

This.........

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

You're sitting at a roundabout; there's a long line of traffic coming through on your left so you're giving way. Then the next dumb silly enters the roundabout, no indication to turn, but does turn left and if that dumb silly had of indicated you would have been able to make your move.

Are you driving backwards? Giving way to your left?

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Are you driving backwards? Giving way to your left?

You take his point though.......
And silly beeeeatchs sitting on a green arrow texting and doing their makeup.

 

[Swansujelly]

Charity workers hitting you up at train stations..."hi, you look good today!"..me.."you look desperate". Piss off and get a real job.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Why is it when i'm driving 105km/hr in the right lane I always get some tosser in a 4WD drive up behind me and flash his high beams. FFS im going over the speed limit already. There is no 'right lane is an autobahn' rule.

Because you are driving like an arseh*le. If you aren't overtaking someone get the **** out of the right lane, you are blocking the flow of traffic.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Bar staff.

I used to work in a bar so this shits me even more - people putting a straw in my Bundy and Coke. I don't want a f**king straw.

 

[matty_hawk]

7. Movies

"Hey have you seen The Sixth Sense yet, Frankston Rover?"
"No. Any good?
"Oh yeah, you'll never guess Bruce Willis is a ghost."

You f***. I cant believe you would do that! Who the fack ruins movies like that!

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

You take his point though.......
And silly beeeeatchs sitting on a green arrow texting and doing their makeup.

Yep, and the indicate left then right shit. If you are going straight ahead you don't need to indicate you peanut. You can opt to indicate out if you wish and it is safe to do so.

Also, if you are in the inside lane of a roundabout stay there. Don't move to the outside lane where I might drive into you because I am turning left ****wit.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Charity workers hitting you up at train stations..."hi, you look good today!"..me.."you look desperate". Piss off and get a real job.

These campaigners in shopping centres. Seriously **** off. I don't want to buy your shitty skin lotions or "donate" to your cause where you take 75% in admin fees. I give to Anzac Day and that's it.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Watched the final 2 part Seinfeld show last night.
******* funny.
"It was Moops"

Frank Costanzo watching his son on trial to George Steinbrenner - "How could you give 12 million dollars to Hideki Irabu?"

Loved Frank, Happy Festivus.