Mega Thread Tell It Like It Is

[El Dubya]

Don't think I'll find myself there. She's got so many tickets on herself she'll never have to pay for a ride at Luna Park. She'd think I was beneath her. Plus I'm getting good action from the main squeeze. I actually told her (the squeeze) on Saturday night that she was going to get the "Touch of the Teach" that night. She looked at me weird and said "you don't have some sicko paedo fantasy do you?"... I said "No! It's a long story, and if you've got a spare 20 hours you can listen to the last 30 or so Flogcasts".... rolleyes... "you and your ****en footy mates..."

She wasn't complaining a few hours later....

Mrs Dubya thinks we're all ****ed in the head.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Mrs Dubya thinks we're all stuffed in the head.

As TISM say in "the mystery of the artist explained" .... ahhhhm ****ed in the head, ****ed in the head

 

[MJ2014]

Australian country towns are all full of hicks..

 

[QuietB]

We got this fat bitch at work who wears tight leg ins at times, but it's a disturbing paradox. Das ass is vomit material, but she has a pretty face and great cans. I'm attracted and disgusted at the same time. I've resolved never to drink at work functions if she's around.

Have the same Teach.

This weighty chick at work has a great face and cans but struggles to keep the weight off. She massively dieted most of last year and was starting to get very reasonable.

She must have eaten a large herd over Xmas as she has come back bigger than ever. Shame.

The old counter weight

 

[oogac]

My computer has been giving me the absolute shits the last few months. My hard drive was on the way out.

But the problem that was driving me crazy was if I happened to let it go idle ... the bloody thing would freeze up and wouldnt restart. Basically had to pull the plug to restart it. Lucky for my self I had earlier purchased an external Western Digital element drive to back everything up.

So I created an image (back-up) of my computer placed it on my new WD drive. Changed over my internal hard drive and reinstalled the back up. Problem still exists. Computer still freezes. Thought it may have been a virus but many scans revealed nothing.

Was about to do a complete reinstall of everything as I was thinking also that maybe my back-up which was made of my slowing dying hard drive had be come corrupted.

Only by chance I noticed that the software for the new WD drive was spiking my memory to 98% even though the drive wasnt connected. Did some research and it seemed I wasnt the only one. 1,000's were exactly having the same problem. Computer freezing and becoming inoperable. It seems the WD software was doing backups to nothing in the background using all the memory. Western Digital finally had recognised they had a problem and did issue an update which has fixed everything. But who would have thought.

F@#% you Western Digital for selling hard drives with faulty installation software.

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

My computer has been giving me the absolute shits the last few months. My hard drive was on the way out.

But the problem that was driving me crazy was if I happened to let it go idle ... the bloody thing would freeze up and wouldnt restart. Basically had to pull the plug to restart it. Lucky for my self I had earlier purchased an external Western Digital element drive to back everything up.

So I created an image (back-up) of my computer placed it on my new WD drive. Changed over my internal hard drive and reinstalled the back up. Problem still exists. Computer still freezes. Thought it may have been a virus but many scans revealed nothing.

Was about to do a complete reinstall of everything as I was thinking also that maybe my back-up which was made of my slowing dying hard drive had be come corrupted.

Only by chance I noticed that the software for the new WD drive was spiking my memory to 98% even though the drive wasnt connected. Did some research and it seemed I wasnt the only one. 1,000's were exactly having the same problem. Computer freezing and becoming inoperable. It seems the WD software was doing backups to nothing in the background using all the memory. Western Digital finally had recognised they had a problem and did issue an update which has fixed everything. But who would have thought.

F@#% you Western Digital for selling hard drives with faulty installation software.

Buy a SSD from Samsung, it will change your life.

 

[Max Force]

Pricks who whinge on BF!

Just sayin'

 

[David Schwarz]

Trams that smell like farts.

Also, farts that smell like trams.

They both blow me off the proverbial rails like nothing else.

 

[Shawt]

Trams that smell like farts.

Also, farts that smell like trams.

They both blow me off the proverbial rails like nothing else.

Farts that smell like old scout halls are the worst

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Don't think I'll find myself there. She's got so many tickets on herself she'll never have to pay for a ride at Luna Park. She'd think I was beneath her. Plus I'm getting good action from the main squeeze. I actually told her (the squeeze) on Saturday night that she was going to get the "Touch of the Teach" that night. She looked at me weird and said "you don't have some sicko paedo fantasy do you?"... I said "No! It's a long story, and if you've got a spare 20 hours you can listen to the last 30 or so Flogcasts".... rolleyes... "you and your ****en footy mates..."

She wasn't complaining a few hours later....

Fat chicks who think their shit don't stink really do my head in. I need them to feel shitty so I can feel better about myself

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Fat chicks who think their shit don't stink really do my head in. I need them to feel shitty so I can feel better about myself

yep. There was one that hung out with the better looking girls at school so she thought she was top notch too. Was a real bitch. She was mouthing off at a mate one day in class so I called her a blimp. Class broke out in laughter. I turned around thinking "ha! put her in her place" only problem was I was unaware the heffa had plodded on over. She slapped me in the back of the head. Jokes on her though...she's a bigger blimp now.

 

[Max Force]

yep. There was one that hung out with the better looking girls at school so she thought she was top notch too. Was a real bitch. She was mouthing off at a mate one day in class so I called her a blimp. Class broke out in laughter. I turned around thinking "ha! put her in her place" only problem was I was unaware the heffa had plodded on over. She slapped me in the back of the head. Jokes on her though...she's a bigger blimp now.

So you married her. Great story bro.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

So you married her. Great story bro.

Yeah and I still treat you mum like shit

 

[Max Force]

Yeah and I still treat you mum like shit

Get off the computer dad.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Why is it when i'm driving 105km/hr in the right lane I always get some tosser in a 4WD drive up behind me and flash his high beams. FFS im going over the speed limit already. There is no 'right lane is an autobahn' rule.

There is a 'Keep Left Unless Overtaking' rule, so overtake and then move the **** over, campaigner.

And yes, I know I'm responding to a post over a year old, but I just saw the thread.

 

[ChappyUK]

Trams that smell like farts.

Also, farts that smell like trams.

They both blow me off the proverbial rails like nothing else.

Buses that smell like skunk. Stoners who think we can't smell what they're carrying are like blokes with stinky BO who are unaware of their stench.

 

[NetworkNerd]

There is a 'Keep Left Unless Overtaking' rule, so overtake and then move the **** over, campaigner.

And yes, I know I'm responding to a post over a year old, but I just saw the thread.

All lanes on a freeway tend to get used during peak hour