Southerntakeover
Too Sweet
We've been having alot of problems lately determining whether or not we can tell people they are real Crows fans or not. Factors like: a healthy hatred of the Crows, and our position as the team for all South Australians have led to squabbling over who the 'real Crows fans' are. Well, if its good enough for immigration, its good enough for us. I present, the 'Adelaide Fan Values Test'.
1. The Adelaide Crows are:
A. The Team for all South Australians
B. The team for Victorian Baggage Handlers.
C. The team for the elderly in Queensland
2. Our Arch Rival is:
A. Port Power
B. Victoria
C. Ben Hudson
3. Who will you be supporting in this weeks Grand Final?
A. Port Adelaide- The flag should be in South Australia
B. Geelong- I follow two teams- the Crows, and whoever is playing the power
C. The Umpires. Ruin the game so bad noone ever speaks of it again.
4. The Greatest Bay in the history of football is:
A. Bay 114
B. Bay 120
C. Tumby Bay
5. After Showdown functions are best held at:
A. The Shed
B. Port Adelaide Club Rooms
C. The Ramsgate
6. If van Berlo is running 3 minute kms, how long will it take him to run a marathon?
A. 126 minutes.
B. 180 minutes.
C. The question is a logical impossibility. van Berlo would never be so slow.
7. Ben Hudson should be:
A. Skewered, then slowly roasted.
B. Dipped in acid
C. Respected for his choice in leaving. After all he only wants Market value for his services, and this is entirely reasonable.
8. Rucci is...
A. A skidmark on the underwear of life
B. A weak snivelling mommas boy, who is destined to die a lonely virgin
C. All of the above
9. Which of these is more important:
A. 2 AFL Premierships
B. 1 AFL Premiership
C. 350 to the power of 190 SANFL premierships
10. If a defender outscores their direct opponent in a Semi Final, the forward is officially:
A: Pwned
B: a bitch
C: Warren Tredrea.
Results time: To be admitted as an Adelaide Crows Fan, you must score atleast 70% on the above test.
If you answered van Berlo to any of questions 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, you instantly pass.
1. The Adelaide Crows are:
A. The Team for all South Australians
B. The team for Victorian Baggage Handlers.
C. The team for the elderly in Queensland
2. Our Arch Rival is:
A. Port Power
B. Victoria
C. Ben Hudson
3. Who will you be supporting in this weeks Grand Final?
A. Port Adelaide- The flag should be in South Australia
B. Geelong- I follow two teams- the Crows, and whoever is playing the power
C. The Umpires. Ruin the game so bad noone ever speaks of it again.
4. The Greatest Bay in the history of football is:
A. Bay 114
B. Bay 120
C. Tumby Bay
5. After Showdown functions are best held at:
A. The Shed
B. Port Adelaide Club Rooms
C. The Ramsgate
6. If van Berlo is running 3 minute kms, how long will it take him to run a marathon?
A. 126 minutes.
B. 180 minutes.
C. The question is a logical impossibility. van Berlo would never be so slow.
7. Ben Hudson should be:
A. Skewered, then slowly roasted.
B. Dipped in acid
C. Respected for his choice in leaving. After all he only wants Market value for his services, and this is entirely reasonable.
8. Rucci is...
A. A skidmark on the underwear of life
B. A weak snivelling mommas boy, who is destined to die a lonely virgin
C. All of the above
9. Which of these is more important:
A. 2 AFL Premierships
B. 1 AFL Premiership
C. 350 to the power of 190 SANFL premierships
10. If a defender outscores their direct opponent in a Semi Final, the forward is officially:
A: Pwned
B: a bitch
C: Warren Tredrea.
Results time: To be admitted as an Adelaide Crows Fan, you must score atleast 70% on the above test.
If you answered van Berlo to any of questions 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, you instantly pass.
