The alliteration thread

[worbod]

Dear Big Footy posters,

Is there a looming likelihood we will willingly align to alliteration allegiance?

Is it perchance possible for Big Footy participants to perpetually partake with planned panache?

Can we cunningly concoct a crafty thread wherein each post constructed conforms to the creative code of alliteration?

Or shall shameless shenanigans seek to spoil similar sounding sequences?

 

[worbod]

I would like to begin by posting a short story I wrote many years ago. It may help if you like cricket, and can recall when Fred Trueman and Frank Tyson were commentating. Nevertheless, it contains 129 words all beginning with T.


THE TELEVISED TESTS THAT TOOK TREMENDOUS TIME

Tom Tucker’s ten tonne truck took Terry Tanner to Townsville. There they thought they’d televise three Tests. They thought Tyson took tremendous time talking. They threw Tyson to the tigers.
They thought Trueman took ten tomatoes.
“Thief!” they thought.
They tortured Trueman til Trueman told them the truth.
“‘Tis true”, Trueman told them. Trueman took the ten tomatoes. They threw Trueman to the taipans. Then they televised. The two teams tossed. They tossed thruppence. The thruppence touched the turf. ‘Twas tails.
Two Tests took tremendous time, though the third Test thrilled Tom; Terry too. The three Tests thrilled the thirty three thousand Townsvillians that took the time to travel to them. Then Tom Tucker’s ten tonne truck took them to Tumbarumba. There they thought they’d televise two tennis tournaments.

 

[Scotland]

I wonder how many people will read this thread and Google what alliteration is.

 

[Plugger35]

Sounds stupid.

 

[BotsMaster]

Sounds stupid.

Strictly speaking

 

[armpit]

The teasing tickle of a talented tongue tempting totally charged dipping tastes into my nooks and crevices

Well it fell off at the end quite.

 

[Freofalcon]

I wonder how many people will read this thread and Google what alliteration is.

 

[armpit]

Ok I thought I'd come into a thread I thought was going to be illiteracal, but no it's a thread of little grahams sexual fantacies. No probs.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Thrilling thread, this.

 

[Gibbsy]

I would like to begin by posting a short story I wrote many years ago. It may help if you like cricket, and can recall when Fred Trueman and Frank Tyson were commentating. Nevertheless, it contains 129 words all beginning with T.


THE TELEVISED TESTS THAT TOOK TREMENDOUS TIME

Tom Tucker’s ten tonne truck took Terry Tanner to Townsville. There they thought they’d televise three Tests. They thought Tyson took tremendous time talking. They threw Tyson to the tigers.
They thought Trueman took ten tomatoes.
“Thief!” they thought.
They tortured Trueman til Trueman told them the truth.
“‘Tis true”, Trueman told them. Trueman took the ten tomatoes. They threw Trueman to the taipans. Then they televised. The two teams tossed. They tossed thruppence. The thruppence touched the turf. ‘Twas tails.
Two Tests took tremendous time, though the third Test thrilled Tom; Terry too. The three Tests thrilled the thirty three thousand Townsvillians that took the time to travel to them. Then Tom Tucker’s ten tonne truck took them to Tumbarumba. There they thought they’d televise two tennis tournaments.

Kudos, kan kmagine komething kike khis ks kot kasy

 

[raskolnikov]

Wonderful work worbod.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Kudos, kan kmagine komething kike khis ks kot kasy

 

[DroopStDanny]

I would like to begin by posting a short story I wrote many years ago. It may help if you like cricket, and can recall when Fred Trueman and Frank Tyson were commentating. Nevertheless, it contains 129 words all beginning with T.


THE TELEVISED TESTS THAT TOOK TREMENDOUS TIME

Tom Tucker’s ten tonne truck took Terry Tanner to Townsville. There they thought they’d televise three Tests. They thought Tyson took tremendous time talking. They threw Tyson to the tigers.
They thought Trueman took ten tomatoes.
“Thief!” they thought.
They tortured Trueman til Trueman told them the truth.
“‘Tis true”, Trueman told them. Trueman took the ten tomatoes. They threw Trueman to the taipans. Then they televised. The two teams tossed. They tossed thruppence. The thruppence touched the turf. ‘Twas tails.
Two Tests took tremendous time, though the third Test thrilled Tom; Terry too. The three Tests thrilled the thirty three thousand Townsvillians that took the time to travel to them. Then Tom Tucker’s ten tonne truck took them to Tumbarumba. There they thought they’d televise two tennis tournaments.

Who the **** won the Tests?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Thrilling thread to type thoughts trooper.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Thrilling thread to type thoughts trooper.

This.

 

[the_interloper]

There are three teams in the AFL starting with F. Fremantle, Footscray and ****ing Collingwood.

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

Terrible thread title. Any alliteration absolutely absent.

 

[Xenthor]

**** that, to much work and thinking to do

 

[M Malice]

Assembling an appropriate answer appears achievable, assuming an articulate author appropriately adept at alliteration.

 

[worbod]

I 'onestly 'ope others will 'op in and offer 'onourable 'omages to alliteration.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

An amazing alliteration almanac.

 

[worbod]

Yes Yoda says. Yield you should. Your yearnings to yabber alliterative yarns yet to see I am.

 

[worbod]

Is this ebbing epoch entitled to ensconce and entwine its ennui in these environs evermore?

An apathy is apparently appointed to apprehend the appealing apples and apricots appetizer of this alliterative apocalypse.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

This is too good to be true.
Terrifying Tarantula traverses toll roads on trains tongue tied.

Barney braves brisk Brisbane.
Tony travels to Toowoomba while Warren walks with Werribee workers.

David demands dodgy deals dissipate/die.

Michael marries Melanie and makes magnificent memories.

Sarah sings solo soprano song.

Cue Cameron's creative complimentary concerts courtesy of charitable campaigns and cash.

It is Inez' introduction in intelligence.