The Bay 13 understatement thread

[Mofra]

Dear Ladies, gentlemen and non-binary folk of the Bay,

Subtlety is a dying art online but we can revive it. The rules here are simple. Provide understatements about the AFL. Best understatement for the year gets a Queen reaction from zackah

First up:

I don't think Richmond, currently 9 goals down in the 3rd quarter against West Coast, are challenging for a flag this season.

 

[TY24]

Ken Hinkley may still be the coach of Port Adelaide in Round 24

 

[jannissary]

north melbourne will finish somewhere in the top 17 this season, mark my word!

 

[FISTO]

This board is a bit better with the maccas d/h banished

 

[Chronz]

I only see Richmond winning one more spoon in the next decade.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Mods on this site are predominantly reasonable and have a measured, consistent and uniform approach to moderation

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Essendon haven't won a final in the AFL for a while now.

 

[zackah]

Essendon losing sometimes gets me a little bit upset

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

north melbourne will finish somewhere in the top 17 this season, mark my word!

You reckon North will be a top 8 side?

 

[Tyler Durden007]

The AFL as a governing body are slightly misaligned with the aspirations of most of their fans and members

 

[FISTO]

Tex might just be

 

[Footy Is Good]

Carlton are shit

 

[catscratchfever]

Clayton Oliver may not be the best looking bloke playing in the AFL

 

[Pistol Night]

Gee Steven May seems to headbutt a lot of his teammates fists for some reason

 

[Stronzo]

West Coast probably lost the Kelly trade.

 

[zackah]

Geelong is a ****ing shithole

 

[STPer18]

Geelong are looking to be a pretty good team. Again.

 

[James Colorado]

James Sicily can, on occasion, let his emotions get the better of him.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Ken Hinkley may still be the coach of Port Adelaide in Round 24

I don't think you know what an understatement is.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Melbourne probably erred in drafting Scully and Trengove before Dustin Martin but the jury is still out.

 

[TY24]

I don't think you know what an understatement is.

Here's one for you

Aristotle Pickett 's visit to the Eagles board was brief

 

[Mofra]

Robbo enjoys the occasional tipple

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

The Silvagni family may be in a spot of bother in the near future.

 

[Pistol Night]

The Silvagni family may be in a spot of bother in the near future.

SOS tells Jo he'd rather stay home on Saturdays and do the lawns than watch any more shit kids play?

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

SOS tells Jo he'd rather stay home on Saturdays and do the lawns than watch any more shit kids play?

More about a possible court case. Watch this space.