The Bigfooty Confessional

[Quivorir]

Im really not that fussed as to whether I eat cake or not.

 

[CakeEater]

Isnt that the whole point of this thread to confess your sins?

 

[phantom13]

I ****** the fiancee of my best friend the night before the wedding. And I've done that three more times when three of my other friends got married. And another time I ****** the girlfriend of a friend the night of his funeral (he committed suicide). This was all back in the States. And obviously there was no friendship anymore. I also did similar when in Australia but that was work colleagues girlfriends.

Wow. If there was an award for this thread you would win...

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Im really not that fussed as to whether I eat cake or not.

Yeah, tbh, I don't really like bananas.

I just like banana flavoured things.

 

[I Lost My Keays]

When I was in primary school ,,I spent lunch time without a hat

 

[JUBJUB]

When I was in primary school ,,I spent lunch time without a hat

Andrew Walker will be pissed at you

 

[Dan Moody]

Okay, I'll attempt to be serious.
I just received a $27k bonus at work.
I have not and will not tell my wife.
I will have this transferred straight into a term deposit when it gets paid next Thursday.
Reason? My wife will want to spend it straight away whereas I would prefer to knock off some debt e.g. pay down the home loan a bit.
I will probably tell her I got a $5k bonus only.

 

[I Lost My Keays]

Okay, I'll attempt to be serious.
I just received a $27k bonus at work.
I have not and will not tell my wife.
I will have this transferred straight into a term deposit when it gets paid next Thursday.
Reason? My wife will want to spend it straight away whereas I would prefer to knock off some debt e.g. pay down the home loan a bit.
I will probably tell her I got a $5k bonus only.

Your very smart!

 

[JuddsABlue]

Okay, I'll attempt to be serious.
I just received a $27k bonus at work.
I have not and will not tell my wife.
I will have this transferred straight into a term deposit when it gets paid next Thursday.
Reason? My wife will want to spend it straight away whereas I would prefer to knock off some debt e.g. pay down the home loan a bit.
I will probably tell her I got a $5k bonus only.

dangerous game

id almost imagine being caught out hiding money as bad as being caught doing the dirty

 

[NSWCROW]

When I was in primary school ,,I spent lunch time without a hat

OFF THE RAILS campaigner !!!!!!

 

[Speck]

Yeah, tbh, I don't really like bananas.

I just like banana flavoured things.

Banana paddlepops shit all over real bananas.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Banana paddlepops shit all over real bananas.

That was what I was thinking of when I wrote that... and banana bread.

 

[The Passenger]

Okay, I'll attempt to be serious.
I just received a $27k bonus at work.
I have not and will not tell my wife.
I will have this transferred straight into a term deposit when it gets paid next Thursday.
Reason? My wife will want to spend it straight away whereas I would prefer to knock off some debt e.g. pay down the home loan a bit.
I will probably tell her I got a $5k bonus only.

Can see why you're doing it, but i'm with JuddsABlue - she'll be mega mega mega pissed if she finds out.

Surely you have joint bank accounts and at some point she is going to see a 27k deposit.

Maybe tell her you're happy to piss away 2k, but the rest is going on home loans and whatever else you need it to?

27k is a pretty sweet bonus.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Can see why you're doing it, but i'm with JuddsABlue - she'll be mega mega mega pissed if she finds out.

Surely you have joint bank accounts and at some point she is going to see a 27k deposit.

Maybe tell her you're happy to piss away 2k, but the rest is going on home loans and whatever else you need it to?

27k is a pretty sweet bonus.

Don't listen to them, if she catches it just tell her your work made a mistake and they are going to reverse the payment back out.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I'm not sure why you wouldn't just tell her it would be smarter to pay off debt. Maybe keep $5k or so for fun.

 

[exe ex machina]

Tell her when you're going down on her. But not the other way.

 

[The Passenger]

One problem you have is when the old truth serum (aka beer) gets in the way and gets the better of your conscience about 11.30pm on a Tuesday night.

 

[Quivorir]

**** it, with 25k buy a Russian mail order.

 

[little graham]

Okay, I'll attempt to be serious.
I just received a $27k bonus at work.
I have not and will not tell my wife.
I will have this transferred straight into a term deposit when it gets paid next Thursday.
Reason? My wife will want to spend it straight away whereas I would prefer to knock off some debt e.g. pay down the home loan a bit.
I will probably tell her I got a $5k bonus only.

Probably work out cheaper and less stressful if you invest that money in a divorce. pay some young model to seduce her, get it on cam/film then take her to court and push for the most piddly settlement ever.

 

[pantskyle]

I once accidentally egged a baby.

I just lost my shit at this. Far out. I can imagine it.

 

[pantskyle]

I also hate pants.

 

[NarniMagic]

I ****** the fiancee of my best friend the night before the wedding. And I've done that three more times when three of my other friends got married. And another time I ****** the girlfriend of a friend the night of his funeral (he committed suicide). This was all back in the States. And obviously there was no friendship anymore. I also did similar when in Australia but that was work colleagues girlfriends.

Duuude! Have you not heard of the bro code?

No but in all serious, that is a dick move. If they were just an acquaintance or regular friend I'd be ok with it, but best friend? smh

 

[Sterge]

My mates had a scam for a while were they'd buy a carton of beer that had a screw top and that the 6 packs came in the cardboard - Coopers Pale normally worked best -

We'd make sure not the rip any of the cardboard, drink our drinks, keep the caps, fill the empty bottles back up with water, put them back into the carton, take it back to the bottle-o with our receipt, and ask to change the carton for a cold one out of the fridge

Never hit the same bottle-o twice and eventually ran out of places to hit, but that one summer was awesome

We did a similar thing except the cleaners used to steal anything that was left in the communal kitchen/lounge when I was on a working holiday in Canada

So one night we 'refilled' some beers and put the tops back on and put them in the fridge, next day beers were gone

Beers stopped getting stolen after that

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I also hate pants.

That's pants!

 

[exe ex machina]

Duuude! Have you not heard of the bro code?
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No but in all serious, that is a dick move. If they were just an acquaintance or regular friend I'd be ok with it, but best friend? smh

Like I said, when im bad im shameless and wicked. Those incidents only scratching the surface of many other sexual and non sexual stories.