The Boredom Thread

[NeRFaHoLIc]

So when we actually put it on the real thing, we'll know how
My friend had the class the other day, the teacher told them chocolate flavoured condoms are the nicest And she was telling a group of guys this.

Not until you are married young lady.

 

[Adrian Shelton]

Oohh, gotta hit that then!!! (if you wanna get on ACA that is!!)

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

3 minutes is 2:59 more than Alex ever managed with his biker buddies xD

But that hasn't stopped him from going back every day.

 

[TorresIsGod]

So when we actually put it on the real thing, we'll know how
My friend had the class the other day, the teacher told them chocolate flavoured condoms are the nicest And she was telling a group of guys this.

Yes, but the funny thing is, there's no point in giving/receiving oral sex if the guy is wearing a condom... it's useless...

 

[Tarkyn_24]

There is no surname that goes well with Tarkyn. As it is a ridiculous name.

Tarkyn's an awesome name. It's just Dane suits mine better.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Oohh, gotta hit that then!!! (if you wanna get on ACA that is!!)

 

[TorresIsGod]

Funny, I know of a guy named Adrian Shelton, he's a ten-pin bowler...

You're not a ten-pin bowler by any chance are you Adrian Shelton?...

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Yes, but the funny thing is, there's no point in giving/receiving oral sex if the guy is wearing a condom... it's useless...

Speaking from first hand experience Dribble?

I kid I kid. I know you don't smoke the ****.

 

[TorresIsGod]

If you named your first born Tarkyn, I'd personally shoot you on his behalf.

 

[martyTHOMAS]

Not until you are married young lady.

Ha.
My dad had a bet with my brother that he couldn't last that long.
Dad still things Jared hasn't seen anything.

But he doesn't know what Jared's told me

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Tarkyn's an awesome name. It's just Dane suits mine better.

My first born will be called Michael.

Michael has always been, and always will be my favourite name. Possibly because of Michael Myers? I do not know.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Ha.
My dad had a bet with my brother that he couldn't last that long.
Dad still things Jared hasn't seen anything.

But he doesn't know what Jared's told me

How old is one Jared? And more importantly why is your brother sharing sex stories to his baby sister?

Unless he told them to you whilst you were in Tasmania. Then it's all good...

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

If you named your first born Tarkyn, I'd personally shoot you on his behalf.

As long as you let me load the gun for you.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

If you named your first born Tarkyn, I'd personally shoot you on his behalf.

It's not as if I'm obsessed...

 

[Tarkyn_24]

My first born will be called Michael.

Michael has always been, and always will be my favourite name. Possibly because of Michael Myers? I do not know.

Hmm. I don't like the name Michael. I like opaque names.

Sabrina, Crystal etc

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Crystal is my girls name. Although I will have it with a K.

And I also like the name Jasmine.

 

[martyTHOMAS]

How old is one Jared? And more importantly why is your brother sharing sex stories to his baby sister?

Unless he told them to you whilst you were in Tasmania. Then it's all good...

He's 17, turning 18.

Actually, i was sitting on the couch and he was sitting on the chair over the other side.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

He's 17, turning 18.

Actually, i was sitting on the couch and he was sitting on the chair over the other side.

Were the lights dimmed? Horror movie on TV? Air smelt musky?

No, I've gone too far.

I'm putting an end to this right.....

Now.

 

[martyTHOMAS]

Don't call your kid Ella. I hate that name because it's mine.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Don't call your kid Ella. I hate that name because it's mine.

Ella Ella Eh Eh Eh.

It's not a crap name.

I ain't particularly fond of my name too. Which is why I just go by Ash. Sounds better.

 

[martyTHOMAS]

Ella Ella Eh Eh Eh.

It's not a crap name.

I ain't particularly fond of my name too. Which is why I just go by Ash. Sounds better.

No, i hate my name.
Any name would be better.

Is it Ashley, Ashton?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I don't like the name Jasmine.

You reminded me Ash. I wanna call one of my kids Ashley. I like that name

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

No, i hate my name.
Any name would be better.

Is it Ashley, Ashton?

Ashalenko!!!

Nah, It's Ashley.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I don't like the name Jasmine.

You reminded me Ash. I wanna call one of my kids Ashley. I like that name

After me?

How sweet. Thanks man. Means a lot. If your kid turns out anything like me, you will be incredibly proud.

 

[martyTHOMAS]

Ashalenko!!!

Nah, It's Ashley.

I was either going to be called Ella or Ashlee!
wow, then there would be two Ashlee's
how confusing