The Boredom Thread

[MagpieGirl_13]

It's winning now!!

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Please do not call Michael an 'it'. You will treat Michael with respect. Or he might butcher you with his big kitchen knife...

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

Oooo.... I'm shaking in my boots!!! hang on, I'm not wearing any boots.....

I'm bored...... being bored is so boring!!

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Well sorry if I can't be more like Catfish_Jake to spice up the GD boards...

I mean I don't plan on taking a picture of my balls and posting them on a thread anytime soon...

And I certainly don't have the comical geniusness of CFJ...

But, that just goes to show what's wrong with the world. Not enough CFJ...

If we were all like Jake, there'd be no need for heaven... we'd already be there.

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

ok, fill me in.... who is Catfish_jake & why is he..... whatever he is...

 

[TorresIsGod]

Haha, how can you not know Catfish Jake, also, stop stalking Nerf, it's freaky

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Oh my god...

You've been on BigFooty for about 4 months now and you don't know who the legendary Catfish Jake is?

Have you never paid a visit to The Limbo Club? That's where this God of BigFooty hangs out. He is what brings members to BigFooty... you see those ads at the top and bottom of each page... those companys pay us to put them there, because they know millions of people visit BigFooty to read Jake's posts... okay I'm talking shit here.

But more recently Jake drank an entire cask of goon whilst being on BigFooty and for whatever reason decided it would be a good reason to take a picture of his nuts and post it in a thread. And obviously a record 183,619 joined BigFooty once they found out this news, in hope to see the great man's sack...

And that's about all I can tell you on Jake...

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Haha, how can you not know Catfish Jake, also, stop stalking Nerf, it's freaky

Quiet Dribble.

Go back to wanking over Jason's face from Friday the 13th Part 8.

By the way, Exorcist 2 > Liverpool.

 

[Mr P@H]

ok, fill me in.... who is Catfish_jake & why is he..... whatever he is...

An ex TLC poster. He's kind of a parody imo, an amazing guy imo, never fails to give me a chuckle.

 

[TorresIsGod]

I on the other hand, can tell you more about Jake, he is a god among men (obviously, not as godly as Fernando Torres), but that's another story. Jake is an extremely talented, funny man, his witty comments, short-to the point one liners make for an amusing read, he is the upper echelon of BigFooty posters, however, Nerf probably stalks him outside his bedroom window each night, so I guess, he may be the one who knows more xD

Also Nerf, nothing is better than Liverpool (the football club), and Exorcist 2 > Michael Myers xD

I also, don't wank over Jason... even if because you do it with Michael Myers, you figure it's common...

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Nerf is God.

Edited for accuracy.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Edited for accuracy.

Fair point, cant say I can argue with it.

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

Right..... You see, that's why I don't go to the limbo club....
You blokes are feral!! My friend was using my bf account (with my supervision of course) & went to the limbo club..... I have never been back, you guys a so gross!!

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Fair point, cant say I can argue with it.

It's ok. The sooner everybody realises that I am God, the better the General Discussion board will be.

Why should TLC have all the fun?

They can drink their cheap and nasty goon and post online. Here, we drink quality stuff, or something that doesn't cost $5. I propose somebody buys a bottle of Pure Polish Vodka (from the good folks at Dan Murphy's ) which is 95% alcohol, sip it slowly, and post here so we can all enjoy the humorous ramblings.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Right..... You see, that's why I don't go to the limbo club....
You blokes are feral!! My friend was using my bf account (with my supervision of course) & went to the limbo club..... I have never been back, you guys a so gross!!

Well, it is called The Limbo Club for a reason...

 

[Mr P@H]

Right..... You see, that's why I don't go to the limbo club....
You blokes are feral!! My friend was using my bf account (with my supervision of course) & went to the limbo club..... I have never been back, you guys a so gross!!

You heard of the "Social experiment" then

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

can't say I have....


Oh, HAHAHAHA!!! I just noticed your avatar..... LOL

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

TLC is very good for a laugh. Don't knock it, give it a chance, after time you'll come to love it. You just have to remember everything is said with tongue in cheek in there... or so you hope.

But there's no me in TLC, so it ain't the place to be. That rhymes and you know it.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Interesting... strange girl you are, why are you stalking Nerf?

 

[TorresIsGod]

Nerf... you're a strange guy, I heard you're on the market for a companion, I think we've found the right girl.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Well... she's a Collingwood supporter. So I've already got mummys approval.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Ahh, well, that's all good then, glad your mum approves, now only for the friends approval, just don't let her meet Alex

 

[Mr P@H]

Well... she's a Collingwood supporter. So I've already got mummys approval.

That's sick..... then again you are a Collingwood supporter.

Think i'm getting the hang of this "bagging" thing

BTW Dibbers, are you holding out for Torrrrres?

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

I wouldn't let anyone meet Alex on purpose.

That's the kind of crime you could go to jail for... for a very very long time.

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

Me, stalking Nerf..... I think you mean Nerf stalking me!!

& I'm not strange!!!!