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Well, I guess dinosaurs get the urge just like anyone. Pretty spun out here though (not sure if this pic posted before)

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You are aweful Tarks. And you honestly think you'd stand a chance against me?
 

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Yoshi began with a rush, as usual, on one of his strongest courses, and held a ten second gap between himself and his closest opponent at the conclusion of the first lap. But Yoshi, having the self-restraint of Des Headland and Jeff Farmer, decided it would be 'fun' to take risks. Therefore, launching up to the biggest drop of the course, he launched himself up in the air with clever use of the R button (S on my keyboard), and landed pretty much smack-bang on the barrier, only to bounce of the side and allow the pack to catch him. Evedentally smug by his trick, when returned to the top of the drop he attempted the same jump, only to mistime and forgoe another 15 seconds. At this stage, he trailled the back by 20 seconds and looked gone. Yoshi is never gone; without the use of weapons, he fought back to third by halfway through the lap, before, yet again, being blown off the course and losing another ten seconds. Bowser moved up to third, and, sensing danger, Yoshi moved back up the order, 5th at the final lap...

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In a tense final minute, Luigi, Bowser, and Yoshi, the three contenders, shared the lead between them. Then, perhaps at the fatal moment, Luigi and Yoshi both hit each other with weaponry, and Bowser galloped to the lead, only a short distance from the line. Yoshi's taunts ringing in his own head, with a single mindedness determination, he fired once, deadly, into Bowser's engine, and all of a sudden he was in the air, mere metres from the line. The recovery time was all that was required for Yoshi to take back the lead from Bowser, and to celebrate a victory.

Yoshi: 7.14.74
Bowser: 7.16.97
Luigi: 7.17.24
Toad: 7.19.44
Wario: 7.22.11
DK: 7.24.64
Mario: 7.27.17
Peach: 7.30.31

Yoshi: 30
Bowser: 24
Luigi: 16
Toad: 4
Peach: 1
Mario: 1
DK: 0
Wario: 0
 
Mate, as I've said, it ain't no laugh with a keyboard. I'll take you anytime with a controller. My times are AT LEAST 20 seconds faster with a controller. :thumbsu:
Sure sure. I would annihilate you! I will hit you with 3 green shells easier than you will hit me with red shells.

You will see one banana, but it will feel as if there are 3 bananas. The fake item boxes will be placed so well, you won't be able to tell the difference.

You will get pwned!
 
Sure sure. I would annihilate you! I will hit you with 3 green shells easier than you will hit me with red shells.

You will see one banana, but it will feel as if there are 3 bananas. The fake item boxes will be placed so well, you won't be able to tell the difference.

You will get pwned!
That'd be a good match up. Call me next time your in Perth :D
 

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I had nothing to do so I started waxing to get my mind off the game and to see how it feels.


F*ck I shouldn't have done it .


But so smooth .
 
I had nothing to do so I started waxing to get my mind off the game and to see how it feels.


F*ck I shouldn't have done it .


But so smooth .
Oh my God! Me too! :eek:

What an odd thing to say.

But anyway I'm off to bed. Catch.
 
I was having a fantastic sleep. Until mum came in asking me how I wanted to build my Battering Ram (for my assignment).... seriously... It's Saturday, don't wake me, I'll wake myself (because it usually means I've been up too late & need my sleep). But glad she is so committed to my homework! :):thumbsu:
 
I had to go to tutoring so no sleep for me today :(

But tomorrow I'll sleep in, and then after this week we have 2 weeks' holidays. Yaaaay :D
 

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There's this show on now, Totally Footy, don't know if you get it in Vic. It's hosted by that idiot voss & just glorifies the lions........ it is really quite bad.... :thumbsd: oh, & does a little but about some other stuff.... :cool:
But I suppose it's good for little kids or lions supporters.....:rolleyes:
 
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