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In the usual spot in the Mod's Lounge, under lock & key. Good luck in getting to it.Where's my cake?
It's unfortunate that all we have, is to rubbish these commentators.
Not because many don't deserve it, but unfortunate that's the quality either being sought after, or simply the best that's out there.
Is it our fault that we've asked for this new 'humour' that seems to permeate into every broadcast call and on the airwaves in general?
There has to be a better way. Maybe we've all just forgotten what it can be like.
heard cornes suggest someone was performing well in the air airily the other day........Thought it was the Blues style of play that was to blame for the drop in Friday night ratings last season?
Channel 7 certainly made a case for it so they didn’t have to look at their AGrade line up of BT, JB, Darce and Lingy with Duck on the special comments as a possible cause for people tuning out.
Scroll through the game day threads from last season and I have added #commentatorcalls to quotes of some of the most ridiculous things said during the coverage. There is plenty of material to work with.
the clique & cabal units send their most tenacious representatives in when it's cake chop-up time.........Agreed. It can get quite ugly in there when there is cake.
once you have appeared on television or film - even once - you magically become a source of information and worldly advice far beyond the mere mortal.....This is part of a bigger problem in society - the cult of personality. A famous person doesn't have to say something intelligent, they just have to say something for it to be newsworthy.
In football this is manifesting itself as presenters talking more about themselves than the game; coverage filled with inane personal anecdotes and manufactured tension between commentators. No one I know asked for this, yet this is where we are.
I could listen/watch multiple games of footy a week, but I don't give a flying **** about what Luke Darcy had for breakfast, what colour pants BT is wearing or how Eddie's hair is messy.
Here's a tip, footy commentators; why don't you talk about the BLOODY FOOTY!?!?
/rant (for now)
It's unfortunate that all we have, is to rubbish these commentators.
Not because many don't deserve it, but unfortunate that's the quality either being sought after, or simply the best that's out there.
Is it our fault that we've asked for this new 'humour' that seems to permeate into every broadcast call and on the airwaves in general?
There has to be a better way. Maybe we've all just forgotten what it can be like.
once you have appeared on television or film - even once - you magically become a source of information and worldly advice far beyond the mere mortal.....
try talking non-stop on any subject and see how smart you end up sounding - you trip up - there are few very good commentators, just poor and worse....
That's part of the problem, the notion that commentators have to talk nonstop, or that they have to say something, anything, to validate their position. If you're talking radio commentary, sure; difficult to rely on the game speaking for itself there.try talking non-stop on any subject and see how smart you end up sounding - you trip up - there are few very good commentators, just poor and worse....
I get back to asking whether this is what we wanted, or simply regardless of what is delivered, we'd willingly soak it up?
I somehow don't think that most having this discussion here, care for the fluff that's being broadcast but maybe...maybe, many do.
Surely if it wasn't wanted, networks would receive volumes of complaints and find a new delivery method for the calling of games.
Maybe there's a bit of chicken and egg about this, but really.......the end result is fowl (foul)
Foul because it's somewhat sad that the stupider things get, the more stupid we see. Off to the SRP board I go...
I'd argue that you're essentially making the same mistake as the people who make these products - and they are products rather than sports - are making.The young ones, 'under 30' require more during a broadcast, as in voices calling the game and the banter that goes on with it. Because of their lack of attention span. The Richie Benauds of the world just wouldn't get gig now days because of their lack of 'flare'. These legends had something that can't be taught, timing and pause...
The game today needs these commentators, why, because the game doesn't have enough 'moments' to support itself, its become too vanilla for its own good and the League knows this hence the rule changes.
Test cricket, one day cricket is in trouble, 20/20 getting bigger because of the 'moments' it produces in a short time span...
Your reference to Richie Benaud is so valid. I would add Alan McGillvray & the BBC's John Arlott, who were predominantly radio broadcasters, but knew how much information was enough. From a football perspective I would throw in the ABC's Doug Mason, whose match commentary which we heard through The Winners program was probably the benchmark for TV football commentary.The young ones, 'under 30' require more during a broadcast, as in voices calling the game and the banter that goes on with it. Because of their lack of attention span. The Richie Benauds of the world just wouldn't get gig now days because of their lack of 'flare'. These legends had something that can't be taught, timing and pause...
The game today needs these commentators, why, because the game doesn't have enough 'moments' to support itself, its become too vanilla for its own good and the League knows this hence the rule changes.
Test cricket, one day cricket is in trouble, 20/20 getting bigger because of the 'moments' it produces in a short time span...
Your reference to Richie Benaud is so valid. I would add Alan McGillvray & the BBC's John Arlott, who were predominantly radio broadcasters, but knew how much information was enough. From a football perspective I would throw in the ABC's Doug Mason, whose match commentary which we heard through The Winners program was probably the benchmark for TV football commentary.
I put a fair bit of the blame for the current poor standard of football commentary at the feet of Rex Hunt whose calls on 3AW degenerated into farce & became more about him & his profile than the game. I remember listening to one of our games on the radio in about 2006/2007 being called by Rex Hunt (the game wasn't broadcast on TV in Brisbane hence listening to the radio call) & I actually turned off the radio before half time because I could not make head nor tails of what was going on. Hunt was too busy screaming players nicknames & not describing who had the ball, what part of the ground the play was at & ultimately who was kicking the goals.
Nowadays I watch all of our games with the volume turned right down. The game is more tolerable this way.
Can't stand him. Obsequious, simpering and excessively verbose.Mark Nicholas
I was devastated when SBS moved Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwin on from calling Le Tour (although Sherwin recently passed away).Martin Tyler calls soccer and Phil Ligget called cycling the way you want our game to be called. Knowledgeable, succinct, a little flair when warranted and more importantly the ability to shut up and let the pictures speak for themselves.
Our current crop of AFL callers are afraid of silence, instead of embracing it.