Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[jazzee]

Halcyon days, glorious tributes, the golden age has, begun.

 

[JimmySwan]

Honestly, how can that bloke be the head writer of the herald sun? He's not articulate, he's rude, he's not impressionable. They sure have moved down from Sheahen. Robinson will never be as respected as Mike Sheahen was/is.

 

[erbenz]

Does this mean the Great One will assume all of the decrepit Mike's TV duties?

I for one would love to see "Open Robbo."

 

[jazzee]

Honestly, how can that bloke be the head writer of the herald sun? He's not articulate, he's rude, he's not impressionable. They sure have moved down from Sheahen. Robinson will never be as respected as Mike Sheahen was/is.

Heathen, Blasphemer, Unbeliever! May the curse of tortured metaphors, and illogical punctuation, be upon thee.

 

[Beerfish]

Honestly, how can that bloke be the head writer of the herald sun? He's not articulate, he's rude, he's not impressionable. They sure have moved down from Sheahen. Robinson will never be as respected as Mike Sheahen was/is.

 

[jazzee]

I for one would love to see "Open Robbo."

I assume this applies to his refreshments.

 

[TerryWallet]

Has there ever been a man more suited to a position than Dear Leader to Chief Football Writer for The Herald Sun?

The flow of adjectives in The Announcement article linked above does indeed do homage...and frankly brought me to tears.

Robbo,,,,your career has been one of destiny, and like all your now new underlings,,,i salute you.

 

[jazzee]

Terry, at least, put the commas, between the words.

 

[erbenz]

The, Christmas Party, will be, big.

I wonder, which fair lady, will be offered to the Great One, to consecrate his reign and produce many father-son, recruits?

 

[TerryWallet]

The, Christmas Party, will be, big.

I wonder, which fair lady, will be offered to the Great One, to consecrate his reign and produce many father-son, recruits?

Hun will surely run a poll,

Who has the sexiest Dear Leader?

A) North Korea

B) Herald Sun


Votes: 1

Results:

North Korea 0%

Herald Sun 100%

 

[erbenz]

I don't think, North Korea could, compete in an Arms, Race with the, Great One, either.

Dearest, Leader, after, a night, at the, Old Bar, is, slower, more noticeable, yet twice as, potent, as any Drone, killing, program.

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

The great one was in fine form at his coronation and official reception dinner last night.

The Reign of Robbo the first , has begun.

Newly crowned King Robbo of Herald Sun land , had all the ladies kneeling before the him , placing his sword upon their shoulders , and he was overheard remarking , on more than one occassion , "How good it is to be the King"

If you want to get anywhere in Robbos kingdom , one must be prepared to kneel before him and often.

King Robbo decreed to all of his loyal subjects that an era of change was upon us , and he let it be known that it was Gerard Whatley who played a significant role in helping him achieve the monarchy.

Though later in the evening poor Gerard Whatley , nearly keeled over when King Robbo asked him , "So how do you like the Black Caviar dip Gerard"

The Official portrait that was handed out at the end of the night to those in attendance.

 

[manboob]

Honestly, how can that bloke be the head writer of the herald sun? He's not articulate, he's rude, he's not impressionable. They sure have moved down from Sheahen. Robinson will never be as respected as Mike Sheahen was/is.

CARD THIS CLOWN!

 

[Slattery_20]

Heathen, Blasphemer, Unbeliever! May the curse of tortured metaphors, and illogical punctuation, be upon thee.

Post, reported.

 

[Stopher]

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!

Cue Lion King theme....

 

[SJ]

Did I also hear that TGO is up for a Logie?

 

[Selective Retention]

TGO displaying his modesty and connection with the working man by wearing a name tag.

It is said there was a delay to proceedings as the dear leader refused to go up on stage and orate until a name tag was presented to him, lest the common man (pictured above right) felt inferior in his presence.

 

[Beerfish]

He's also the only one who could ever pull off three completely different combinations of stripes in the one outfit.

Would look like a clown suit on anyone else, but The Great One just makes it work.

 

[AM]

Took them a long, long time to make the decision. Not much to choose from at that joint.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Robbo be praised.

 

[Elite Master]

I didn't know the great one was 45 years old. I could have swore he mentioned he was in his late 30's once.

 

[peejay]

i have taken my xmas holidays this year at inverloch in the hope of seeing the great man in his boardies !

 

[jazzee]

The Great One requires, higher tributes, and demands appropriate action -

http://www.tvweeklogieawards.com.au/vote/

 

[Bond.ShaneBond]

I didn't know the great one was 45 years old. I could have swore he mentioned he was in his late 30's once.

This also threw me. But I thought he was older!

 

[TerryWallet]

This also threw me. But I thought he was older!

Bond, what happened to the comma homage to TGO in your username?

Are you wavering?