Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[Beerfish]

Where are you?
Where am I?
Where are us?

 

[AnimalEnclosure]

In the beginning was the Word, and the word was Tribunal. But The Great One was not happy with the Word. So the word became tribuneral.

 

[Stig O'Hara]

TGOs Weapon of Choice - Corona

Classy.

 

[Sammymoite]

It appears TGO has gone rogue tonight

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

 

[SJ]

It appears TGO has gone rogue tonight

Please provide a first-hand account for the brethren not sacred enough to view his nightly teachings.

 

[workhorse]

Forgive me brothers, as only upon viewing the last nights sermon was I enlightened as to the acceptable way of adorning thy holy beanie.

 

[Custard Guts]

In quiet awe at the manner in which TGO duly invites himself over to Bob, the anointed one's joint, to watch some footy and promptly lodges his drink order ahead of the gathering.

TGO; "Can myself and Gerard come around and watch it with ya? ... You supply the drinks, righto whaddaya want Gerard? I'll have Corona."

Nerdling; "A few lemon squashes".

And all is right with the cosmos.

 

[Beerfish]

I was actually surprised He invited the nerdling. Such inclusive.

 

[AnimalEnclosure]

TGOs Weapon of Choice - Corona

Classy.

Now stated, so obvious. Would he be a lemon-wedge-in-the-bottleneck man?

 

[Spongebob]

I was actually surprised He invited the nerdling. Such inclusive.

The Nerdling is allowed along to pilot the sacred chariot transporting TGO from Bob's the the lap dance temple.

TGO practises road safety.

 

[Starburns_]

TGO reads the bible "from time to time."

 

[gfhawthorn]

"He's got gout"

 

[Beerfish]

#dontblowitharley

 

[CJApples87]

"I wish I was back on the darts. Then I could have pots and darts and darts!"


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[Cleavy]

TGO reads the bible "from time to time."

one of those Homer Simpson hollowed out bibles with the flask hidden inside?

 

[Custard Guts]

"Staaand byyy your maaaan"



Half suspect TGO is beseeching his brethren.

 

[Willo_]

TGO reads the bible "from time to time."

and now, so shall I

 

[citizen-erased]

TGOs Weapon of Choice - Corona

Classy.

is Corona even beer?

 

[Beerfish]

Come on then!

As the camera draws back ,and the lights fade down we see TGO step up to the board to extract everyone's darts.

I can just imagine them all there for the next however many hours playing round after round.

 

[Custard Guts]

Another stirring lead into the sermon last night brothers ...

TGO: "How's your right arm?"

Nerdling, audaciously: "I fancy my chances against you Robbo"

TGO: "Do ya really?"

Nerdling: "I do"

TGO: "Had you, have you played a lot of ..."

Nerdling: "Iiiiiiii've, I've played a bit"

TGO: "I've noticed that yer right arm is a bit stronger than yer left"

Both, suggestively "Hahahahahahaha"

Nerdling, momentarily forgetting his place: "I'll beat you at darts and I'll beat you at pool then we'll see how we ..."

TGO: "Ya CAN'T beat me at pool! Can you play pool? Ya can't beat me at pool"

Nerdling: "Okay"

TGO, underlining the natural order of things: "I'll give ya six pots in"

Praise

 

[Buzz Hawk]

"Now, I'm not intellectualling"

 

[AcuteWhistle]

Gee Robbo has got onto some good bud lately, just lost it on SEN, I recognise that type of laugh well

 

[Custard Guts]

TGO, just now on SEN radio, reflecting on the travails of Rod Butters:

"He was a practicing alcoholic for about a decade"

And lo, booze as religion. Was there any doubt?

Praise.

 

[SJ]

TGO, just now on SEN radio, reflecting on the travails of Rod Butters:

"He was a practicing alcoholic for about a decade"

And lo, booze as religion. Was there any doubt?

Praise.

Reminds me of that sacred night all those moons ago when TGO alerted us that the then Harry O'Brien was a practising heterosexual.