Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

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Called Clarko's comment, c*** sucker, homophobic, is he for real? No wonder you're not allowed to leave a comment on it, what a buffoon.
When used towards a male, it is, it’s inescapable.

Last I looked

  • women don’t have c@#($, therefore
  • the target sucks male appendages, and
  • the activity is seen as demeaning.
  • It would be highly unlikely for him to be not gay and suck them…

Therefore, calling some a c@#& smoker is asserting they are a Gay man who engages in oral sex and it’s shameful.
 
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When used towards a male, it is, it’s inescapable.

Last I looked

  • women don’t have c@#($, therefore
  • the target sucks male appendages, and
  • the activity is seen as demeaning.
  • It would be highly unlikely for him to be not gay and suck them…

Therefore, calling some a c@#& smoker is asserting they are a Gay man who engages in oral sex and it’s shameful.
So is being really offended by it then
 
Reckon TGO gave his most succinct answer ever on last night's 360, albeit to a ridiculous question:

Jordan Lewis: Do you drink low carb beer Robbo?
TGO: No

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So it’s official - ‘Swans are a pretty good team, but Collingwood are 25% off’.

I stand in apoplectic awe.
 
Hind’s attempted elbow

TGO gives a slurmon with the key insight the elbow was not meant to connect.
If 17 other clubs did that and he would be calling a disgrace and saying the AFL failed the game by not demanding a suspension
 
Hind’s attempted elbow

TGO gives a slurmon with the key insight the elbow was not meant to connect.
The Essendon Edge is a complete mastery over one's body. Hind's elbow narrowly missing his target was not an accident but clearly showed his skillfulness in this practice. A true adept could run past an opponent at a full sprint and pick a fly off their shoulder with a pair of tweezers and do no harm to the fly.

Peter Wright, on the other hand, still has a bit of work to do.
 

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