Mega Thread The Flat Earth Mega thread.

[Wallaby]

Sorry. Nothing I said implies the earth is round or flat. I merely pointed out why the sky appears blue.

Atmospheric diffraction of sunlight is independent of the shape of the planetary body. I thought, being of a scientific, enquiring mind that you seem to be, you may wish to increase your knowledge.

And all I did was answer the question you asked.

 

[Duritz]

Sorry. Nothing I said implies the earth is round or flat. I merely pointed out why the sky appears blue.

Atmospheric diffraction of sunlight is independent of the shape of the planetary body. I thought, being of a scientific, enquiring mind that you seem to be, you may wish to increase your knowledge.

And all I did was answer the question you asked.

Tell me, do you ever buy coffee at Starbucks?

 

[Toump Ass]

Why have Top Secret written on the video. It’s only the book of Enoch. No big deal.

I'm still trying to understand how a video can be classified as "TOP SECRET" when it's hosted on a website that has over five billion views a day :/

 

[Wallaby]

Tell me, do you ever buy coffee at Starbucks?

No.

 

[Duritz]

No.

Well, you could, if you wanted to. But we at the flat earth society are no longer allowed in Starbucks, ever since Starbucksgate. These are the kinds of trials and tribulations we at the FES have to endure, just for trying to speak the truth.

 

[Wallaby]

What an objectionable person.

Trying to force someone to talk to them, when they don't want to, asking them about their work (demanding answers), when they are clearly NOT at work, filming them without first obtaining permission, then insulting that person by impugning their patriotism (a serious insult in the USA), and then following up by accusing him of lying (and shouting such accusations to the rest of the people in the shop).

PS: I don't see any reference to Flat or Round earth, so I don't see why you would think he was ejected for his 'beliefs'. This was America - there's a lot of crazy beliefs, and I don't think Starbucks would knock back customer's money because of those.

He was ejected for being a jerk. And being a jerk has nothing to do with what you believe in. It's how you act.

 

[Toump Ass]

A couple of new questions; apologies for not having the time to go through all 236 pages of this thread:

1. Are satellites real, and if so, how do they work- they need to orbit something yeah? Or are they all fake, like everything else on this planet, or do we launch them in the air and they whiz around in a circle? Coz satellites need gravity and that's also fake isn't it?

2. What is underneath the earth? Has anyone got any pictures? If the Earth is flat does this mean there could be planets underneath us that we haven't seen?

3. I did some research on FES today: I read Sammy FES leader say: "The Bible tells us the heavens are a mystery". This is good to know.

The Bible also says "kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves."

If I'm reading that right, if I've met a woman whose had sex, I should kill them, and steal their daughters.

This sounds ****ing rad. Aside from calling people "globelovers", does membership to FES also mean I can kill women and have their daughters?

If so, how do I join?

Also, for my fellow FESers, I found this GOFUNDME page: look up showBoBthecurve (link not working, too much truth for bigfooty I guess)

DIG DEEP EVERYONE!

 

[Duritz]

A couple of new questions; apologies for not having the time to go through all 236 pages of this thread:

1. Are satellites real, and if so, how do they work- they need to orbit something yeah? Or are they all fake, like everything else on this planet, or do we launch them in the air and they whiz around in a circle? Coz satellites need gravity and that's also fake isn't it?

2. What is underneath the earth? Has anyone got any pictures? If the Earth is flat does this mean there could be planets underneath us that we haven't seen?

3. I did some research on FES today: I read Sammy FES leader say: "The Bible tells us the heavens are a mystery". This is good to know.

The Bible also says "kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves."

If I'm reading that right, if I've met a woman whose had sex, I should kill them, and steal their daughters.

This sounds ******* rad. Aside from calling people "globelovers", does membership to FES also mean I can kill women and have their daughters?

If so, how do I join?

Also, for my fellow FESers, I found this GOFUNDME page: look up showBoBthecurve (link not working, too much truth for bigfooty I guess)

DIG DEEP EVERYONE!

Ball lovers!! They are called ball lovers, as per my sig!!

But seriously, we at the FES have answered all those questions many times ITT already, and the reason ball lovers don't post in here any more is they lost the argument. Even Kyrie Irving is on our side.

 

[Toump Ass]

Ball lovers!! They are called ball lovers, as per my sig!!

But seriously, we at the FES have answered all those questions many times ITT already, and the reason ball lovers don't post in here any more is they lost the argument.

I don't want an argument, I want answers to my fair and reasonable enquiries.

1. How do satellites work?
2. Is Flat Earth some kind of Christianity thing?

I have turned off the option for seeing signatures on BF, sorry.

Even Kyrie Irving is on our side.

I don't think this is true anymore.
https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/...trolling-everyone-with-his-flat-earth-theory/

But you'll always have darthbards and that dickhead in Starbucks.

 

[Duritz]

I don't want an argument, I want answers to my fair and reasonable enquiries.

1. How do satellites work?
2. Is Flat Earth some kind of Christianity thing?

I have turned off the option for seeing signatures on BF, sorry.
I don't think this is true anymore.
https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/...trolling-everyone-with-his-flat-earth-theory/

But you'll always have darthbards and that dickhead in Starbucks.

Sattelites works exactly as described by your “scientists” but orbiting (or circling) a flat plain rather than a globe. Not tough.

Christianity? No idea. Is ball loving some kind of satanic thing?

 

[Toump Ass]

Sattelites works exactly as described by your “scientists” but orbiting (or circling) a flat plain rather than a globe. Not tough.

This is the problem; my "scientists" tell me orbiting without gravity is impossible. See here:

https://www.nasa.gov/audience/forstudents/5-8/features/nasa-knows/what-is-orbit-58.html

Obviously this is a dishonourable source, so, once again I politely ask:

How do satellites work?

Christianity? No idea.

Then obviously you are not a member of the Flat Earth Society. If you were, you'd have noticed the quote from Sam Shenton, the founder of FES, who uses the bible to support the Flat Earth hypothesis.

Once again: "The Bible tells us the heavens are a mystery".

I want to know what else I can take from the Bible as fact, and while I'm here... much is a good slave cost? I wouldn't mind buying a bag full next time I'm at the market.

Is ball loving some kind of satanic thing?

I love my balls, and there's nothing satanic about it. It feels very holy, thank you.

 

[Duritz]

This is the problem; my "scientists" tell me orbiting without gravity is impossible. See here:

https://www.nasa.gov/audience/forstudents/5-8/features/nasa-knows/what-is-orbit-58.html

Obviously this is a dishonourable source, so, once again I politely ask:

How do satellites work?
Then obviously you are not a member of the Flat Earth Society. If you were, you'd have noticed the quote from Sam Shenton, the founder of FES, who uses the bible to support the Flat Earth hypothesis.

Once again: "The Bible tells us the heavens are a mystery".

I want to know what else I can take from the Bible as fact, and while I'm here... much is a good slave cost? I wouldn't mind buying a bag full next time I'm at the market.
I love my balls, and there's nothing satanic about it. It feels very holy, thank you.

Of course they tell you it’s impossible! That’s part of the lie! And at the FES we have a very low opinion of the theory of gravity.

I am absolutely a FES member. But my catholic upbringing is a long time ago, you’d need to consult someone more versed in scripture than I to find the answers you seek.

As for satanism, the government is essentially a satanic cult. Look at the recent revelations re Clinton and their monthly jaunts to pedo island. Look at John podesta and his connections in the seat of power. The government are a satanic cult and its they who tell you the earth is round. Don’t believe it.

 

[exe ex machina]

This is the problem; my "scientists" tell me orbiting without gravity is impossible. See here:

https://www.nasa.gov/audience/forstudents/5-8/features/nasa-knows/what-is-orbit-58.html

Obviously this is a dishonourable source, so, once again I politely ask:

How do satellites work?
Then obviously you are not a member of the Flat Earth Society. If you were, you'd have noticed the quote from Sam Shenton, the founder of FES, who uses the bible to support the Flat Earth hypothesis.

Once again: "The Bible tells us the heavens are a mystery".

I want to know what else I can take from the Bible as fact, and while I'm here... much is a good slave cost? I wouldn't mind buying a bag full next time I'm at the market.
I love my balls, and there's nothing satanic about it. It feels very holy, thank you.

He's trolling, bro. He's a ball-lover.

 

[Boston tiger]

What an objectionable person.

Trying to force someone to talk to them, when they don't want to, asking them about their work (demanding answers), when they are clearly NOT at work, filming them without first obtaining permission, then insulting that person by impugning their patriotism (a serious insult in the USA), and then following up by accusing him of lying (and shouting such accusations to the rest of the people in the shop).

PS: I don't see any reference to Flat or Round earth, so I don't see why you would think he was ejected for his 'beliefs'. This was America - there's a lot of crazy beliefs, and I don't think Starbucks would knock back customer's money because of those.

He was ejected for being a jerk. And being a jerk has nothing to do with what you believe in. It's how you act.

The Starbucks you tube clip is legendary on here.

 

[Duritz]

What an objectionable person.

Trying to force someone to talk to them, when they don't want to, asking them about their work (demanding answers), when they are clearly NOT at work, filming them without first obtaining permission, then insulting that person by impugning their patriotism (a serious insult in the USA), and then following up by accusing him of lying (and shouting such accusations to the rest of the people in the shop).

PS: I don't see any reference to Flat or Round earth, so I don't see why you would think he was ejected for his 'beliefs'. This was America - there's a lot of crazy beliefs, and I don't think Starbucks would knock back customer's money because of those.

He was ejected for being a jerk. And being a jerk has nothing to do with what you believe in. It's how you act.

Our man The Eliot is a bit of a cult hero at the FES now thanks to starbucksgate. When he uttered those now famous words “well I just got kicked out of Starbucks for asking a NASA employee questions”, there was a fair bit of jubilation around the board room. We were live streaming his feed in there on our flat screen TV, and I will admit many of us fist bumped one another in excitement.

One of our board members rang him straight after the stream and congratulated him. “Now bring it on back to the office,” he said, “and be proud of yourself young man. You’ve struck a blow today.”

The Eliot was obviously pretty pumped to hear such high praise.

“Is it too late to order a triple shot latte?” Our board member quipped, and we laughed and laughed.

It’s serious business, the FES, but we are still a jocular lot through it all. One of my colleagues even has a sticker on his computer that says, “you don’t have to have a flat head to work here - but it helps!”

 

[Heisenberg_]

Darthbards isn't here anymore Duritz you can stop taking the piss out of him now

 

[El Dubya]

Shaq believes the earth is flat, has that been discussed already?

 

[Duritz]

Darthbards isn't here anymore Duritz you can stop taking the piss out of him now

On the contrary, comrade darthbards and I are on the same page on this.

 

[Duritz]

Shaq believes the earth is flat, has that been discussed already?

I fear Shaq was just deflecting the issue by pretending to be a real FE'er, unfortunately.

 

[El Dubya]

I fear Shaq was just deflecting the issue by pretending to be a real FE'er, unfortunately.

What's the real issue, that he's fat?

 

[Duritz]

What's the real issue, that he's fat?

No, the issue is the shape of the earth, but he is deflecting it by trolling.

 

[Heisenberg_]

Wasted post 30k in this thread

 

[Nothing]

Our man The Eliot is a bit of a cult hero at the FES now thanks to starbucksgate. When he uttered those now famous words “well I just got kicked out of Starbucks for asking a NASA employee questions”, there was a fair bit of jubilation around the board room. We were live streaming his feed in there on our flat screen TV, and I will admit many of us fist bumped one another in excitement.

Can you not afford a curved TV or are you philosophically opposed to them?

 

[Duritz]

Can you not afford a curved TV or are you philosophically opposed to them?

Once you go flat, you never go back.

 

[William Wonka]

Once you go flat, you never go back.

Ive always found if they are flat then going from the back to be an excellent idea.