Society & Culture The GD Board blueballed/cockblocked thread

[PieBeast]

That's just about the most pathetic thing I've ever read.

Not like she hasn't done it before.

 

[Listed]

Not like she hasn't done it before.

I was referring to the pettiness of it, don't have a problem with her enjoying swallowing a load.

 

[Hellgood]

Seriously laughed out loud.

 

[Tulip]

was in with a girl recently, clothes off, about to enter and then BOOM, Probst turned up Safe to say I was swiftly escorted from the premises

 

[thurmanmunson]

I was referring to the pettiness of it, don't have a problem with her enjoying swallowing a load.

If she wasn't such an arrogant arseh*le, I wouldn't have done it in the first place. I could spend hours on here dissecting what a manipulative and petty cow she was (i'm not a bowl of cherries to live with either, but that's another story), but I have no regrets doing it. What she doesn't know won't hurt her.

One of her friends later told me that she was making fun of me that particular night (about my weight apparently), so I felt more than vindicated in knowing that the c*nt drank my salty load.

 

[Hellgood]

Did you tell her? Or at least hint at it cryptically?

 

[thurmanmunson]

Did you tell her? Or at least hint at it cryptically?

No, never did. I told a couple of my friends, but even they thought I was a dick for doing it. I don't think either of them told her.

I know she is married and has two kids now (from perving at her Facebook page). She is still a bit of a looker but her face is starting to sag a bit, and she does that annoying 'I have to post photos of all my cute babies all over my FB page so all my fellow soccer moms friends can see how adorable they are'.

Say whatcha want, but chicks like that aren't rock and roll, you know what i'm saying? Her husband is probably in the doghouse every night.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

How many times a month would you get teh sechs?

You know how in school you'd have those books with maps of population distribution, and there was all those huge areas with "less than 1 person per square km" and you wondered how that worked?

 

[Football God]

I got dumped by a girl I was seeing for a few months (this was many years ago....), and not long after we split up, I saw her in at a bar with a bunch of her dopey friends.

I went up and talked to her (strictly trying to re-connect as plutonic friends) and offered to buy her a drink. She gladly accepted. I walked off towards the bar and looked back over my shoulder to make sure she wasn't watching me (she was back to being deeply engrossed in her dumbass conversations with her friends). I then bought the drink (vodka and something....cant remember), walked off toward's the men's toilets, then proceeded to beat off and drop a load right into the drink. I used the straw to mix in the jizz and swish it around.

Went back to her and her friends and gave her the drink. She gulped it down pretty quickly and it was the sweetest feeling a guy could have.

I wish I put some dog turds in her handbag too. Dumb c*nt....

Nomination for post of the year.

 

[magic_johnson!]

I had been eyeing some girl for a while, and she came onto me at a party on a farm in woop woop. We walk away from the party for a while, and start kissing, before deciding we should get a little more into it. We walk out into a paddock, pretty far away and we start building things up. Anyway, needless to say her over clingy best (guy) friend comes out of nowhere walking in our direction (still 100m or so away) and starts screaming her name, ending things (at the time anyway ).

 

[bleeding red and white]

So I met this girl over the net, not the way I'd like to meet someone but It just happened. Anyways, We started skyping a fair bit and our conversations would usually turn themselves into sexy time, show and tell would arise and then it would be on for young and old. Mind you this was an interesting experience and most sessions would be great fum but this one time put me in a postion to say "**** i've been left for the dogs on this one"

We were chatting for awhile ( over an hour) and she decided it was time for the games to begin, the show and tell scenario arrived but little did I know her laptop had less than 10% battery left and the charger decided to go walk about. She's a big teaser too so it takes awhile to get the ball rolling.

I could feel the climate coming on but the mood was suddenly killed when she said "I've got to go, the laptop is about to die". I was left stunned and somewhat frustrated. I was left to blow a load but couldn't help but feel like my dog had died.

She later apoligised and made up for it but I'll never forget that night, it was torture at it's finest.

In past relationships, there have been similar situations but they don't compare to that. I'M A VICTIM OF THE BALL BLUE!