the genious ideas thread

[magic_johnson!]

everyone has genious ideas, what are yours?

i'll get the ball rolling by saying that showers should have thermistats, so instead of wasting 2 minutes trying to get the right temp you just click a button and bang its on your desired temp.

 

[richskee]

Instead of turning your pillow over to get to the cold side, you can now keep it at that beautiful temperature. I would buy this hands down!

Introducing the 'Chill Pill'

 

[saj_21]

everyone has genious ideas, what are yours?

i'll get the ball rolling by saying that showers should have thermistats, so instead of wasting 2 minutes trying to get the right temp you just click a button and bang its on your desired temp.

This system or control already exists and has for sme years now, the trobule is the hot water system requires motor/pumps to continuosly or when requested to heat up the water until it reaches the temperature and then flows through the pipe work. So it basically wastes engery, so either system watses water or energy.

 

[Valentino Dmitri]

rick James and I came up with a brillant idea a few years ago that I am still keen to give a razz.

The Business: DominHoez

The Mission: Tired of having your pizza delivered cold to your door, with the cheese all solidified and gross? Sick of not having sex with flexible, accommodating women? Then DominHoez is for you!

Phone through your order to our friendly phone staff (A large Pepperoni with olives, and a hot blond dressed in faux leopardskin and beige pantyhose please. And a coke), and an attractive prostitute, with the raw ingredients of your pizza, will be delivered TO YOUR DOOR within 30 minutes.

There, she will prepare your meal and slow cook it in your oven. As it bakes away, the prostitute will take you to bed and preform only the most vile and depraved sexual acts that your desire, the things that you are to embarrassed to ask of a normal lady. After you have been pleasured, she will serve you your pizza and bugger off.

Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back

DominHoez: Taking the hospitality industry to its logical conclusion

 

[wilsonstheman]

rick James and I came up with a brillant idea a few years ago that I am still keen to give a razz.

The Business: DominHoez

The Mission: Tired of having your pizza delivered cold to your door, with the cheese all solidified and gross? Sick of not having sex with flexible, accommodating women? Then DominHoez is for you!

Phone through your order to our friendly phone staff (A large Pepperoni with olives, and a hot blond dressed in faux leopardskin and beige pantyhose please. And a coke), and an attractive prostitute, with the raw ingredients of your pizza, will be delivered TO YOUR DOOR within 30 minutes.

There, she will prepare your meal and slow cook it in your oven. As it bakes away, the prostitute will take you to bed and preform only the most vile and depraved sexual acts that your desire, the things that you are to embarrassed to ask of a normal lady. After you have been pleasured, she will serve you your pizza and bugger off.

Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back

DominHoez: Taking the hospitality industry to its logical conclusion

lol thats gold

 

[Butane]

Macrowave(TM)

Instead of a normal microwave that heats the Macrowave(TM) freezes things.

Unlike a Microwave that adds energy to the food/drink the Macrowave(TM) subtracts energy thus it doubles as a mini power plant that can run itself and a few lights in your house.

Here I've solved the problem of warm beer you've just got home and proven Einstein's laws of relativity were wrong as I've created a machine with perpetual motion.

 

[Benno_900]

I use a fridge.

 

[coke_zero]

put a krispy kream or doughnut king in all the criminal areas.

 

[AC for PM]

Along butane's lines - on a freezing cold night theres nothing better than just clicking the leccie blanket onto 1 or 2 and roasting under the doona.

But what about those hot summer nights where you're sleeping in nothing but your scruds on top of the doona, tossing, sweating, turning again. Why not have a cooling blanket, which provides the opposite of an electric blanket does. Cools you down so you can sleep easy

 

[Jolldo87]

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