Entertainment & Music The horrible Bon-Bon jokes thread

[SBI]

Q: Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkly?

A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be Aspirin.

 

[yeah_nah]

Q. what do you call a sleeping bull?

A. a bull DOZER

 

[Rough_Edges]

Q. What type of fish go to heaven?
A. Angelfish.



FWIW tho, I am the king of the bon bon, never lose.

 

[dales.girl38]

I can't remember most of ours but we had:

Q: How do you make an idiot laugh on Boxing day?
A: Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve.

Q: What do angry mice send each other at Christmas?
A: Cross mouse cards...

Q: What happens when you deep fry Santa?
A: Crisp Kringle.

Not the best...

 

[Team Mo']

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interuppt....

Moooo





Wowzer!

 

[rickyp]

My mum thought it would be a good idea to make our bon bons this year, she also made the jokes. Needless to say, I refused to read any of them out of sheer horror

 

[PunyHumans!!!]

Go on...tell us. You can always get counselling if its that bad

 

[Virgil]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interuppt....

Moooo

Haha, that's awesome .

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interuppt....

Moooo





Wowzer!

That's awesome

 

[Giants FC]

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
A: Doug.
Q: What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
A: Douglas.

 

[Affidavit]

Q: What do you call newly married spiders?
A: Newly webbed

 

[Falchoon]

Okay so I know its early, but I think I win.

What do you call a chicken in an shell suit?

An egg.

Absolutely shocking. A shell suit?

It's what the poms call a tracksuit made out of that parachute type material.

 

[Moonwatcher]

It's what the poms call a tracksuit made out of that parachute type material.

wow, just goes to show you learn something new every 37 posts , or so the saying goes.

 

[abs_of_STEELE]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no-BODY to go with!

 

[getthefooty]

I actually couldn't believe how bad this one was. It wasn't even 'so bad it's funny' it was just plain shit.

What's white and goes up?

A stupid snowflake.

 

[Smoooothy]

wasn't sure what i thought of this one..

what did the two rich chinese people say to each other

cha-ching

 

[vonn]

I actually couldn't believe how bad this one was. It wasn't even 'so bad it's funny' it was just plain shit.

What's white and goes up?

A stupid snowflake.

hahahahahahahah this one is gold.

 

[I_Like_Goats]

I actually couldn't believe how bad this one was. It wasn't even 'so bad it's funny' it was just plain shit.

What's white and goes up?

A stupid snowflake.

LOL

Why did Bob fall off his bike?

Because Bob is a fish!

hahaha oh my!

 

[TorresIsGod]

Q: What is sweet and flies through the jungle?
A: Tarzipan

...

 

[darcytiger]

Q: why is an elephant big, gray and wrinkly?
A: because if it was small, white and smooth it'd be an aspirin...

Seriously