The Israeli problem

[sbagman]

I think I've got a solution.

I've been talking to my Israeli mate, and he laments how Israel was put between all these very unfriendly neighbours. So I thought, if land's what they want... transfer Israel to north-western Australia... I mean, Australia has plenty of land. This way, the arabs are happy because Israel is moved to the other side of the world... the Israelis are happy, because they are far away from the arabs... I'm happy, as I get to see my friend more often... Australians are happy, they get to benefit from the vast amount of delicious Israeli food.... mmm.... felafel.... I solve all the world's problems and become new leader of the free world and everyone lives happily ever after.

And before anyone says it's insensitive, I've consulted with Israelis and they've given it the thumbs up.

Please applaud my vision here.

 

[Lestat]

I think I've got a solution.

Great solution. I'm all for it.

I'd also vote you for world leader . You couldn't possibly do a worst job then our current leaders.

By the way, felafel is an arabic food.

(Applause)

 

[evade28]

that is a stupid idea

 

[Murph]

You have been to far too many American Republican Party Conferences.

What a stupid, uninformed and insensitive post you fool.

 

[Mooster7]

I don't know what the whole facination is about "Holy Lands." If you are Judaic, Christian or Muslim one thing is certain - God gave his message, He's done and waiting to pull the plug. The history and message giving of these three religions took place in the Mid-East, but it's done.

Their own various doctrines dictate that God is everywhere. The Temple Mount and the Dome of the Rock are no more important than this chair that I just farted in.

This makes me realize something very important. This chair is very comfortable. The next time I come to work and find someone else sitting in it, I'm going to declare jihad on their ass.

 

[sbagman]

Originally posted by Mooster7
I don't know what the whole facination is about "Holy Lands." If you are Judaic, Christian or Muslim one thing is certain - God gave his message, He's done and waiting to pull the plug. The history and message giving of these three religions took place in the Mid-East, but it's done.

Their own various doctrines dictate that God is everywhere. The Temple Mount and the Dome of the Rock are no more important than this chair that I just farted in.

This makes me realize something very important. This chair is very comfortable. The next time I come to work and find someone else sitting in it, I'm going to declare jihad on their ass.

Well said, sir.... well said.

 

[Portia]

Great plan.

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by sbagman
I think I've got a solution.

I've been talking to my Israeli mate, and he laments how Israel was put between all these very unfriendly neighbours. So I thought, if land's what they want... transfer Israel to north-western Australia

What have the poor Israeli's done, to deserve being sent to live in WA, only joking.

 

[skilts]

We should have given the Israelis the top half of our continent, in 1947.

Can anyone believe the northern half of our landmass would be in such a state of disrepair, as it is now, if we had done so.

We wouldn't have argued. In fact we didn't argue when a disproportionate number of refugees of Jewish origin came here, after WW2. Thank goodness.

The thing we do well is welcome people. This has ceased to be so.