The Matthew Lloyd caption thread

[skipjack]

"Flex. But don't LOOK like you are trying to flex damn it."

 

[PoidaCat]

"If I wasn't holding this bar I'd be diving right now".

 

[GuzzLG]

"That 3 on my jumper represents my Coleman Medal collection."

 

[Silvagnis]

"That 3 on my jumper represents my IQ and the number of years the Bombers will be down the bottom after Lucas, Fletcher, Michael and I retire."

 

[huggy_b]

Lonely? Then pick up the phone and call me now, we can relive all of my famous un-earned free kicks.....call me on 1800 DIVE, do it now.

 

[PoidaCat]

"The 3 serves as a memory, to the average number free kicks I was guaranteed to receive from Goldspink each week!"

 

[Bombermania]

The football club I captain has never and never will TANK

 

[PoidaCat]

Lonely? Then pick up the phone and call me now, we can relive all of my famous un-earned free kicks.....call me on 1800 DIVE, do it now.

HAHAH!

 

[GuzzLG]

"3 is the number of spoons carlton have won during my career. Coincidence?"

 

[PoidaCat]

some nice comebacks there Guzz...

 

[skipjack]

"I would SO get r*ped in prison"

 

[GuzzLG]

"The 3 on my jumper is the number most feared by Tassie players."

 

[Bombermania]

"I would SO get r*ped in prison"

That's nothing compared to what I have planned for Hawthorn!

 

[huggy_b]

How much longer do I need to hold this pose? My massive biceps and triceps are gradually starting to weaken despite my vice like grip. And where is that guy with my can of Rexona - its not even funny anymore, I smell like ass soup up in here.....

 

[skipjack]

"GuzzLG - I like the cut of your jib. Call me."

 

[GuzzLG]

"GuzzLG - I like the cut of your jib. Call me."

AHAHAHAH


If you post on this board Matty, PM me with your number.

 

[Bombermania]

Christopher Bantick, I know where you live and work and have your phone number

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

"I'm doing time for diving. Maybe I should have become a professional diver, they might've appreciated my excellent skills there....."

 

[Godfrey Jones]

"If I wasn't holding this bar I'd be diving right now".

hahahaha

 

[GuzzLG]

"I have the most goals in the AFL, bar none."

 

[Bombermania]

"I have the most goals in the AFL, bar none."

Yeah and the three shows the number of years it will take for me to clear 1000 GOALS

 

[skipjack]

"Does my hair look too "leggo-ish" to you?"

 

[The Kipster]

"I am not a ****, I just help out when they are busy"

 

[PoidaCat]

"I am not a ****, I just help out when they are busy"

hahahah that still made me laugh even though I'm too tired...

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

"Why did the photographer ask me to take my shorts off?"