Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[spookism]

I did laugh when w***er came up!
Swear filter is well random!

 

[Ebert80]

I presumed it was a "cow" reference

 

[Lightning_Rod]

But I can type "shit"?

 

[Lightning_Rod]

I don't even?

 

[spookism]

But I can type "shit"?

I thought w***er was more mainstream than shit, but I guess not!

 

[Port85]

Ordinarily I don't by the trash rag that FH works for but there is usually a copy in the tea room at work.

I might give it some credit today as they went with the "Right Man Standing" headline on the back page and most of the front page was about the PAFC. The articles appeared to be mostly positive and I think that might have something to do with Milbank writing them while FH is away on trade duty.

Positive media stories be they few and far between should be mentioned as well I think.

 

[PowerForGood]

Type a word that describes people who masturbate and rhymes with anchor into a post and see what comes up.

I prefer the other word that rhymes with anchor - "What a complete and utter banker!"

 

[Asgardian]

Incredible back page! How truly embarrassing for all those involved, including those unfortunate Crows supporters who aren't total Moos!

She who must be obeyed sure as hell aint a moo, nor unfortunate, she has me ...

 

[Port85]

As much as I would hate the adoption of anything Malcolm Blight orientated into the PAFC, surely the term "slags" can get a decent running, especially in this thread.

 

[Pedro59]

Ordinarily I don't by the trash rag that FH works for but there is usually a copy in the tea room at work.

I might give it some credit today as they went with the "Right Man Standing" headline on the back page and most of the front page was about the PAFC. The articles appeared to be mostly positive and I think that might have something to do with Milbank writing them while FH is away on trade duty.

Positive media stories be they few and far between should be mentioned as well I think.

And let us not forget when the good times come again that Rucci totally and utterly betrayed us in our darkest hour
This creep must be permanently banned from all club access
He probably thinks "stupid port spporters Ill do a couple of good stories next year and they will forgive me
Never I say
When we needed his support he was actually the first to put the boot in

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Can a mod please change the thread title to Slags....*shakes head*

 

[Port85]

Today's paper has a positive story about Angus Monfries on the back page and a somewhat negative one (I guess, I didn't read it) about Tippett.

Big colour picture of Gus at Alberton. Very handsome. Been a good week.

Sack Rucci.

 

[Moses01]

Anyone hear about this??

from fb:
'Rumours are rife that Stephen Rowe is under suspension from 5AA because of a threatened players association ban due to comments he made about Kurt Tippett. Crow Rowe has not been on the radio all week.'

 

[MP_]

Anyone hear about this??

from fb:
'Rumours are rife that Stephen Rowe is under suspension from 5AA because of a threatened players association ban due to comments he made about Kurt Tippett. Crow Rowe has not been on the radio all week.'

A caller on Monday asked the question because wildy said rowey had a sore throat yet he was fine on Sunday, certainly seems a little suss to me

 

[davesnothere]

They are putting it down to the flu...

 

[Malibu#27]

They are putting it down to the flu...

tird-flu ?

 

[Winestoppable]

Anyone hear about this??

from fb:
'Rumours are rife that Stephen Rowe is under suspension from 5AA because of a threatened players association ban due to comments he made about Kurt Tippett. Crow Rowe has not been on the radio all week.'

True or not who cares? Let's just run with it and apologise later if it turns out to be false...isn't that the fiveaa way?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

tird-flu ?

Nicely done Malibu.

 

[Asgardian]

tird-flu ?

More likely Swine-flu.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Mad Cow Disease, clearly.

 

[Janey]

Mad Cow Disease, clearly.

Last night they said he had a strained vocal cord that required rest. I would have thought that if he was ever going to strain a vocal cord it would have been while he was barracking, sorry, commentating the crows' final against Freo.

 

[Chrizzt]

Don't know if this has been discussed already, but has anyone read any of Jenkins' articles in the slagvertiser? It must be a joke right? The guy has less personality than a boiled potato, and can only write in a series of short sentences that are so stupidly disconnected. It's actually embarrassing to read, and this is AFTER taking into account that its in the same paper that publishes Rucci's stuff.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Not Port related but I had to laugh at a trade offer a AA listener messaged in for Tippett. Jesse White to Brisbane, Jared Polec to Sydney, Polec and pick 22 to Adelaide for Tippett.

Rowe was drooling at that and finally Cornes came to his senses and asked if Brisbane would accept White for Polec. I think that broke the spell.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Don't know if this has been discussed already, but has anyone read any of Jenkins' articles in the slagvertiser? It must be a joke right? The guy has less personality than a boiled potato, and can only write in a series of short sentences that are so stupidly disconnected. It's actually embarrassing to read, and this is AFTER taking into account that its in the same paper that publishes Rucci's stuff.

I read one of his 'articles' early in the year and it was so awful I filed him in the Geoff-Roach-never-to-be-read-again part of my memory.

I saw a headline that he was ripping into Tippett for leaving and thought that was funny from a guy who has been at the crows for one season after chasing more opportunities/better coin himself after a year on another team's rookie list. Hope he didn't cut himself on broken glass.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

No wonder he didn't get an interview...