Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[*PAF]

Maybe the 'wrinkles' have descended to a lower area.....

Well clearly she'd be the person who would end it, he's the one who traded up, so maybe your right

Sloane is a beauty, he's the one crowbot I'd really like to recruit.

Have a mate who had to work with her - his opinion mirrors your own.

Marriage break down might explain his absence.

 

[Freomaniac]

Jack Watts, not worth tanking for.

Yeah true..... Melbourne had 17, 19 and 35 and stuffed that up too.

Looking back at that Years draft Port Did well. Freo did very well in that years draft.

 

[edgie]

Ok, I get it

In other news, can anyone say what Garry Lyon had to go through on the footy show for tipping Adelaide as his certainty to beat us this week?

 

[JuniorBurger]

Ok, I get it

In other news, can anyone say what Garry Lyon had to go through on the footy show for tipping Adelaide as his certainty to beat us this week?

He is coming to Adelaide next week. They are strapping him too a wheel and getting people to throw hot pies at him. They are encouraging Port supporters to get down there and take part. It is 12pm Tuesday.

 

[S.Patrol.G]

He is coming to Adelaide next week. They are strapping him too a wheel and getting people to throw hot pies at him. They are encouraging Port supporters to get down there and take part. It is 12pm Tuesday.

Might head down, get myself one of those pies and strap it to a brick.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Might head down, get myself one of those pies and strap it to a brick.

And hold it there?

 

[S.Patrol.G]

And hold it there?

Thought you could work out how the story ended.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

In case you were wondering how good Patty D is, here he tells you.

I'll cop big hits to win the game

 

[Malibu#27]

In case you were wondering how good Patty D is, here he tells you.

I'll cop big hits to win the game

Dear me. Is this a news article or a dear diary entry. The world needs Love, but he's wasting all of his on himself.

 

[chachi11]

In case you were wondering how good Patty D is, here he tells you.

I'll cop big hits to win the game

Lol...
I'm so tough... just ask me

 

[raman]

In case you were wondering how good Patty D is, here he tells you.

I'll cop big hits to win the game

Didn't get past the second paragraph. "AFL" is a league, not a sport.

 

[TheFVK]

Cringeworthy. "I did this" "Iwas taught that" "I'm not going to".. I don't think the poor guy even realises how self-centred he sounds. Hard to blame him really with every second person in SA blathering to him about what a superstar he is and the troupe of grown men in the media throwing their knickers at him on a daily basis.

Tell us more about how awesome you are Paddy!

 

[davesnothere]

May have paid to run that by a friend before it went to the editor..

 

[Chopperdave]

At hospital with her child in a coma a mother asks the doctor what happened.... Doctor replies "Little timmy heard AFL superstar and 4th best player in the league* Paddy Dangerfield said it was ok to get concussed as long as you win the game... Now Timmy has irreversible brain damage."


But seriously don't you think the AFL, who are trying so hard to clean up all issues around concussion might have a slight problem with a player coming out and saying the price of a concussion is ok if you win....

 

[RonSon]

In case you were wondering how good Patty D is, here he tells you.

I'll cop big hits to win the game

WTF?

And is that footage from the weekend when he copped a broken nose from an 18 year old and they lost the game?


Way to go little patty.

 

[raman]

More than 1/3 of all the paragraphs begin with "I" or "My".

 

[BornPort]

The guy is danger to himself.

 

[manureid]

In case you were wondering how good Patty D is, here he tells you.

I'll cop big hits to win the game

Not even as good as Rodin....

 

[Portmanteau]

So you can take the knocks Patty, but how would you deal with a pie held to your face?

 

[Killer Power]

Contested possession was at a premium and players were willing to run through a brick wall to get at the ball.

Well, according to your coach one team out there was

 

[Eddie Dingle]

The Secret Diary of Patty D aged 13 and 3/4.

Dear Diary,

Patty loves Patty

Signing off now,

Patty D xx

 

[manureid]

The Secret Diary of Patty D aged 13 and 3/4.

Dear Diary,

Patty loves Patty

Signing off now,

Patty D xx

Young Patty D is the sort of guy who films himself having one off the wrist, then watches it back whilst having another off the wrist and marvels at how good he is at it.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Patty's next article -

"Who's the best footballer here, and why am I ?"

 

[neade2wingard]

I love it.

"I'll cop big hits to win the game"

But you didn't win Patty. In fact, you lost! And you didn't really do very much on gameday, except burn half your disposals, faceplant Wines' shoulder...oh, and getting slammed into the ground...twice...by a 65 kilo kid playing his 3rd AFL game...lol!

You wouldn't know it though, reading that self-congratulatory wank. He doesn't even mention that they lost, or even refer to Port at all. Were the Crows playing against themselves??

 

[Schulzenfest]

Dunno about the Crows, but Patty was certainly playing with himself when he wrote that article.