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Today i had a BLT sandwich for lunch. Now, it was a supplied lunch, but, it had avocado in it. WHO THE **** PUTS AVOCADO IN A BLT? By christ i was angry. I felt cheated and humiliated by the whole experience. I will never trust free sandwiches again.


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That sounds ****ing delicious. Harden up.
 
That's a f@&#in disgrace!

Although don't mind the combination of chicken and avocado, with a bit of mayo.

Avocado has no place in Sandwiches. You ever see those health freaks who substitute butter with avocado? Get outta here ya bum with that stuff.

That sounds ******* delicious. Harden up.

If there wasn't an innerwebs cyber wall between us right now, i would bite your face off........
(#hearts)


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We're shit, we're shit, we're really really shit!
We're shit, we're shit, we're really really shit!

Shit shit
shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit
shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit
shit-shit-shit-shit-ShItShItSHiTShITsHIT

Shit shit
shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit
shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit
shit-shit-shit-shit-ShItShItSHiTShITsHIT












*takes a breath*
















We're shit, we're shit, we're really really shit!
We're shit, we're shit, we're really really shit!

Shit shit
shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit
shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit
shit-shit-shit-shit-ShItShItSHiTShITsHIT

Shit shit
shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit
shit-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit
shit-shit-shit-shit-ShItShItSHiTShITsHIT

Haha, so you're the song-writer for the Grog Squad!
 
It doesn't work man. I had $120 on the Crows last week at $2.40 and it didn't make me feel one bit better.

You're not doing it right.

You didn't buy enough beer with your winnings. Drinking ~$300 worth of piss would have made you feel so much better.
 

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I'm getting a little too fat, my hair is falling out, tho old bones hurt, I've lost my young sexy good looks, my teenage daughters are giving me ulcers, I'm closer to 100 than zero, my boss is a dick, I have too little spare time, governments of all persuasions argue too much about important but 'little stuff rather than focussing on more important but too hard basket big stuff, my garden has too many weeds, idiots in shopping centres who run little pop up booths in the open areas and jump out and accost me give me the shits, drivers who rush ahead of a queue and then push in are window lickers, my beer is too warm and my chardonnay is too cold, the price of a coffee is too much just because it is made by some dude with a wrinkled t-shirt but a neatly clipped beard, crowds who gather at community events just to be able to face book the fact that they were there are a bunch of silly's, my laptop is too slow and my mobile carrier signal too weak, James Hird has kidnapped the AFL media for 3 years now, too much is being made about Nick Kyrgios and his 'behaviour', people are greedy when it comes to wanting the biggest flashiest house, ISIS is a worry, global warming is a worry, Steve Morris is a worry, shark attacks are a worry, the use of the word 'slaw' to make is sound trendy is a worry, reality tv is a major worry and finally, the Tigers ability to kick a winning score has become an epic worry!!!!



Apart from that, I'm cool. :cool:
 
Don't we have a vent thread?

And lol as soon as someone rages they'll start a new thread anyway.

We could have a "Vent about the Vent Thread Thread".

In which case is a double negative and causes me to vent about the commonly used phrase, "I haven't done nothing" in reference to supposedly not doing anything, but actually reads as a double negative and speaker has done something.

Haere Ra
 
We could have a "Vent about the Vent Thread Thread".

In which case is a double negative and causes me to vent about the commonly used phrase, "I haven't done nothing" in reference to supposedly not doing anything, but actually reads as a double negative and speaker has done something.

Haere Ra
LOL :D

I just like the idea that when someone wansts to vent that they will calmly search for this thread. :p
 
You're not doing it right.

You didn't buy enough beer with your winnings. Drinking ~$300 worth of piss would have made you feel so much better.
I rolled over $50 of it and put it on the Suns this week at $4.90. I just never learn.
 

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I'm getting a little too fat, my hair is falling out, tho old bones hurt, I've lost my young sexy good looks, my teenage daughters are giving me ulcers, I'm closer to 100 than zero, my boss is a dick, I have too little spare time, governments of all persuasions argue too much about important but 'little stuff rather than focussing on more important but too hard basket big stuff, my garden has too many weeds, idiots in shopping centres who run little pop up booths in the open areas and jump out and accost me give me the shits, drivers who rush ahead of a queue and then push in are window lickers, my beer is too warm and my chardonnay is too cold, the price of a coffee is too much just because it is made by some dude with a wrinkled t-shirt but a neatly clipped beard, crowds who gather at community events just to be able to face book the fact that they were there are a bunch of silly's, my laptop is too slow and my mobile carrier signal too weak, James Hird has kidnapped the AFL media for 3 years now, too much is being made about Nick Kyrgios and his 'behaviour', people are greedy when it comes to wanting the biggest flashiest house, ISIS is a worry, global warming is a worry, Steve Morris is a worry, shark attacks are a worry, the use of the word 'slaw' to make is sound trendy is a worry, reality tv is a major worry and finally, the Tigers ability to kick a winning score has become an epic worry!!!!



Apart from that, I'm cool. :cool:

I don't ever want to see a photo of you...I'm scared you might be my long lost twin.

( except for the chardonnay bit...that's not me)
 
Today i had a BLT sandwich for lunch. Now, it was a supplied lunch, but, it had avocado in it. WHO THE **** PUTS AVOCADO IN A BLT? By christ i was angry. I felt cheated and humiliated by the whole experience. I will never trust free sandwiches again.


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That would be a BALT or a BLAT
 
I'm getting a little too fat, my hair is falling out, tho old bones hurt, I've lost my young sexy good looks, my teenage daughters are giving me ulcers, I'm closer to 100 than zero, my boss is a dick, I have too little spare time, governments of all persuasions argue too much about important but 'little stuff rather than focussing on more important but too hard basket big stuff, my garden has too many weeds, idiots in shopping centres who run little pop up booths in the open areas and jump out and accost me give me the shits, drivers who rush ahead of a queue and then push in are window lickers, my beer is too warm and my chardonnay is too cold, the price of a coffee is too much just because it is made by some dude with a wrinkled t-shirt but a neatly clipped beard, crowds who gather at community events just to be able to face book the fact that they were there are a bunch of silly's, my laptop is too slow and my mobile carrier signal too weak, James Hird has kidnapped the AFL media for 3 years now, too much is being made about Nick Kyrgios and his 'behaviour', people are greedy when it comes to wanting the biggest flashiest house, ISIS is a worry, global warming is a worry, Steve Morris is a worry, shark attacks are a worry, the use of the word 'slaw' to make is sound trendy is a worry, reality tv is a major worry and finally, the Tigers ability to kick a winning score has become an epic worry!!!!



Apart from that, I'm cool. :cool:

Post of the year. I'm with you 100%.

Can I add a (long-winded) gripe - the female habit of standing in a que at the shops doing nothing for 5 minutes then waiting for the checkout chick/person to give them the total before they fumble in their purse to find and get the money out.
I mean Christ! You need to pay for stuff ladies, it shouldn't be a surprise that they ask you to pay and ask for money, be ready.
 

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$4.90 sounds pretty attractive to me.

Out to $6.25, ridiculous odds. The line is 37 points. We've only won 1 game by more than 37 points and it was against a pathetic Brisbane - To put in perspective, Brisbane lost to the Suns with no Ablett by 10 goals only 2 weeks after that.
 
I will have a stab, how the **** do we get two plodders elevated mr star jump and speedy Gonzalez when the team is crying out for goals?

I may have been wrong about been wrong about dimma
 
Can I add a (long-winded) gripe - the female habit of standing in a que at the shops doing nothing for 5 minutes then waiting for the checkout chick/person to give them the total before they fumble in their purse to find and get the money out.
I mean Christ! You need to pay for stuff ladies, it shouldn't be a surprise that they ask you to pay and ask for money, be ready.

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