The Official 2009 Australian Open Thread

[caboose]

Does she not realise that 99.97% of this stadium hates her guts?

Please don't mention her guts again.

 

[whelan=legend]

Coaching? In my personal opinion we must hang her as her punishment. It is the only reasonable outcome.

 

[Flawed Genius]

I wish she would stop yelling out after every ****ing point she gets, if you make a good shot yeah, but when it is an unforced error by the other player shut the **** up and get on with it

As she does it again..

My god, you're right! Somebody kill her

 

[Paddy_Mac]

Not for private use either I reckon

Sexy. I'm lieing.

 

[red+black]

It's uncanny how all the Russian chicks are stunners!

 

[caboose]

I wish she would stop yelling out after every ****ing point she gets, if you make a good shot yeah, but when it is an unforced error by the other player shut the **** up and get on with it

In fairness, the crowd is cheering every unforced error of hers.

 

[Selective Retention]

Crazy game.

Dokic too many meek forehands into the net.

This chick is an incredible player for 19.

 

[Flawed Genius]

In fairness, the crowd is cheering every unforced error of hers.

Who gives a flying toss? It's Australia Day tomorrow, we're allowed to do whatever we want

 

[Paddy_Mac]

She must be getting tired by now. Keep pushing Jelena.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Crazy game.

Dokic too many meek forehands into the net.

This chick incredible player for 19.

This chick has an incredible sized stomach, a massive head, and somewhat of a large bulge for someone's who 19 and a chick.


Dokic - roaring back - oh yeaaaah baby

 

[Heisenberg_]

In fairness, the crowd is cheering every unforced error of hers.

Thats a lot different though, Dokic isn't its just really bad sportsmanship IMHO

 

[Flawed Genius]

This bitch runs some mad anglez

 

[caboose]

Thats a lot different though, Dokic isn't its just really bad sportsmanship IMHO

Not the greatest sportsmanship (with emphasis on the man), sure.

But I reckon if I was playing against the x,000 in a crowd like this, I'd probably be cheering and urging myself on, too.

 

[Paddy_Mac]

Thats a lot different though, Dokic isn't its just really bad sportsmanship IMHO

Well it depends what she's saying. She's probably saying something along the lines of "Cmon" which I don't have a problem with. And now 2 break points.

 

[Flawed Genius]

BREAK HER IN HALF pretty epic job

OH **** YEAH BABY! AND PUMP UP THE CROWD TOO

 

[Brad Goodman]

Kleybanova is that easy to dislike I'm barracking hard against someone (i.e her) in my dreamteam.

 

[CHBench]

Dokic breaks back!!!

 

[whelan=legend]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!i!

 

[Paddy_Mac]

CAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!
See nothing wrong with that.

 

[OzBomber]

DOKIC!!!! Superstar.

On your way Kleybanova. You can do it Jelena.

Did ya see her trying to lift the crowd? Intense.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Cmon Dokic

 

[aaronm46]

i was expecting her cmons to be in a deep deep voice

 

[Paddy_Mac]

Game point. Cmon!!

 

[EBUS]

You can do it Dokic

 

[Heisenberg_]

Takes the lead cop that you ****ing mole