The Official 2009 Australian Open Thread

[Skeeta Olly]

Is anyone else getting pissed off with Kleybanova's forehand, when she throws her head around like a wild horse?

Just a bit.

 

[Flawed Genius]

As much I've already expressed my hate for Kleybanova in this thread, she is fighting ****ing hard.

 

[Kaan]

Cheers Paddy.

 

[Paddy_Mac]

Shall I edit my post accordingly?

Cmon Dokic, break her

It's upto you. I do when I'm wrong. Kleybanova holds. Still plenty of games to break. More importantly Dokic just needs to hold and let the rest go accordingly.

 

[red+black]

Check out the Perving on Women Tennis thread.

Thank me later

 

[crowsarethebest]

I did see Del Potro play.

Federer will win though, he's got too much to his all around game.

He won't play like he did against Berdych again.

Give Berdych some credit. In the first 2 and a half sets Berdych didn't let Federer dictate him. Berdych was controlling most points- Federer was on the defensive all the time and couldn't turn into offensive like he does so often. Berdych was just on today, the first 2 sets would be the best tennis Berdych has played in his life. He was awesome. His heavy, flattish strokes was too much for Federer. No one in the world could've beaten Berdych the way he play in the first 2.5 sets. He was unstoppable- not only did he hit so many clean winners, but his unforced error count would've been very very low. I've never seen Berdych so mentally focused- he was a man on a mission. Too bad he failed to finish it off, that's what happens to him though, he's very hot and cold. He's 23 now, hoepfully he can put it all together because he is a very complete package, I've still got hope for him.

 

[Flawed Genius]

How good would it be to know you've got an entire stadium on your side?

 

[caboose]

She reminds me quite a bit of that she-thing (the one who was involved in the turkey slapping incident) on Big Brother a few years ago. Her name was Camilla, I think?

 

[Kaan]

i ****ing hate this bitch

 

[roostersgal4eva]

you guys bad the shit out of Kleybanova and she gets the break - nice one!

 

[Flawed Genius]

i ****ing hate this bitch

I'm with you.
Cheers to that.


Edit. LOL, did anyone just hear the lone "A-li-sa, A-li-sa!" going on during the pause?

 

[OzBomber]

Cmon Dokic. I expect her to break back. She is brilliant when returning serve. Better than when she isn't imo.

 

[whelan=legend]

I hate Kleybonova. Lay down you fat ugly bitch. Cmon Dokic!

 

[CHBench]

How the **** is Kleybanova making these shots?

 

[Flawed Genius]

OMFG YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT TO DOKIC, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

god! Does she not realise that 99.97% of this stadium hates her guts?

 

[RW]

you guys bad the shit out of Kleybanova and she gets the break - nice one!

She's probably reading Bigfooty on her iPhone during the sit-downs.

 

[whelan=legend]

WOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Great slam you fat ****!

EDIT: **** the bitch challenged. I somehow hate her even more.

 

[Paddy_Mac]

you guys bad the shit out of Kleybanova and she gets the break - nice one!

I know fellas, you have to like her. That way Dokic will start winning. She's actually been the hitting partner for Jelena, so she must not be that bad.

 

[red+black]

Who wins the beauty stakes next round if Dokic loses?

 

[Flawed Genius]

She's probably reading Bigfooty on her iPhone during the sit-downs.

She has a pencil to use for the touchscreen, as her fingers are too fat to pick just one option at a time

 

[Flawed Genius]

Finally, some luck!

STOP ARGUING AND LOSE, YOU FAT PIG

 

[red+black]

Not for private use either I reckon

 

[Flawed Genius]

r+b, please. For the love of all that is holy. Stop it.

 

[Paddy_Mac]

Finally, some luck!

STOP ARGUING AND LOSE, YOU FAT PIG

Stick to the plan and start liking her trust me it'll work. I didn't like her when she played Ivanovic and she ended up winning.

 

[Heisenberg_]

I wish she would stop yelling out after every ****ing point she gets, if you make a good shot yeah, but when it is an unforced error by the other player shut the **** up and get on with it