It comes with great pleasure for me to be the one who creates this thread. I feel as if I am the right man to document her history as a poster on BigFooty as I have been following her BF career for what can only be described as obsessively.
There is her eloquently selected username...Porps_is_HOT_loz. Obviously with this one her main aim was to be taken seriously and not be to labeled a typical female 14 year old groupie.
Then there is her opening post:
Very well written, and I certainly didn't get lost in the sentences at all. Maturity beyond her years!
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This one definitely dispels the popular perception people have of PIHL that she is a groupie. She goes in depth in explaining which players hold mature conversations with her. Highlights include PIHL eating Graham Johncock.
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Then there is her well respected opinion when it comes to draftees. While some people didn't take her seriously at first, I certainly did when I heard that she hadn't just been watching Youtube video's but had actually flown over to Melbourne 18 times a week to watch these youngsters play. This can be shown with her authorative analysis the moment we picked up Phil Davis:
I was sold on Phil Davis myself, knowing a bit about him previously, but as soon as Porps wanted to gun herself down Virginia Tech style, I was really disappointed with us taking Phil Davis.
But then I could sleep easier that night because only 1 hour and 51 minutes later (it really should have been 2 minutes 33 seconds later, such is the length of Phil Davis's youtube video) Porps decided that Phil Davis was indeed going to be the next Buddy Franklin.
Wow. We really do have Lance Franklin on our hands now.
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Then there is of course the other Phil Davis related incident only recently, where PIHL proclaimed that Davis was definetely going to be much better than Trengove courtesy of a scorching pre season.
When asked by a bamboozled Crow-Mo how her opinion could have changed, she replied:
Continued...
I wondered what these signs are...given they both have been on restricted training programs, and both their youtube videos are still the same, but who am I to doubt PIHL??? She did elaborate on this by saying 'A few more things'.
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Last, but certainly not least, is this epic post:
Firstly there is her not being hypocritical at all, asking the poster why he called people names, then proceeding to call him a piece of rubbish.
Secondly, she proclaims Jack Watts to be the best talent 'anyone has ever seen'. Ever. (I wouldn't doubt her though...she's seen his youtube!)
Thirdly, there is her abusing someone for (she presumes anyway) watching Youtube videos. This is ironic given her admission earlier in this post about changing her mind of Phil Davis after seeing his youtube video with Crows coloured glasses on.
And lastly, Lewis Johnston = Nick Gill (this despite Lewis Johnston's ability to actually kick the ball straight). And therefore he probably should be delisted.
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So I request that you all please post your respects, worships, admirations and other well wishes for PIHL here.
There is her eloquently selected username...Porps_is_HOT_loz. Obviously with this one her main aim was to be taken seriously and not be to labeled a typical female 14 year old groupie.
Then there is her opening post:
Very well written, and I certainly didn't get lost in the sentences at all. Maturity beyond her years!
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I really dont know. Probably Nick Gill. These are the reasons.
Jason Porplyzia (When you say hey to him he asks how you are and he'll start a convo)
Bernie Vince (Not as nice as Porps but does the same ^^)
Ivan Maric (One of the nicest guys i've met. Very caring and willing to listen what you have to say)
Nick Gill (It was his b-day gave him a home made card he loved it and we chatted for 10 minutes hes REALLY nice and he was the one talking to us so much that me and my cuz said we better leave you to it [ he was going somewhere] and im not saying thats a bad thing)
Kris Massie (Nice bloke hes been in the Crows shed [on stage] a couple of times seems extremly nice and funny.
Tyson Edwards (Had a bit of a chat but when he had to leave waved goodbye to me and my cuz)
Rhett Biglands (My mum went to this place where he was and she said that my daughter [me that is ] is the biggest crows fan and that is was my birthday. He signed a piece of paper saying "to the loz"
Graham Johncock ( Hes so cute u want to eat him and so nice. Love havin a chat with him!)
This one definitely dispels the popular perception people have of PIHL that she is a groupie. She goes in depth in explaining which players hold mature conversations with her. Highlights include PIHL eating Graham Johncock.
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Then there is her well respected opinion when it comes to draftees. While some people didn't take her seriously at first, I certainly did when I heard that she hadn't just been watching Youtube video's but had actually flown over to Melbourne 18 times a week to watch these youngsters play. This can be shown with her authorative analysis the moment we picked up Phil Davis:
I was sold on Phil Davis myself, knowing a bit about him previously, but as soon as Porps wanted to gun herself down Virginia Tech style, I was really disappointed with us taking Phil Davis.
But then I could sleep easier that night because only 1 hour and 51 minutes later (it really should have been 2 minutes 33 seconds later, such is the length of Phil Davis's youtube video) Porps decided that Phil Davis was indeed going to be the next Buddy Franklin.
Wow. We really do have Lance Franklin on our hands now.
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Then there is of course the other Phil Davis related incident only recently, where PIHL proclaimed that Davis was definetely going to be much better than Trengove courtesy of a scorching pre season.
And also, my appoligies if I said Davis was shit, I was just disapointed we didnt get Trengove.
But I now think Davis > Trengove
When asked by a bamboozled Crow-Mo how her opinion could have changed, she replied:
Hmmm... defiently nothing has changed this whole pre-season hey!?
Continued...
Hahaha, well in my opinion much has changed.
Phil Davis has showed more promicing signs in training then Jackson.
Jackson is on the bad side, while Davis hasnt done a thing wrong yet.
And a few more things.
I wondered what these signs are...given they both have been on restricted training programs, and both their youtube videos are still the same, but who am I to doubt PIHL??? She did elaborate on this by saying 'A few more things'.
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Last, but certainly not least, is this epic post:
Seriously.. what is your problem always trying to be funny by calling people names..?
Jack Watts is probably the most promicing talent for a 18 year old, anyone has ever seen.
I think you need to settle down, and watch some games he's played instead of just watching youtube, even though he looks great in them highlights.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH choking the chicken, nice try buddy.
Myers defiently looks great to me, better then Browne or Armfield for you guys anywayz. Myers looked promicing as an inside and out midfielder as well as a running backman.
Hes going to be rubbish.. pfft.. looks like your the piece of rubbish.
Too bad Sydney Swans, but I really think that pick 12 was a waste.
Lewis Johnston may have great hands, but doesnt Nick Gill also have great hands? I would say that these too are very similar and Johnston is too over-rated.
2nd rounds would of been quite alright for him.
These are some youngsters that are UNDER-RATED.
Firstly there is her not being hypocritical at all, asking the poster why he called people names, then proceeding to call him a piece of rubbish.
Secondly, she proclaims Jack Watts to be the best talent 'anyone has ever seen'. Ever. (I wouldn't doubt her though...she's seen his youtube!)
Thirdly, there is her abusing someone for (she presumes anyway) watching Youtube videos. This is ironic given her admission earlier in this post about changing her mind of Phil Davis after seeing his youtube video with Crows coloured glasses on.
And lastly, Lewis Johnston = Nick Gill (this despite Lewis Johnston's ability to actually kick the ball straight). And therefore he probably should be delisted.
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So I request that you all please post your respects, worships, admirations and other well wishes for PIHL here.
