Mega Thread The Port Store Mega Thread Part 2

[Cheesey Mac]

Running out in this jumper during the 80s themed heritage round and being told we weren't the real Port Adelaide

Iconic

 

[tribey]

The store photos do have a black side panel, though its not as thick as the OG.

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This somehow makes the 21 year old original look like a masterpiece.

Beyond any criticisms of the design and need for it in general, this is a terrible attempt at a copy.

Bali knockoff calibre.

 

[TazD]

Wait a minute. What's wrong with this picture ?That coffee grinder is empty.

Premiership players in the top image, good time good bloke players in the bottom.

 

[RangaInTeal]

The store photos do have a black side panel, though its not as thick as the OG.

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It wouldn't be a Ports guernsey without confusion.

Noooooooooooooo

 

[TazD]

Imagine if there's an GFG logo on the back

 

[Doctor Feel]

The teal is so ****ing vibrant lmao

 

[Ford Fairlane]

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Wow it's actually worse than the original. It's like the animated version.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Even the players can sense the wrongness.

 

[The Terrible Thinker]

Oh, I thought they would be going with this.

 

[RangaInTeal]

Even the players can sense the wrongness.

???

 

[chachi11]

Can we please wear it with white T Shirts as well

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Why is the backdrop loo paper? New sponsor confirmed.

 

[JimmyBC]

It's pretty apt for the path we've chosen as the Aldi version of Port Adelaide.

 

[Lagooner]

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The triangle pattern is laughably wrong. Yet another drawn from memory effort.

 

[Rising Power]

Notice how the AFL is careful to avoid using the term "Heritage Round", because "Retro" sounds cooler and oh also avoids triggering the Maguire agreement.

Would much prefer the 1880's pink or magenta getting a run.

 

[El_Scorcho]

The store photos do have a black side panel, though its not as thick as the OG.

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It wouldn't be a Ports guernsey without confusion.

Yeah just found the same thing. Okay I'm happier with these now, but why do some have the panel and some don't?

Wondering whether it's a player issue vs non player issue thing.

 

[TeeKray]

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Admit it, this was just an excuse for you to post a photo of '00s vintage Peter Burgoyne.

 

[malcheski]

Port literally taking the Shary Bobbins way on literally every decision and execution at the club

 

[Enviable Tradition]

I think there has been a quiet agreement regarding the prison bars. I think we’ll be wearing it for our all home showdowns going forward. And that’s likely as good as it’s going to get.

I dont think there is. I think Collingwood have kept us on the hook and will keep demanding an extra pound of flesh every time we want to wear it..

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[Del80659]

Even the players can sense the wrongness.

In the video Rioli is looking sheepish

 

[Lagooner]

So so bad. Just check out the size and shape of the triangles, especially at the top. Yoke not high enough either. Not even close.

 

[Alberton Proud]

It looks like the Tree Roots from Evil Dead

 

[PAFC66]

When are we wearing this shit?

It'll probably sell because everything from the early 00s and 90s is hot shit to these gen z kids now so it's a reasonably smart business decision even if it looks nothing like the original, they weren't born and never saw us play it in anyway.

I wouldn't be surprised if they go back to predominantly teal next year

Bring back the teal funk squad and rozee can come out on a BMX

 

[Doctor Feel]

How hard is it to copy something with ample digital evidence and examples lol

The triangles really are awful

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I guess there could be a copyright issue, but it still has an RL Stine Goosebumps feel to it.

 

[Lagooner]

How hard is it to copy something with ample digital evidence and examples lol

The triangles really are awful

We’ve boned it every single time apart from the original away redux in 2016.