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[Stromageddon]

Okay, so last year I bought the 2014 PAFC AFL fixture stubby holder, so that I could get to memorize our draw while I was getting drunk, but there is no 2015 one? Is it going to happen? Or am I going to have to make my own on Vistaprint?

 

[raman]

I didn't know such a wonderful product existed.

 

[Stromageddon]

Ugh, so I tried just screenshotting the fixture from our website but it's so ****ing pixelated. I guess it'll have to do, at $25

I didn't know such a wonderful product existed.

That's the issue, it doesn't. Well, I mean, the 2014 one does. They probably have box fulls of them somewhere. You could probably get them for free.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Ugh, so I tried just screenshotting the fixture from our website but it's so ******* pixelated. I guess it'll have to do, at $25

That's the issue, it doesn't. Well, I mean, the 2014 one does. They probably have box fulls of them somewhere. You could probably get them for free.

You could probably chop it up a bit to make it fit better.

 

[RangaInTeal]

Ugh, so I tried just screenshotting the fixture from our website but it's so ******* pixelated. I guess it'll have to do, at $25

You could produce your own, cut and paste the logos, type the dates out yourself, even alter it to your own personal taste. Something like;

"Port Logo @ Sydney Logo" - Round 2
"April 31st"

Etc.

 

[Stromageddon]

You could probably chop it up a bit to make it fit better.

You know what, Feel. As evidenced in your game-day banners, I think you could mock up a suitable fixture image.

 

[RossFC]

Ugh, so I tried just screenshotting the fixture from our website but it's so ******* pixelated. I guess it'll have to do, at $25

That's the issue, it doesn't. Well, I mean, the 2014 one does. They probably have box fulls of them somewhere. You could probably get them for free.

Might want to close some tabs before screenshotting.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Okay, so last year I bought the 2014 PAFC AFL fixture stubby holder, so that I could get to memorize our draw while I was getting drunk, but there is no 2015 one? Is it going to happen? Or am I going to have to make my own on Vistaprint?

Would make a great tshirt too. The Crows one would make a perfect handkerchief.

 

[Lambot]

Please tell me that the 3rd last tab is just for the lols!

 

[Trewth]

Might want to close some tabs before screenshotting.

Having to google how to screenshot. How embarrassing!

 

[Stromageddon]

Having to google how to screenshot. How embarrassing!

I thought he was talking about the 4chan subreddit I had open.

Please tell me that the 3rd last tab is just for the lols!

I don't know how heavily documented this particular meme is on the internet but I thought that all screenshots of an internet browser should, as a standard, have one tab of a really taboo and obscure sexual fetish, and another one that says 'how to screenshot'.

 

[Lambot]

Please teach me to internet

 

[Kickpuncher]

Might want to close some tabs before screenshotting.

>being this new

 

[PatientMental]

 

[raman]

I don't know how heavily documented this particular meme is on the internet but I thought that all screenshots of an internet browser should, as a standard, have one tab of a really taboo and obscure sexual fetish, and another one that says 'how to screenshot'.

Correct.

 

[Dylan8]

Correct.

I just thought Arab Midget Bukkake was just becoming a more common fetish.

 

[Dalphonso]

The Crows one would make a perfect handkerchief.

I would have thought arse wiper more likely

 

[Doctor Feel]

Would make a great tshirt too. The Crows one would make a perfect handkerchief.

Who the hell uses the word 'handkerchief' anymore?

 

[Dalphonso]

Who the hell uses the word 'handkerchief' anymore?

People that use them quite often call them a handkerchief funnily enough.

 

[Doctor Feel]

People that use them quite often call them a handkerchief funnily enough.

Your colostomy bag is showing again.

 

[tribey]

Who the hell uses the word 'handkerchief' anymore?

I'm quite fond of 'kerchief.

 

[raman]

People that use them quite often call them a handkerchief funnily enough.

Who the hell uses a handkerchief anymore?

 

[finbarr]

Who the hell uses a handkerchief anymore?

Me

 

[El_Scorcho]

I just thought Arab Midget Bukkake was just becoming a more common fetish.

If you could only close one of those tabs then you had to read the rest out to your grandmother, you'd close 4chan

 

[Dylan8]

If you could only close one of those tabs then you had to read the rest out to your grandmother, you'd close 4chan

but it's reddit