Mega Thread The Port Store Mega Thread

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Just quietly the authentic player guernseys on the Mega Store are awesome. They are propper authentics worn by the players before the new batch of guernseys came with the white Renault on he back.

I picked up a Tom Jonas away (worn round 1) with Renaul and VIP ironed on still smelling like deep heat and an Ollie Wines home alt with the Renaul on the front and VIP on the back as worn in the Showdown

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I want to buy one match worn in the outer by Rory

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

I want to buy one match worn in the outer by Rory

It may smell of alcohol and unkown body fluids.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

It may smell of alcohol and unkown body fluids.

If those unknown body fluids belong to finbarr tribey and The Smaller Warrior I'll pay double.

 

[Stromageddon]

Just quietly the authentic player guernseys on the Mega Store are awesome. They are propper authentics worn by the players before the new batch of guernseys came with the white Renault on he back.

I picked up a Tom Jonas away (worn round 1) with Renaul and VIP ironed on still smelling like deep heat and an Ollie Wines home alt with the Renaul on the front and VIP on the back as worn in the Showdown

Yeah I've picked up a couple. Proper player issue.

 

[finbarr]

Yeah, picked up a Home Alternate Schulz and a clash Westhoff. Amazing.

 

[Powerstufff]

If those unknown body fluids belong to finbarr tribey and The Smaller Warrior I'll pay double.

I stood near TSW at the Showdown last week. I advise you reconsider.

 

[cmpower]

Just quietly the authentic player guernseys on the Mega Store are awesome. They are propper authentics worn by the players before the new batch of guernseys came with the white Renault on he back.

I picked up a Tom Jonas away (worn round 1) with Renaul and VIP ironed on still smelling like deep heat and an Ollie Wines home alt with the Renaul on the front and VIP on the back as worn in the Showdown

According to SUNS on one of the gold coast threads, the players association are making it harder for clubs to sell match worn guernseys

 

[finbarr]

According to SUNS on one of the gold coast threads, the players association are making it harder for clubs to sell match worn guernseys

The club doesn't market these as "match worn", simply as 'Authentic'. Perhaps that's their loophole.

These are definitely legit player issue. Whether or not they've actually ALL been worn might be up for debate. Perhaps they're spares. But they only come in the one size for each player (ie, Westhoff is a Large long, Schulz is a Large regular, Hartlett a Medium long, etc), and they all come complete with GPS pouch stitched into the neck.

 

[El_Scorcho]

I had a look but they didn't have a player I want in a size I want.

I really hope they continue to sell these, great idea!

 

[finbarr]

I had a look but they didn't have a player I want in a size I want.

I really hope they continue to sell these, great idea!

You sure you looked at the right ones? There's 3 different lots. The first are the 2013 Port Adelaide Authentic Player Guernseys. These are the sponsorless ones they wore in the pre-season and there's only a handful of those left.
The second lot are 2013 Port Adelaide Authentic Guernsey - (Clash). These are the ones we wore at the MCG in Round 1 with the iron on sponsors logos. There's heaps of players left in these ones.
The third lot are on the next page, the 2013 Port Adelaide Authentic Guernsey - Home Alternate. These are the ones with the Renault sponsorship logo on the front and VIP on the back. We wore this in the Round 3 Showdown earlier this year. There's also heaps of players left in these.

 

[tribey]

Picked up Boak and Wingard for less than I paid for Carlile's 100th Game guernsey. Buyer's remorse.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Anyone received their pre ordered prison bar guernsey yet ??

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Anyone received their pre ordered prison bar guernsey yet ??

Week before the game innit?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Week before the game innit?

Not sure... I thought I was told "August"

 

[DonDraper]

Are they ready for pick up at the club? I ordered on Thursday and I'm heading in today.

 

[finbarr]

Anyone received their pre ordered prison bar guernsey yet ??

They're apparently on track to be delivered a week before the Carlton game.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I can't wait to get mine. Hnnghhhh

 

[Stromageddon]

They're apparently on track to be delivered a week before the Carlton game.

That's tight scheduling, should have been done earlier tbh.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

That's tight scheduling, should have been done earlier tbh.

Guess they dont want them out before the actual Carlton game.

 

[jdeezy]

I think I might order two Jake Neade authentic guernseys and wear them as leg warmers. Poor kid is the only one in the whole list that wears a small!

 

[Trewth]

I want an authentic pretty badly but my middle age spread means I'll only fit into a Renouf

It's my goal to fit into at least a Westhoff by next year. Positivity is the key.

 

[elsler]

i ordered a medium to frame (there is no way on gods earth i could fit into it )

 

[PAFC forever]

I spoke to one of the girls working in the megastore yesterday that the heritage guernseys will be delivered before the Carlton game. I asked if there was any chance before the Gold Coast game this weekend, and she said there isn't any guarantee on that.

 

[raman]

I want an authentic pretty badly but my middle age spread means I'll only fit into a Renouf

It's my goal to fit into at least a Westhoff by next year. Positivity is the key.

This sounds like a fun new weight loss game. Find a Port player about your height, buy an authentic guernsey and try to fit into it.