Mega Thread The Port Store Mega Thread

[Garibaldi Red]

Cheers, looks like im driving half way across town then.

But the trip will be well worth it

 

[RustyCage]

Went to get the grey media polo the other day, they had lots there, all XS, S or 5XL!

 

[StuMan]

But the trip will be well worth it

Aye. It takes me about 25-30mins (depending on traffic), but I find it's always worth it.

 

[Del80659]

Went to get the grey media polo the other day, they had lots there, all XS, S or 5XL!

hahaha, and I was just saying to my old man the other day that "apparently the Port store is great now, remember how it used to only have like S, M then XXXXXL".. I guess the makes are ridiculous anyway though, I'd probably need an XXXL

 

[SilenceOz]

Got 2015 Home guernsey, awesome xmas present.

Store is just as crap as last time I went.

4 people in line 1 person serving, 1 of the customers in line is asking why they cant trade in the 2014 guernsey for the 2015 one.
Standing there for 20 minutes.

 

[Dylan8]

1 of the customers in line is asking why they cant trade in the 2014 guernsey for the 2015 one.

 

[Kickpuncher]

1 of the customers in line is asking why they cant trade in the 2014 guernsey for the 2015 one.
Standing there for 20 minutes.

I also bet they also do most of their conversing on the club Facebook page.

 

[tribey]

I also bet they also do most of their conversing on the club Facebook page.

"Why does my membership form have a Magpies logo on it? I go for Port Power not Collingwood"

 

[Dylan8]

Why are we using this image to advertise headwear on the fontpage

 

[tribey]

Why are we using this image to advertise headwear on the fontpage

#moreteal that's why

 

[PatientMental]

Why are we using this image to advertise headwear on the fontpage

because they're showing all the kinds of hats you can get and not limiting to the NE hats which are only really worn by 15-35 year olds and the others are worn by the younger and older audience.

 

[Dylan8]

I mean how hard is it to chuck a bunch of the bomb monogram caps in with that chunky beanie and call it a day? They actually managed to put one New Era hat there and it's the worst one.

 

[Dylan8]

because they're showing all the kinds of hats you can get and not limiting to the NE hats which are only really worn by 15-35 year olds and the others are worn by the younger and older audience.

See... I don't understand what I'm reading here

 

[PatientMental]

I mean how hard is it to chuck a bunch of the bomb monogram caps in with that chunky beanie and call it a day? They actually managed to put one New Era hat there and it's the worst one.

Because the monogram is an unofficial logo, and the Power one is the most recognisable one.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Has anyone seen the Wingard (Wing) backpacks with wings on them. Kids and Wingard fans would lobe them. Pretty amazing design.

 

[finbarr]

The new marketing guy is going to get a bit of a shock when he sees the awesome, predominantly black merch basically walk itself out the door while the hokey teal stuff just sits there rotting.
Looks like he's gunna learn the hard way that the Facebook "squeaky wheel" isn't a representative sample of the people who actually spend money, buy memberships etc.

 

[Stromageddon]

Was in there today. The new batch of EF Guernsey is definitely a better, lighter, stretchier material than the first batch. This years medium fits me perfectly whereas last years large was ideal. So best you go in and try Guernsey's on if you possibly can.

Don't tell me how to live me life.

I'm a risk taker.

I'll buy it online and if it doesnt fit properly then **** it. I'll wear it anyway.

 

[Rising Power]

Don't tell me how to live me life.

I'm a risk taker.

I'll buy it online and if it doesnt fit properly then **** it. I'll wear it anyway.

If it's too tight just pull out a pair of scissors, a hole punch and some old shoe laces.

 

[Dylan8]

Because the monogram is an unofficial logo, and the Power one is the most recognisable one.

The minimalist monogram coupled with a two tone black and white or even a black on black colour scheme is probably the most marketable piece of merch we have. Seriously people would rather wear a monogram hat than something with that tacky 90s logo of ours.

People buying those hats won't even be in the megastore anyway, they'll be buying their merch at Kmart. Why not advertise our premium stuff on the homepage?

 

[PatientMental]

The minimalist monogram coupled with a two tone black and white or even a black on black colour scheme is probably the most marketable piece of merch we have. Seriously people would rather wear a monogram hat than something with that tacky 90s logo of ours.

People buying those hats won't even be in the megastore anyway, they'll be buying their merch at Kmart. Why not advertise our premium stuff on the homepage?

Because teal is the colour of our summer.

 

[Stromageddon]

If it's too tight just pull out a pair of scissors, a hole punch and some old shoe laces.

Love myself a fauxback

 

[Dylan8]

It's not even about teal it's about putting naff Kmart merch at the fore when we're doing so much better.

 

[El_Scorcho]

There is a dude in his 70s who goes in the eastern gate and wears a white monogram on black new era to every game and I love that guy

 

[PatientMental]

It's not even about teal it's about putting naff, Kmart merch at the fore when we're doing so much better.

Probably a effort from the AFL telling us, "you have teal in your colours, you actually have to use it."

 

[raman]

The new marketing guy is going to get a bit of a shock when he sees the awesome, predominantly black merch basically walk itself out the door while the hokey teal stuff just sits there rotting.
Looks like he's gunna learn the hard way that the Facebook "squeaky wheel" isn't a representative sample of the people who actually spend money, buy memberships etc.

You're not much of a marketing guy if you don't know that people dig black shit.