Mega Thread The Port Store Mega Thread

[Dylan8]

w...why is the chevron teal and black?

Wait till you see the price of it too, puts the track pants to shame: http://shop.portadelaidefc.com.au/port-adelaide-power-applique-trucker-cap-100412.phtml

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I feel like this whole post has gone by totally unnoticed.

Underrated post.

 

[Macca19]

If wearing Hawthorns colours in training means we play like them on weekends then bring it on

 

[SgtSchulz]

w...why is the chevron teal and black?

Wait till you see the price of it too, puts the track pants to shame: http://shop.portadelaidefc.com.au/port-adelaide-power-applique-trucker-cap-100412.phtml

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Who designs this crap?

 

[Chokito]

My medium PI* fits like a glove.


*Technically not a true played in with a gps pouch but still

mine fits like the perfect condom

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

I thought the training guernseys were rubbish but the kids love them. Just hope that we trail these type of guernseys for training only and dont **** with the real deal on matchday.

 

[Del80659]

we are now the last club in the comp that will mess with our jumpers, if anything our staunch view on how the "home and away jumpers are set for the next 100 years" could take revenue away from the club as all AFL clubs try to pump a new one out every third year, so let them go nuts with everything outside the premiership season outfit i say!

 

[Janus]

I have a whacked out theory. And that is that the club has created a training jumper that will condition our players to look for teal out of the corner of their eye instead of black and the 'lens flare' is actually a target to aim for - straight on the chest. The orange jumper serves as a counterpoint to this - it's the colour of GWS who will start to become more relevant as a side over the coming years so it's a good thing to associate that with the opposition.

 

[Dylan8]

That's great Janus. You should be headhunted for a PR job at Adidas with your ability to spout shit about what every visual aspect represents

 

[Janus]

That's great Janus. You should be headhunted for a PR job at Adidas with your ability to spout shit about what every visual aspect represents

I missed my true calling in marketing

 

[Grave Danger]

Neil's on board!

 

[Nemisis]

I have a whacked out theory. And that is that the club has created a training jumper that will condition our players to look for teal out of the corner of their eye instead of black and the 'lens flare' is actually a target to aim for - straight on the chest. The orange jumper serves as a counterpoint to this - it's the colour of GWS who will start to become more relevant as a side over the coming years so it's a good thing to associate that with the opposition.

Yes = Totally whacked out

 

[Doctor Feel]

Here is the latest design from the port store. Shut up and take my money.

Spoiler

 

[manureid]

Here is the latest design from the port store. Shut up and take my money.

Spoiler

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Needs more prison bars?

 

[Willsy10]

Why do our new guernseys have breasts?

 

[tribey]

Why do our new guernseys have breasts?

Chemtrails, GMO, gluten, autism juice

 

[Willsy10]

Chemtrails, GMO, gluten, autism juice

lol.

But seriously have they modeled these using a female mannequin?

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Neil's on board!

Song sung blue?

 

[Grave Danger]

Song sung blue?

I'm a Believer










(not Belieber)

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I'm a Believer

Well there you go, you learn something new everyday. Didnt realise the Monkees covered him.

 

[Grave Danger]

Well there you go, you learn something new everyday. Didnt realise the Monkees covered him.

Hey, Neil Diamond must be cool - he got a gig on The Band's Last Waltz

 

[John the Butcher]

 

[finbarr]

Great idea. Not everyone likes the lumpiness of the 59 Fifty.

 

[Magus]

Yessssssssss. Take my money! I love my new era caps but they're still a bit 'boxy' for my liking. This one will fit my skull magnificently.

 

[captain ebert]

So lame.

 

[Doctor Feel]

So lame.

Oh, it's you.

Regardless. Why did they choose some complete nufty to do the modelling?