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[George]

Saw a baldy beardy type getting into his VW Golf the other day and thought it could be George climbing up into the driver’s seat. There are a few around our area though.

My driver sits in the drivers seat

You must one of the unlucky ones having to drive yourself around all day! That's a tad embarrassing!!

 

[Joffaboy]

Righto lads I need some help resolving a dispute. Is it acceptable to put a knife with butter in to the Vegemite jar? Or does said butter have to be wiped clean before dipping.

Clean

You barbarian [emoji3]

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[DougalHoward]

Righto lads I need some help resolving a dispute. Is it acceptable to put a knife with butter in to the Vegemite jar? Or does said butter have to be wiped clean before dipping.

Just wipe the butter on the toast

 

[Dr Spaceman]

Righto lads I need some help resolving a dispute. Is it acceptable to put a knife with butter in to the Vegemite jar? Or does said butter have to be wiped clean before dipping.

 

[CursingFijian]

Just wipe the butter on the toast

That’s what I said to her. At least wipe the remanents of butter off on the crust of the toast.

She said no need. Any butter left in the Vegemite on the first dip gets extracted with the second dip.

But I’m not so sure that’s an effective approach to this. Anyway, you’ve all made my day, clearly I’ve married a barbarian.

 

[StFly]

I'm amazed you lot need butter, the vegemite makes the toast soft anyway, no need for butter at all.

Plus, no one wants stale bread chips in a vegemite tub on a second dip regardless, so you wipe that knife.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

I'm amazed you lot need butter, the vegemite makes the toast soft anyway, no need for butter at all.

Plus, no one wants stale bread chips in a vegemite tub on a second dip regardless, so you wipe that knife.

How much farkin Vegemite are you using to make toast soft hahaha

Butter is a must

 

[jwikked]

How much farkin Vegemite are you using to make toast soft hahaha

Butter is a must

I love creating an uneven spread of butter and vegemite. It's nice to have sections where that bite is majority butter, with a little bit of vegemite. It's also nice to have a bite with full vegemite and little butter.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

I love creating an uneven spread of butter and vegemite. It's nice to have sections where that bite is majority butter, with a little bit of vegemite. It's also nice to have a bite with full vegemite and little butter.

Oh yes

Shits me when they get foreign “celebrities” to try Vegemite, and they just scoop it straight out of the jar and into the mouth.
F*cking heathens.

 

[George]

I'm amazed you lot need butter, the vegemite makes the toast soft anyway, no need for butter at all.

Plus, no one wants stale bread chips in a vegemite tub on a second dip regardless, so you wipe that knife.

Everything alright mate

Ffs

 

[jwikked]

Did anyone try this?
I never touched it, I was far too repulsed by just how stupid the marketing managers at Kraft were. This name has "boomer" written all over it.

 

[DougalHoward]

Did anyone try this?
I never touched it, I was far too repulsed by just how stupid the marketing managers at Kraft were. This name has "boomer" written all over it.

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Yeah it was alright, it's just cream cheese spread and Vegemite which I used to have before it came out.

 

[George]

 

[George]

Yeah it was alright, it's just cream cheese spread and Vegemite which I used to have before it came out.

**** me dead, iSnack and washing it down with a warm glass of Aktavite??

 

[jwikked]

* me dead, iSnack and washing it down with a warm glass of Aktavite??

I had a girl in my Primary School who was repping Promite over Vegemite.
Needless to say, she added to the teenage pregnancy statistics.

 

[DougalHoward]

* me dead, iSnack and washing it down with a warm glass of Aktavite??

I was a troubled child

 

[George]

I had a girl in my Primary School who was repping Promite over Vegemite.
Needless to say, she added to the teenage pregnancy statistics.

It's a slippery slope for the weird homebrand operators unfortunately.

I was a troubled child

Case in point.

 

[DougalHoward]

oh no

 

[George]

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oh no

Life's not fair is it mate

 

[Joffaboy]

Vegemite eaters and Akta-vite. Bet you lot all had it with Soy milk.

And who eats Vegemite anyway. Its for knuckle draggers and eunuchs. You wouldn't catch huge balls Captain Planet eating that incel fare.

He eats Promite. It makes his balls shine golden.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Right on cue from the silver fox himself

 

[DougalHoward]

I used to drink my milk plain full cream 1 litre a day

 

[Dard Ball Get]

I used to drink my milk plain full cream 1 litre a day

Full cream goes without saying boss

 

[George]

Can't drink full cream, will shit myself and get rushed to ER.

Dunno why you'd prefer it anyway, horrific

 

[Joffaboy]

Full cream goes without saying boss [emoji8]

Ends up in tissues

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