Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[LukeSA]

OK, so I'm a little bit scared that I just used my once-in-a-lifetime wish

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/food/dingleys-chocolate-works-to-release-new-version-of-the-polly-waffle/story-fni0dgqf-1227575281073#itm=newscomau|lifestyle|ncam-story-body-link|3|http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/food/dingleys-chocolate-works-to-release-new-version-of-the-polly-waffle/story-fni0dgqf-1227575281073|story|Is the Polly Waffle making a comeback?&itmt=1445325375460

You could have wished for peace in the middle east but you had to wish for a chocolate that looks like a turd.

Don't worry though, if we all had one wish we all would bugger it up to.

 

[Concussion]

El_Scorcho

I developed a foot fetish very early in life, around 5-6 years old. after finding a pr0n magazine of my dad's I discovered sex, i didnt fully understand it, but i knew i liked what i saw. around this time i saw an episode of Third Rock From the Sun in which John Lithgow's character was getting hot and heated with a woman. he started licking her feet which made me think "that's probably what everyone does, i should get into this"

the next day at school, i made it a point to look at the feet of the girls in my class and figure out what would be attractive about them. this went on for a while until i was truly attracted to feet. now, at 24 years old, i have a full on foot fetish.

TL;DR: John Lithgow gave me a foot fetish when i was in kindergarten

too much information dude

 

[bomberclifford]

OK, so I'm a little bit scared that I just used my once-in-a-lifetime wish

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/food/dingleys-chocolate-works-to-release-new-version-of-the-polly-waffle/story-fni0dgqf-1227575281073#itm=newscomau|lifestyle|ncam-story-body-link|3|http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/food/dingleys-chocolate-works-to-release-new-version-of-the-polly-waffle/story-fni0dgqf-1227575281073|story|Is the Polly Waffle making a comeback?&itmt=1445325375460

Haha! I just come to post this.

They don't look very appealing.

 

[bomberclifford]

too much information dude

Pfft... no where NEAR enough.

 

[raman]

El_Scorcho

I developed a foot fetish very early in life, around 5-6 years old. after finding a pr0n magazine of my dad's I discovered sex, i didnt fully understand it, but i knew i liked what i saw. around this time i saw an episode of Third Rock From the Sun in which John Lithgow's character was getting hot and heated with a woman. he started licking her feet which made me think "that's probably what everyone does, i should get into this"

the next day at school, i made it a point to look at the feet of the girls in my class and figure out what would be attractive about them. this went on for a while until i was truly attracted to feet. now, at 24 years old, i have a full on foot fetish.

TL;DR: John Lithgow gave me a foot fetish when i was in kindergarten

No offence, but the foot fetish is by far and away the least interesting fetish.

 

[bomberclifford]

No offence, but the foot fetish is by far and away the least interesting fetish.

It's like the safest way of being a freak.

Foot Fisting on the other hand. There's a fetish that takes commitment.

 

[raman]

It's like the safest way of being a freak.

That's a liberal definition of "freak".

 

[bomberclifford]

That's a liberal definition of "freak".

One word. Tinea.

That's enough to scrape into freakdom for mine.

 

[Boss351]

You could have wished for peace in the middle east but you had to wish for a chocolate that looks like a turd.

Don't worry though, if we all had one wish we all would bugger it up to.

reckon I sussed that one out as a kid.....I used my so called 'one wish' with 'every time I want a wish I get a wish', no one told me you're not supposed to divulge your 'one wish' for it to come true....so I'm screwed..'no soup wishes for you'

 

[68vette]

OK, so I'm a little bit scared that I just used my once-in-a-lifetime wish

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/food/dingleys-chocolate-works-to-release-new-version-of-the-polly-waffle/story-fni0dgqf-1227575281073#itm=newscomau|lifestyle|ncam-story-body-link|3|http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/food/dingleys-chocolate-works-to-release-new-version-of-the-polly-waffle/story-fni0dgqf-1227575281073|story|Is the Polly Waffle making a comeback?&itmt=1445325375460

but will the be good enough to say mmm, crunch, aah

 

[Alyx]

I don't know if I could bring myself to buy something named 'The Great Aussie Waffle Log'.

 

[stokholme]

El_Scorcho

I developed a foot fetish very early in life, around 5-6 years old. after finding a pr0n magazine of my dad's I discovered sex, i didnt fully understand it, but i knew i liked what i saw. around this time i saw an episode of Third Rock From the Sun in which John Lithgow's character was getting hot and heated with a woman. he started licking her feet which made me think "that's probably what everyone does, i should get into this"

the next day at school, i made it a point to look at the feet of the girls in my class and figure out what would be attractive about them. this went on for a while until i was truly attracted to feet. now, at 24 years old, i have a full on foot fetish.

TL;DR: John Lithgow gave me a foot fetish when i was in kindergarten

Thank you for this. This has made my night.

 

[LukeSA]

I don't know if I could bring myself to buy something named 'The Great Aussie Waffle Log'.

If you went up to a total stranger and said "would you like to chew on my great aussie waffle log?" you would have the cops called on you so fast.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Port - 0 in my lifetime (2004 before my time)

You have being 12 to look forward to.

 

[LukeSA]

You have being 12 to look forward to.

Ahh, that magical time of your life when puberty hits you like a ton of bricks.

 

[bomberclifford]

Port - 0 in my lifetime (2004 before my time)

I am 11 and what is this?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

So I've gone back to work after the new addition to the family...

Came home today and Mrs Wylde is on her 3rd Jacks and coke.

I walk through the door and say "That bad a day huh?"

She says "Nah, it was a great day and I'm celebrating"

Bitch face with a year off work and drinking all my Jacks.

 

[Doctor Feel]

The D5K Deutsche and the Phantom are criminally underused by Goldeneye N64 players.

 

[LukeSA]

The D5K Deutsche and the Phantom are criminally underused by Goldeneye N64 players.

And the arseholes who keep using Oddjob.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I wanted to love the new star wars trailer but I just didn't feel it. It was very downbeat and a little too emotionally invested for mine, just didn't feel like star wars. To be expected though as it was always heading in a fresh direction, which is fine. Its going to do phenomonally well and maybe appeal to a broader audience.

 

[raman]

I wanted to love the new star wars trailer but I just didn't feel it. It was very downbeat and a little too emotionally invested for mine, just didn't feel like star wars. To be expected though as it was always heading in a fresh direction, which is fine. Its going to do phenomonally well and maybe appeal to a broader audience.

Old Han and Old Leia was sweet.

Other than that, meh.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Old Han and Old Leia was sweet.

Other than that, meh.

Basically my synopsis, but even han was depressing.

 

[manureid]

I thought the music made it. Oh, and x wings.

 

[Dylan8]

It was great because Star Wars is great

 

[bomberclifford]

The only Star Wars clip you need to watch is this...