Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Relativity]

I'll do some dot points instead. I'll save the thesis for something to do later in life and hope to get published.

- Cars who don't indicate. What the ****. Oh you're too cool to flick your little indicator on? Figure there's no other cars around and it is just so much effort to move your pinky? Guess what PUNK, pedestrians need to know what the goddamn hell you're doing too.

- When I see a car with their indicator on about to turn down the street I'm about to cross, I'll stop. If I've stopped, don't stop your goddamn car. I've already stopped for you. Your indicator worked to perfection! It's a lot more effort for me to start walking again than it is for you to continue on your merry way, plus you've just made me stopping completely pointless. In fact, you've made the whole process longer you goddamn dumbass.

- Is it that hard to walk on one side of the goddamn footpath? Seriously. Do you think you're the world's quickest walker or something and no one will ever want to overtake you if walking from behind? Do you think everyone is out for a leisurely stroll? Do you think people like looking at your fat arse?

- 3 people in a row? Are you shitting me? I get you're all friends and you don't wanna make one of you feel awkward by walking behind, but BAD LUCK. Other pedestrians shouldn't be disadvantaged because you assholes think the entire footpath is yours so you can have a chat about the goddamn weather like a nanna.

- Unley Road. Are you SERIOUS? I could write a thesis on Unley Road alone. Yeah, brilliant idea putting pedestrian crossings in at the most inconvenient places. You wanna know why there are like 5 accidents a year at the intersection of Unley and Young? COS YOU PUT THE PEDESTRIAN CROSSING LITERALLY 5 METRES AWAY. Just turn it into a goddamn intersection goddammit.

- Oh, you need to pull out on to the road, so you decide to block the footpath, when you could plainly see there are no gaps for a long arse time. Thank you for making me walk all the way around behind your big arse four wheel drive that has never left the goddamn city. No kids in the back? Of course not, the four wheel drive is just cos you're an arseh*le and an idiot.

....I'm gonna stop before I burst a vessel.

I hate pedestrians.

 

[Relativity]

Today I actually came across someone with the legal name of Matt Danger Fantastic. Greatest name ever!, behind Max Power, of course.

Went to school with someone who changed their name to "Busy Bacon and Eggs" by depol.

 

[Burningleviathan]

He must of been an interesting fellow..........

 

[Oliver King]

I heard he was a bit scrambled.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Oh god the puns on this forum today are putrid.

 

[Powerstufff]

I miss Damir Dokic.

I think all of us of a certain age do. Cooked fish connoisseur, collector of passports, and enemy of conflict resolution/anger management wherever he met them.

 

[PepeSilvia]

He must of been an interesting fellow..........

Not picking on you specifically but that annoys me, it's 'must have'. Also when people incorrectly use he's instead of his and vice versa, e.g. 'Dat guy, his so annoying'. Just generally poor grammar/spelling somewhat annoys me.

 

[Andre]

I hate pedestrians.

So you sleep in your car?

 

[Andre]

That can't be true.

Edit: As a professional pedestrian, I'd much rather have someone press the button a hundred times than not at all. I've had the displeasure of waiting at the lights while some fat idiot stands in front of a button they haven't pressed and to have to wait an entire rotation because of it. If this thread turns into pedestrian annoyances, I could write a goddamn thesis.

One hundred times is OCD, but I always hit it twice, since god knows how long half the ones half been there or what the condition of them are. And hitting a crossing where no one has bothered to hit the button. Grrr. It's why I hit the button on reaching the lights unless I've actually seen someone press it. Assume there's an idiot regularly and unfortunately you're often proved right.

 

[powermacs]

Went to school with someone who changed their name to "Busy Bacon and Eggs" by depol.

Our next sponsor should be able to change Buddhas name to get extra meow for their buck.

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

I'm still giggling about the fact I changed the wikipedias of Matchbox 20, Creed, The Calling, 3 Doors Down and Staind to have "derp" as one of their genres. 6 hours and still hasn't been changed back.

 

[PepeSilvia]

I'm still giggling about the fact I changed the wikipedias of Matchbox 20, Creed, The Calling, 3 Doors Down and Staind to have "derp" as one of their genres. 6 hours and still hasn't been changed back.

'Someone' put Micropenis in the See Also of Michelangelo Rucci's wikipedia page.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Pedestrian crossings that are red, and there is no one around...

WHO THE **** PUSHED THE BUTTON...

Annoys the hell out of me.

 

[Schulzenfest]

lol couriers

Used to work at Australia Post. Was turning from Anzac Highway into Richmond Road and one of the couriers was behind me. There were a couple of spaces in the right turning lane but the lane going straight ahead was backed up so far that there was no room to get in. The courier behind me drives onto the kerb because apparently he thinks couriers deserve the same rights as ****ing ambulances and fire engines, and pulls into the lane. Couple of minutes later when we both arrive (and he got there about 10 seconds before me, which I'm sure really improved his day) I mentioned it to him about it and he denied it. Lols were had.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

hai guys

 

[Doctor Feel]

hai guys

Who are you?

 

[CrimsonRaven]

****ing new posters...

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

dis guy

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'm still giggling about the fact I changed the wikipedias of Matchbox 20, Creed, The Calling, 3 Doors Down and Staind to have "derp" as one of their genres. 6 hours and still hasn't been changed back.

Distinct lack of Nickelback.

EDIT: They locked down their page. I'm not surprised.

 

[Stromageddon]

I hate new posters...

 

[Stromageddon]

I'm still giggling about the fact I changed the wikipedias of Matchbox 20, Creed, The Calling, 3 Doors Down and Staind to have "derp" as one of their genres. 6 hours and still hasn't been changed back.

Yeah, I have your IP address now.

 

[tribey]

Is it wrong I involuntarily sing along to the latest Guy Sebastian ditty, 'Battle scars'?

Before you answer,

1) This has never happened before
2) I do it seriously as if I am a coffee-colored songstress with the voice of an angel and the **** of a lovely Eastern European lass who believes 2-ply turlet papper is a luxury
3) Na rly, totes srs. NO REEMICKSING. No "These fanny farts..." whatsoever. I go at it like I'm hanging on a Mark Holden 'touchdown' (admittedly mostly to trigger an osteoporotic fracture I can upload to YouTube)

 

[Natman]

Is it wrong I involuntarily sing along to the latest Guy Sebastian ditty, 'Battle scars'?

Before you answer,

1) This has never happened before
2) I do it seriously as if I am a coffee-colored songstress with the voice of an angel and the **** of a lovely Eastern European lass who believes 2-ply turlet papper is a luxury
3) Na rly, totes srs. NO REEMICKSING. No "These fanny farts..." whatsoever. I go at it like I'm hanging on a Mark Holden 'touchdown' (admittedly mostly to trigger an osteoporotic fracture I can upload to YouTube)

I laughed when I read this - I still don't know why and what it means, but because tribey wrote it, I assumed it was funny and clever.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Is it wrong I involuntarily sing along to the latest Guy Sebastian ditty, 'Battle scars'?

Before you answer,

1) This has never happened before
2) I do it seriously as if I am a coffee-colored songstress with the voice of an angel and the **** of a lovely Eastern European lass who believes 2-ply turlet papper is a luxury
3) Na rly, totes srs. NO REEMICKSING. No "These fanny farts..." whatsoever. I go at it like I'm hanging on a Mark Holden 'touchdown' (admittedly mostly to trigger an osteoporotic fracture I can upload to YouTube)

I was singing in the car this morning.

A song by Hermano.

Not sure the name.

Catchy chorus that you just had to sing along too though.

"Go mother ****er, mother****er go".

It was fun.

Well as fun as driving to work at 5.30am can be.

 

[finbarr]

Is it wrong I involuntarily sing along to the latest Guy Sebastian ditty, 'Battle scars'?

Before you answer,

1) This has never happened before
2) I do it seriously as if I am a coffee-colored songstress with the voice of an angel and the **** of a lovely Eastern European lass who believes 2-ply turlet papper is a luxury
3) Na rly, totes srs. NO REEMICKSING. No "These fanny farts..." whatsoever. I go at it like I'm hanging on a Mark Holden 'touchdown' (admittedly mostly to trigger an osteoporotic fracture I can upload to YouTube)

If there was a way for me to post the Heytell songs you send to me, believe me I would.