Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Kickpuncher]

Mi Goreng is by far my favourite hang over food of all time.

 

[spookism]

Taking a cricket ball to the shin from a full-blooded drive hurts like hell.

 

[Kickpuncher]

Taking a cricket ball to the shin from a full-blooded drive hurts like hell.

I know that feel.

Happened to me once and I had a lump on my shin the size of Ebos head. The funny thing is I didn't even notice it until our innings were over and I was trying to put my pads on wiry great difficulty.

 

[Jonts]

Taking a cricket ball to the shin from a full-blooded drive hurts like hell.

Thats why you catch it with your hands

 

[spookism]

I know that feel.

Happened to me once and I had a lump on my shin the size of Ebos head. The funny thing is I didn't even notice it until our innings were over and I was trying to put my pads on wiry great difficulty.

Mine looked like I had two knee caps!

 

[spookism]

Thats why you catch it with your hands

Yup, got told that several times by my 'sympathetic' team mates!

 

[DonDraper]

I hate Arsenal, they couldn't beat Norwich and ruined my Multi

That's why we love Arsenal mate

 

[El_Scorcho]

Driving a cricket ball right into the shin of a bowler is pretty satisfying

I hit the winning runs for the first time I can remember in my career yesterday. We were chasing 223 and got there in about the 53rd over and ended up on about 330 by the end of the day. Good day at the office.

 

[manureid]

The older I have got, the less I care about cricket for some reason.

 

[Doctor Feel]

The older I have got, the less I care about cricket for some reason.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

The older I have got, the less I care about cricket for some reason.

Cricket is a martial art practiced by homosexuals.

 

[spookism]

Cricket is a martial art practiced by homosexuals.

Ease up, turbo

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I will not.

 

[manureid]

He won't you know.

 

[Jumbo]

I heard a whisper that Tippett might be leaving the crows!

 

[Jonts]

The more i think about it, the more i think that i wouldn't be mates with most of you if i knew you in the real world

 

[Jumbo]

The more i think about it, the more i think that i wouldn't be mates with most of you if i knew you in the real world

Why, do you feel that you wouldn't be able to 'step up' to the required level?

 

[Jonts]

Why, do you feel that you wouldn't be able to 'step up' to the required level?

your old, so i don't wanna offend you so i'm just going to give you sarcastic

Yeah thats it

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'd be mates with Jumbo, he is a funny ****er. Everyone I've met through this board has been bloody great.

Even PortBrillance is a good fella and before Friday based on his posting I thought it would take me 5 minutes tops to put a hard sharp right on his chin. But he is a ripper.

 

[Noobz0r]

There are 10 port fans (if that) at Subi each year, I don't think I'll ever meet anyone

 

[manureid]

I thought PortBrillance was a middle aged, balding, angry council worker. Turns out he is about 20, a full quiff of hair and a boy band member......

 

[tribey]

I thought PortBrillance was a middle aged, balding, angry council worker. Turns out he is about 20, a full quiff of hair and a boy band member......

Lol yes. Absolutely walks the walk.

 

[DonDraper]

PortBrillance is an absolute legend <3

Hey manureid you should definitely come to the Rosie for the Arsenal game with us in a couple of weeks. That's if your wife has forgiven you yet

footyhead07 I remember you saying that the Rosie used to be a different place back in the day? Do you happen to remember the name?

 

[MP_]

The more i think about it, the more i think that i wouldn't be mates with most of you if i knew you in the real world

thats because you wouldn't be allowed in to any of the places we go you young whippersnapper

 

[Jonts]

thats because you wouldn't be allowed in to any of the places we go you young whippersnapper

Last time i checked i'm pretty sure i'm 18

#ohyeahtheydon'tletmeintheoldfolkshomeexceptonweekendsiguessyouhavegotmethere