Eddie Dingle
Moving chairs
One day I want to swallow a goldfish like done in "A fish called Wanda" just to see what it feels like.
Like most foreign foods good on the way in difficult on the way out.
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One day I want to swallow a goldfish like done in "A fish called Wanda" just to see what it feels like.
"Hi I'm Rod, I'm a stuntman and I like to party"
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"I'm Kevin and I like to party."
"I'm Dave annnnnnnd I like to party"
DoneOne day I want to swallow a goldfish like done in "A fish called Wanda" just to see what it feels like.
we used to see how far across the room we could spit them back into the tank. Kids these days have the uh internet instead.When are Pedant Of The Year nominations closed?Someone sent me a text yesterday saying "we'll catch up soon".
I said "what about now? I'm not busy".
Said person replied "I can't, I'm at Clipsal".
I replied "what, just walking around the factory checking out safety switches and surge arresters?"
For the want of an adjective the meaning was lost........
Said person replied "I can't, I'm at Clipsal".
I replied "what, just walking around the factory checking out safety switches and surge arresters?"


I've been wearing shorts pretty much every single day since September and i'm bored of my summer clothes. This is just one reason i'd hate to live in the tropics. Looking forward to winter and wearing different clothes. Although i'd prefer our winter to be just that little bit warmer than it is. Something like Perth's.




I've been wearing shorts pretty much every single day since September and i'm bored of my summer clothes. This is just one reason i'd hate to live in the tropics. Looking forward to winter and wearing different clothes. Although i'd prefer our winter to be just that little bit warmer than it is. Something like Perth's.
So I had so much alcohol tonight that I physically couldnt go out
Was meant to be going to the fringe but I ended up spewing in a car and going home
Best birthday drinks ever![]()
That is without doubt the gayest thing I have ever read in my life.
It's time to re-think your life.



