Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[bomberclifford]

I laughed until I remembered my manboobs.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I laughed until I remembered my manboobs.

Pecs man, just say pecs that are carrying a few extra kilos.

 

[Portia]

gummi pecs

Incidentally, gummi bears are designed to 69. They are the gayest lolly.

I am 12.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Designed to or forced to?

 

[Portia]

Well I mean I always start them out kissing, but then they just get all caught up in the throes of passion and spin around, and then I eat them.

 

[pastmyprimus]

Triggy returns to the helm of the crows in early July. I've seen a draft of his next message to members.

A message from your CEO, Steven Trigg (Draft 1)​

Adoring members.

I am delighted to announce that today marks my first day back as the CEO of the Adelaide Football Club after a long enforced lay-off. I would first like to say that I was overwhelmed by the thousands of messages of support from club members. I was particularly touched by John Olsen's kind words and his gift of flowers. John - how did you know that the yellow pansy is my favourite flower (note to self - check if Rob wants to be mentioned - the cream puffs he sent me were yummy).

There was the odd hurtful message but I can smell a Port supporter masquerading as a Crow's member from a mile away.

My first priority is to clear my good name. I was wrongly accused and found guilty of several offences by the AFL. Today, I'm announcing a full and independent inquiry into the whole Kurt Tippett affair, one that I will personally lead with support from Mr Eddie Obeid, a respected Minister of the NSW government. Mr Obeid will work fulltime on the inquiry in between his appearances before the NSW Independent Commission Against Corruption.

I have my suspicisions about the true identity of the guilty party but do not wish to preempt the findings of the independent inquiry. Suffice to say, if I could sack Matt Rendell a second time I would.

My other priority is to strengthen our list, starting with this year's draft. The club will draft the best talent available with our Round 1 and 2 picks (note to self - check whether Andrew was serious about taking away those picks). Dean Bailey is already working on strategies for the club to secure the earliest selections possible.

Rest assured members - your club is back in good hands.

Your humble servant


Steven Trigg.

 

[Portia]

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Thank you so much internet

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm off to buy some gummi bears...

 

[Portia]

Me too

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Are there any other sexual lollies?

I have always found the original Allens Milk Bottles very arousing.

 

[Portia]

Only because your Dad's the milkman.

*returns Rexie J's book of Ye Olde Comebackes *

 

[manureid]

Mars Bar? Oh wait, that is the gay nightclub.....does that count?

 

[bomberclifford]

Mars Bar?

Ask Ms Faithfull, I'm sure she'd have an answer.

 

[Macca19]

I like those fake teeth.

 

[spookism]

 

[*PAF]

I like those fake teeth.

That comes after eating Gummy Bears.

 

[Portia]

My supervillain name in primary school was Manglebaby.

 

[Portia]

We were asked to envision ourselves as superheroes in Grade 6. I didn't choose flight or laser eyes or anything like that. My superpower was that I lived in the city and did all the cool stuff you did in a city.

The selfportrait I drew was me in a cape sitting at a cafe drinking coffee.

I wasn't 'super' anything - the prefix I chose was 'metro'

My superhero at age 9 was a coffee sipping city living metrosexual. Fantastic.

 

[*PAF]

We were asked to envision ourselves as superheroes in Grade 6. I didn't choose flight or laser eyes or anything like that. My superpower was that I lived in the city and did all the cool stuff you did in a city.

The selfportrait I drew was me in a cape sitting at a cafe drinking coffee.

I wasn't 'super' anything - the prefix I chose was 'metro'

My superhero at age 9 was a coffee sipping city living metrosexual. Fantastic.

So, has anything changed in the last 3 years?

 

[Portia]

to be fair this was 1987 which means I invented metros years before the label was first used!

 

[Portia]

I like most people but I hate everyone in cinemas.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I like most people but I hate everyone in cinemas.

I went to the movies in 2007 and I haven't been back.

I don't hate movies I hate people that go to the movies.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I like those fake teeth.

Only because your dads the dentist.

That was weak.

 

[Macca19]

Last time I went to the movies was to see Inception, where we had some mental midget going "maaaattt daaaammmon" every 10 minutes about 2 rows in front of us where all his emo sex-less friends would chortle. Which was kind of confusing considering he isn't even in the movie. Then about halfway through, someone sitting a couple seats away from me climbed over the row of chairs in front and said to him "if you say that one more time im gonna stab you in the back of the neck". They didn't do it again.

West lakes

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Last time I went to the movies was to see Inception, where we had some mental midget going "maaaattt daaaammmon" every 10 minutes about 2 rows in front of us where all his emo sex-less friends would chortle. Which was kind of confusing considering he isn't even in the movie. Then about halfway through, someone sitting a couple seats away from me climbed over the row of chairs in front and said to him "if you say that one more time im gonna stab you in the back of the neck". They didn't do it again.

West lakes

I saw The Hobbit there and this mad old woman behind me was having a conversation with Bilbo Baggins throughout the movie. Oh no Bilbo you don't want to let those dwarves in your house. Oh Bilbo those Goblins will get your magic sword. 150 minutes of it. That was my second viewing because the first time I went a storm blew out the power in West Lakes halfway through the movie and apparently the cinema complex has no back up supply except to activate emergency lighting and stop the doors from locking you in.

People go to the cinema thinking they're in their lounge room.