Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Zakk Wylde]

Well I finally finished GoT Season 3 last night... Eps 9 & 10. Wowee.

 

[Stromageddon]

 

[Portia]

Candles on the shelf. Kinky.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Well I finally finished GoT Season 3 last night... Eps 9 & 10. Wowee.

When do you get your penis back?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

When do you get your penis back?

Hey, I enjoy it. And GoT.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Noobz0r]

Dear Eddie Dingle

I have been playing "bang one, marry one and kill one" with mates and have a conundrum.

Oprah
Whoopie Goldberg
Rosie O'Donnell

 

[Doctor Feel]

Dear Eddie Dingle

I have been playing "bang one, marry one and kill one" with mates and have a conundrum.

Oprah
Whoopie Goldberg
Rosie O'Donnell

Marry Whoopie, Bang Oprah, kill Rosie.

Easy for me.

Deciding factor: Whoopie played Guinan in Star Trek TNG.

 

[Phhht]

Dear Eddie Dingle

I have been playing "bang one, marry one and kill one" with mates and have a conundrum.

Oprah
Whoopie Goldberg
Rosie O'Donnell

Well at least marry Oprah..............she da rich one aint she?

 

[Portia]

I will guess for Eddie on this one.

* Bang Oprah because it gives him cred with the MILFs that want to pretend they're Oprah for a night.
* Marry Rosie, because he might be able to talk the arrangement into a threesome and concentrate on the non-Rosie.
* Kill Whoopi.

Do I win the `most atrocious answer' award?

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Noobz0r]

^ The best Bond

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Doctor Feel]

The ravages of age:

In 1993, news that Connery was undergoing radiation treatment for an undisclosed throat ailment sparked media reports that the actor was suffering from throat cancer following years of heavy smoking, and he was falsely declared dead by the Japanese and South African news agencies. Connery immediately appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman to deny all of this. In a February 1995 interview with Entertainment Weekly, he said that the radiation treatment was to remove nodules from his vocal cords. (His father, a heavy smoker, died from throat cancer in 1972.) In 2003, he had surgery to remove cataracts from both eyes. On 12 March 2006, he announced he was recovering from surgery in January to remove a kidney tumour. In 2008, he chipped a bone in his shoulder after falling while playing golf. In October 2009, he told Wine Spectator magazine that he has been diagnosed with a heart condition.

 

[blaargh]

Ok, so it is a kid... By this is why music is important in schools.

P.s stick with it...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Dear Eddie Dingle

I have been playing "bang one, marry one and kill one" with mates and have a conundrum.

Oprah
Whoopie Goldberg
Rosie O'Donnell

Young man that is indeed a conundrum but there is always a workable answer that will leave you happy, content and guilt free. Now the "bang one, marry one and kill one" game is an interesting game in that what is "one"? Is one a number?, a being? or something altogether different and unrelated to everything else in this universe. I listen to a lot of music by the band Ween (Praise be to Boognish) and they have an album entitled God Ween Satan - The Oneness. Now what this means is you can't believe in one without the other hence "The Oneness" so if you believe in Ween you have to believe in God and Satan which for me is a conundrum. Why can't I just believe in one? But this is about you and your mates and your conundrum and Ween now.

So how would I solve your conundrum and what would I do if I was faced with the monumental task of deciding which one of those c***'s should die? Well, I'm glad you asked if in fact you did or didn't. Here is what your Aunt Eddie Dingle would do, I would take them all to Utah (where incidentally they are about to legalise marrying your assault rifle and polygamy is already legal) get them to stand shoulder to shoulder in a side by side formation and have an ordained Mormon Minister marry us all (rifle included). Shortly after the "I do's" I would let my assault rifle do the talking and fire one bullet through those three giant craniums and kill 'em all (Metallica album reference). In the space of a few moments they are all married, all killed and well... all ****ed.

Now well may you say "hang on, you can only bang one, marry one and kill one" but ask your self this question...

What is one?

Happy to help Noobzyzorr.

 

[Macca19]

I love dark chocolate, but Lindt 99% cocoa dark chocolate is not great.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Young man that is indeed a conundrum but there is always a workable answer that will leave you happy, content and guilt free. Now the "bang one, marry one and kill one" game is an interesting game in that what is "one"? Is one a number?, a being? or something altogether different and unrelated to everything else in this universe. I listen to a lot of music by the band Ween (Praise be to Boognish) and they have an album entitled God Ween Satan - The Oneness. Now what this means is you can't believe in one without the other hence "The Oneness" so if you believe in Ween you have to believe in God and Satan which for me is a conundrum. Why can't I just believe in one? But this is about you and your mates and your conundrum and Ween now.

So how would I solve your conundrum and what would I do if I was faced with the monumental task of deciding which one of those c***'s should die? Well, I'm glad you asked if in fact you did or didn't. Here is what your Aunt Eddie Dingle would do, I would take them all to Utah (where incidentally they are about to legalise marrying your assault rifle and polygamy is already legal) get them to stand shoulder to shoulder in a side by side formation and have an ordained Mormon Minister marry us all (rifle included). Shortly after the "I do's" I would let my assault rifle do the talking and fire one bullet through those three giant craniums and kill 'em all (Metallica album reference). In the space of a few moments they are all married, all killed and well... all ****ed.

Now well may you say "hang on, you can only bang one, marry one and kill one" but ask your self this question...

What is one?

Happy to help Noobzyzorr.

I am one and what is this?

 

[Doctor Feel]

I love dark chocolate, but Lindt 99% cocoa dark chocolate is not great.

Strongly recommend whittakers peanut butter chocolate.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I am one and what is this?

You are indeed one my little feeler.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Oliver King]

So Bill Odenkirk is Saul's brother?

The things you learn...

 

[Doctor Feel]

percy was too *beeped* to think properly.

 

[Jonts]

my question was asked in the latest team torque, score

 

[Doctor Feel]

my question was asked in the latest team torque, score

So was my mates.

Francis Nguyen.