Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

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Feel the rage

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Feel the rage

I really like that.

And this.




Metz are making music good again.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Top 5 Books:

Anna Karenina - Tolstoy
The Brothers Karamazov - Dostoyevsky
Pale Fire - Nabokov
Rabbit, Run - Updike
KG - Porter

Honourable Mentions:

The Tin Drum - Grass
The Glass Bead Game - Hesse
Gravity's Rainbow - Pynchon

Is there an old man in that famous book by Nabokov?

 

[Steve Dore]

Yes, Humbert Humbert.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Yes, Humbert Humbert.

You're thinking of Lolita.

 

[Duck Farmer]

You're thinking of Lolita.

BTW, that's not an accusation.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You're thinking of Lolita.

I was thinking of shit songs by that shit band The Police.

I remember that song they did about incontinence.

"Don't stand so colostomy".

 

[Steve Dore]

You're thinking of Lolita.

Isn't Lolita the "book by Nabokov" that Sting is referring to?

I could be wrong. After all I am just an uneducated feral Portz Pear supporter.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Wanted, wanted: Dolores Haze.
Hair: brown. Lips: scarlet.
Age: five thousand three hundred days.
Profession: none, or "starlet"

Where are you hiding, Dolores Haze?
Why are you hiding, darling?
(I Talk in a daze, I walk in a maze
I cannot get out, said the starling).

Where are you riding, Dolores Haze?
What make is the magic carpet?
Is a Cream Cougar the present craze?
And where are you parked, my car pet?

Who is your hero, Dolores Haze?
Still one of those blue-capped star-men?
Oh the balmy days and the palmy bays,
And the cars, and the bars, my Carmen!

Oh Dolores, that juke-box hurts!
Are you still dancin', darlin'?
(Both in worn levis, both in torn T-shirts,
And I, in my corner, snarlin').

Happy, happy is gnarled McFate
Touring the States with a child wife,
Plowing his Molly in every State
Among the protected wild life.

My Dolly, my folly! Her eyes were vair,
And never closed when I kissed her.
Know an old perfume called Soliel Vert?
Are you from Paris, mister?

L'autre soir un air froid d'opera m'alita;
Son fele -- bien fol est qui s'y fie!
Il neige, le decor s'ecroule, Lolita!
Lolita, qu'ai-je fait de ta vie?

Dying, dying, Lolita Haze,
Of hate and remorse, I'm dying.
And again my hairy fist I raise,
And again I hear you crying.

Officer, officer, there they go--
In the rain, where that lighted store is!
And her socks are white, and I love her so,
And her name is Haze, Dolores.

Officer, officer, there they are--
Dolores Haze and her lover!
Whip out your gun and follow that car.
Now tumble out and take cover.

Wanted, wanted: Dolores Haze.
Her dream-gray gaze never flinches.
Ninety pounds is all she weighs
With a height of sixty inches.

My car is limping, Dolores Haze,
And the last long lap is the hardest,
And I shall be dumped where the weed decays,
And the rest is rust and stardust.”

Byrons Firen, 2014

 

[Portia]

so can we get back to this being an interesting thread instead of links to everyones shitty music and film?

 

[Duck Farmer]

Isn't Lolita the "book by Nabokov" that Sting is referring to?

I could be wrong. After all I am just an uneducated feral Portz Pear supporter.

You're right. I didn't get The Police reference (in my defence they are a shit band). Play on!

 

[PepeSilvia]

Could see the brothel out of one of the corner offices at work. Interesting day.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Could see the brothel out of one of the corner offices at work. Interesting day.

Sounds like the epitaph on Eddie Dingle's tombstone.

 

[Forzaport]

 

[Dylan8]

so can we get back to this being an interesting thread instead of Portia's occasional drunk ramblings

 

[manureid]

Could see the brothel out of one of the corner offices at work. Interesting day.

Hope you close the blinds of the brothel when you are there in case any workmates see you.

 

[Powerstufff]

Hope you close the blinds of the brothel when you are there in case any workmates see you.

If they're not all going as a group it's not much of a workplace.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Hope you close the blinds of the brothel when you are there in case any workmates see you.

But I want them to see our love, manure id?

Also, I don't pay you for suggestions...

 

[bomberclifford]

If Jason Statham knew how to cook, he'd look like the French guy from Food Safari.

Also... Maeve O'Mara. Oh my lord. Hippy Chick MILF.

 

[PepeSilvia]

If Jason Statham knew how to cook, he'd look like the French guy from Food Safari.

Also... Maeve O'Mara. Oh my lord. Hippy Chick MILF.

Not that she'd interest me anyway, but there's something bad going on with her hair colour.

 

[bomberclifford]

Not that she'd interest me anyway, but there's something bad going on with her hair colour.

If Maeve wants to have bad hair, I certainly wouldn't complain.
Might be an age thing.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Why did I only just discover womens lacrosse tonight ??

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Why did I only just discover womens lacrosse tonight ??

Because you are gay?



Or something else.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Because you are gay?



Or something else.

Nah... Mrs Wylde's friend has won 2 World Cups with Australia.... Been meaning to watch her for a while. Played for SA tonight. Legs everywhere man !

 

[NoddyHolder]

I got a phone call last night from a nice lady with an exotic accent letting me know that my computer was sending error messages and that I was having problems with my windows. I managed to keep her on the phone for twenty minutes before she gave up meekly. I played the role of hard of hearing lonely man who doesn't understand computers. I enjoyed it. I hope she, or a colleague, tries again. Next time I'm going to try the role of hostile neighbour who tries to dob in the bloke next door for watching pr0n with his blinds open so I can see exactly what he's up to when I'm peering through his window - or recent widower, happy to hear a friendly voice and have a shoulder to cry on.

My wife just shouts at them and tells them to **** off.