Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Stromageddon]

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Spell forwards, backwards.

 

[Stromageddon]

Real men drink coffee



laced with whisky



for breakfast

I think it's very much a cultural thing.

Americans drink coffee (New Yorkers drink cawfee)
Englishman drink tea (so say Sting)
Jamaicans drink roots (so say Shinehead)
Australians drink whatever the **** they want.

 

[spookism]

Here's a task for you. If you get it wrong, you lose:

Spell forwards, backwards.

forwards comma backwards

 

[spookism]

I think it's very much a cultural thing.

Americans drink coffee (New Yorkers drink cawfee)
Englishman drink tea (so say Sting)
Jamaicans drink roots (so say Shinehead)
Australians drink whatever the **** they want.

We are such a glorious mish mash of everything

 

[Oliver King]

Here's a task for you. If you get it wrong, you lose:

Spell forwards, backwards.

SpellllepS

 

[Stromageddon]

forwards comma backwards

Wrong!

We are such a glorious mish mash of everything

I generally just drink a smoothie - i.e. a glorious mish mash of everything. I like to keep it simple most days. Strawberries, bananas, blueberries and papaya. Bought all this shit in bulk and then froze it in little zip lock bags. Chuck it in the blender, add some milk, and I'm ready to go. Sometimes I add shit like almonds or kale (which raman is apparently a fan of).

 

[Powerstufff]

... I generally just drink a smoothie - i.e. a glorious mish mash of everything. I like to keep it simple most days. Strawberries, bananas, blueberries and papaya. Bought all this shit in bulk and then froze it in little zip lock bags. Chuck it in the blender, add some milk, and I'm ready to go. Sometimes I add shit like almonds or kale (which raman is apparently a fan of).

Saying 'shit' twice does not lift this from -7.32 on the manliness scale. I mean I drank International Roast, from clearly labelled sachets. And yes I'm allowed to say sachets.

 

[Stromageddon]

Saying 'shit' twice does not lift this from -7.32 on the manliness scale. I mean I drank International Roast, from clearly labelled sachets. And yes I'm allowed to say sachets.

I think it's closer to -2.53 but that's just me. It tastes really good! Although I have to ask. International Roast – are you 70?

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Mum just made me a cup of tea.

With TWO teabags!

One sip was like a punch to the face...

At least your dad didn't put his teabags in your cup!!

 

[Lagooner]

Real men drink International Roast



laced with whisky



for breakfast

FTFY

 

[Magpiespower]

Real men drink coffee



laced with whisky



for breakfast

I eat pressure for breakfast...

 

[Janus]

Looking sharp TSW

 

[manureid]

Looking sharp TSW

Serious face.

 

[Dylan8]

Since 7pm news, everytime this shirtfront Putin story has been on ABC or ABC News 24, they say this is what a shirt front looks like on the sporting field and its Pickett in his North days absolutely cleaning up Krummel of the Hawks

Haha yeah I posted that on a facebook post of that Abbott video by a friend (where I found about it). Shame he wasn't a footy fan.

 

[Dylan8]

Looking sharp TSW

Beanie is almost coming off there

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Oh Tone

I heard The Age senior political reporter Tony Wright talk about this, on ABC radio this morning. He said in Aussie rules a shirt front is taking a guy out like the video of Byron Pickett on Brendan Krummel. He reckons in Rugby Union a shirt front is when you go up to someone and get in their face and give them a spray ie right up in front of the opposition player shirt. Still provocative but not as physical as a footy shirt front. Tony is a rugger man.

Haha News Ltd even have a story about it

http://www.news.com.au/national/pri...t-vladimir-putin/story-fncynjr2-1227089247947
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has a problem with half of Australia thinking to “shirt-front” means one thing and half thinking it’s something else.

This follows the lines of the most embedded rift through the nation: Football codes.........

In rugby territory – league and union, Mr Abbott’s game – to shirtfront means to grab by the coat lapels, or indeed the front of a shirt, and vigorously challenge.

So, if the Prime Minister threatening to metaphorically slam the Russian President into the ground? Or simply to muss up his shirt? In terminology Mr Abbott is most familiar with, probably the latter.
http://www.news.com.au/national/pri...t-vladimir-putin/story-fncynjr2-1227089247947

 

[bomberclifford]

Serious face.

That's how he looks when he's posting on the Recruiting Targets thread.

 

[Magpiespower]

Community Service Announcement

Please refrain from leaving the cubicle door open when using a public toilet.

The last thing urinal users want to see when washing their hands at the basin in front of the mirror is a reflection of you sitting on the bog, pants wrapped around your ankles, taking a dump.

Thankyou.

 

[raman]

Community Service Announcement

Please refrain from leaving the cubicle door open when using a public toilet.

The last thing urinal users want to see when washing their hands at the basin in front of the mirror is a reflection of you sitting on the bog, pants wrapped around your ankles, taking a dump.

Thankyou.

Who the **** does that?

 

[Phhht]

Who the **** does that?

Tex?

 

[I Dont Care]

Community Service Announcement

Please refrain from leaving the cubicle door open when using a public toilet.

The last thing urinal users want to see when washing their hands at the basin in front of the mirror is a reflection of you sitting on the bog, pants wrapped around your ankles, taking a dump.

Thankyou.

Maybe it's an invitation

 

[Magpiespower]

Who the **** does that?

Served me right.

Knew better than to use the popular Parabanks public toilet.

But I was busting so I rolled the dice!

Snake eyes...

 

[Magpiespower]

Maybe it's an invitation

2 guys 1 cup...

 

[Dylan8]

Community Service Announcement

Please refrain from leaving the cubicle door open when using a public toilet.

The last thing urinal users want to see when washing their hands at the basin in front of the mirror is a reflection of you sitting on the bog, pants wrapped around your ankles, taking a dump.

Thankyou.

Sorry you had to witness that.

I'll shut it next time.

 

[bomberclifford]

Community Service Announcement

Please refrain from leaving the cubicle door open when using a public toilet.

The last thing urinal users want to see when washing their hands at the basin in front of the mirror is a reflection of you sitting on the bog, pants wrapped around your ankles, taking a dump.

Thankyou.

Is this the real reason OldMateSando was sacked?