Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Byrons Firen]

Getting pretty tired of the camera's zooming in on Melbourne's glitterati in the stands at the tennis. Joel Selwood and Alistair Clarkson? C'mon. They might be biggish names in 3 Australian states but it's hardly Jack Nicholson or Matt Damon courtside at a Lakers game. Lol Melbourne. Stop trying so hard.

That would be a wet dream for Wincey
he knows where he belongs just ask him
"front and centre will be fine"

 

[raman]

tomas berdych's missus, woah, 5 stars

No wonder he seems so keen for the game to be over.

 

[Stromageddon]

A bird like that was never gonna date a meat packer was she

How on Earth would you know that Berdych has a small penis?

 

[Ford Fairlane]

If Bruce says bagel again Jim will punch him.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

So this summer I've regularly made myself orange juice ice blocks....

It appears this time I didn't wash the moulds too well.

Prior to making this batch, I chucked them in the sink before washing into my curry pot which was also soaking in the sink. Seems I didn't get the curry remnants.

Curry-Orange juice is just about the worst thing I've ever had.

Fun Fact: Still finished the ice block.

 

[El_Scorcho]

I'm looking forward to a future where I never hear or see the term "straya" again

 

[raman]

I'm looking forward to a future where I never hear or see the term "straya" again

Prepare to be disappointed.

 

[finbarr]

Haha. Legends doubles! Hilarious antics!!!!

#tennis

 

[tribey]

Haha. Legends doubles! Hilarious antics!!!!

#tennis

It descends into the shittest 17th Century pantomime and yet it somehow works.

Channel Ten to commission 24 episodes starring Shane Feeney-Connor and Asher Keddie.

 

[Grave Danger]

I'm looking forward to a future where I never hear or see the term "straya" again

Bill Lawry won't live forever.

 

[I Dont Care]

So this summer I've regularly made myself orange juice ice blocks....

It appears this time I didn't wash the moulds too well.

Prior to making this batch, I chucked them in the sink before washing into my curry pot which was also soaking in the sink. Seems I didn't get the curry remnants.

Curry-Orange juice is just about the worst thing I've ever had.

Fun Fact: Still finished the ice block.

The odds are in your favour that the salmonella and botulism will attack each other before they start on you, given they were locked up together frozen

 

[StuMan]

The odds are in your favour that the salmonella and botulism will attack each other before they start on you, given they were locked up together frozen

But maybe while they were locked up together, salmonella and botulism decided to bury the hatchet and team up to attack Zakk?

 

[_VXV]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/lifes...w-or-kick-a-ball/story-fni0dobr-1227201170492
Not sure if this is normal crowvertiser fear mongering or a portent of what's to come?

 

[Dylan8]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/lifes...w-or-kick-a-ball/story-fni0dobr-1227201170492
Not sure if this is normal crowvertiser fear mongering or a portent of what's to come?

Australia’s future as a top sporting nation is in doubt because our kids can’t catch, throw or kick a ball

Pictured: An Australian kid catching a ball

 

[_VXV]

Australia’s future as a top sporting nation is in doubt because our kids can’t catch, throw or kick a ball

Pictured: An Australian kid catching a ball

To be fair, he hasn't caught it yet

 

[StuMan]

To be fair, he hasn't caught it yet

He does look a little concerned actually.
Like he knows he is high chance to stuff this up and end with a ball in the face.

 

[5um0F1]

A bird like that was never gonna date a meat packer was she

Depends what sort/size of meat you are packing ...

 

[HaroldOliver]

Unfortunately, no.
But let's us know how it is.
I'll just have to crank some Illmatic tonight instead.

It was just about an excellent concert. By the time Nas set started Thebbie was packed. Nas seemed to enjoy himself as much as the crowd did. Nas has so much love for all that he's almost a hippy hip hop man. All the songs from Illmatic were great and loved hearing Got Yourself a Gun live.
The only downer from a personal point of view was that I was probably the oldest person there.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

It was just about an excellent concert. By the time Nas set started Thebbie was packed. Nas seemed to enjoy himself as much as the crowd did. Nas has so much love for all that he's almost a hippy hip hop man. All the songs from Illmatic were great and loved hearing Got Yourself a Gun live.
The only downer from a personal point of view was that I was probably the oldest person there.

I bet you had more pep and life in ya than the lot of em' Harold

 

[HaroldOliver]

I bet you had more pep and life in ya than the lot of em' Harold

Not so much pep and life in me at the moment JBC.....roll on 5pm.

 

[chiwigi]

Prepare to be disappointed.

Prepare to emigrate.

 

[chiwigi]

Australia’s future as a top sporting nation is in doubt because our kids can’t catch, throw or kick a ball

Pictured: An Australian kid catching a ball

Australia will never be a top sporting nation as long as tiny sports like Aussie Rules and Rugby League dominate. The amount of great athletes, soccer players, basketballers, judo players etc. playing C grade footy would be tremendous. That cultural shift just wont happen.

 

[manureid]

Australia’s future as a top sporting nation is in doubt because our kids can’t catch, throw or kick a ball

Pictured: An Australian kid catching a ball

manure jnr (now 8) has been on a catch ball regime for the best part of those 8 years. No son of mine will be seen alligator catching and failing miserably. Footballs, tennis balls, gridirons...it all gets chucked at him. He now does behind the back catches with the gridiron. Sure, it may not get him a job, but he won't drop shit!

 

[finbarr]

manure jnr (now 8) has been on a catch ball regime for the best part of those 8 years. No son of mine will be seen alligator catching and failing miserably. Footballs, tennis balls, gridirons...it all gets chucked at him. He now does behind the back catches with the gridiron. Sure, it may not get him a job, but he won't drop shit!

Lol "gridirons".

 

[manureid]

Lol "gridirons".

Gridirons...balls.