Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[I Dont Care]

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...-and-cash-offers/story-e6frflri-1227214398896

Good Lord

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...-and-cash-offers/story-e6frflri-1227214398896

 

[Ralph Lorenz]

If pornhub is a tile his missus is already denying him too often.

Out of curiosity the other night, I googled 'average amount of sex a couple should have per week'
The results compared with my google home page were coincidently aligned.
Starting to think the whole partner concept was created by women many years ago because they had immaculate houses but no nice yards or hanging pictures.
I don't serve any other purpose.

 

[bomberclifford]

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...-and-cash-offers/story-e6frflri-1227214398896

Good Lord

There ain't no 'good' Lord involved in that story.

 

[raman]

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...-and-cash-offers/story-e6frflri-1227214398896

Good Lord

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...-and-cash-offers/story-e6frflri-1227214398896

Bloody hell anyone who didn't slit that thing's throat immediately is completely lacking in mercy.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

 

[I Dont Care]

Bloody hell anyone who didn't slit that thing's throat immediately is completely lacking in mercy.

Could you do that to your offspring?

 

[powermacs]

Bloody hell anyone who didn't slit that thing's throat immediately is completely lacking in mercy.

And why take a photo? Now everyone thinks he's put one through his pig.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

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I would give you more likes if your signature wasnt so ****ing long and annoying....

The extra 10 kilo joules of energy I spend scrolling down to get to the bottom ...I just feel puck you man

 

[Grave Danger]

A distant ship's smoke on the horizon

Did you feel a little prick?

 

[philreich]

Out of curiosity the other night, I googled 'average amount of sex a couple should have per week'
The results compared with my google home page were coincidently aligned.
Starting to think the whole partner concept was created by women many years ago because they had immaculate houses but no nice yards or hanging pictures.
I don't serve any other purpose.

Reminds me of a survey the Two Ronnies reported on some years ago. The survey was conducted on the night time habits of British men. Apparently 11% get up to go to the toilet, 12% get up to go to the fridge, and an astonishing 77% get up and go home.

 

[FromTheHartland]

Well, for those who remember...about a year ago, I posted that I don't have a mobile phone. People came at me with their opinions that I wasn't human. Well I have decided to join the 20th century and purchase one. A hundred bucks give or take 5 or 10 bucks, I just want one with a 5MP camera. So i looks on ebay and am inundated with Chinese 'smartphones' 0.3 MP and 2.0 MP immolated to 2 MP and 5.0 MP, jellybean capable dual core pixelated to dual sim capable hotspot navigable app with a toughscreen touchscreen TFT soft cover free gift all with a European plug. Anyone have experience with these Chinese village assembled bling pieces that could point out a particular brand? Oh...and I don't like fruit

My mate bought one when he was living over there, it came all assembled and beautifully packed in the Nokia packaging, for around $100. Unfortunately when he tried to turn it in, there was one minor problem, it was just the outer case, inside the phone case was polystyrene and bubble wrap. Cheeky little buggers.

I'd go with a recommended retailer my man.

 

[manureid]

That feel when pornhub is a tile on your Google Chrome home page.

That feel when you look over your mrs shoulder and pronhub is a tile on her Google Chrome home page.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

That feel when you look over your mrs shoulder and pronhub is a tile on her Google Chrome home page.

That was a good day.

 

[Trewth]

Bethesda making a big announcement at this years E3. C'mon Fallout!

tribey

 

[Dylan8]

Bethesda making a big announcement at this years E3. C'mon Fallout!

tribey

**** yeah, an announcement of an announcement

 

[tribey]

Bethesda making a big announcement at this years E3. C'mon Fallout!

tribey

 

[I Dont Care]

Bethesda making a big announcement at this years E3. C'mon Fallout!

tribey

Not just Tribey...I also google Fallout 4 at least once a week

 

[Phhht]

I still google Jagged Alliance once a week

 

[manureid]

Okay..what is this Fallout game all about? Should I be buying it when it comes out?

 

[I Dont Care]

My mate bought one when he was living over there, it came all assembled and beautifully packed in the Nokia packaging, for around $100. Unfortunately when he tried to turn it in, there was one minor problem, it was just the outer case, inside the phone case was polystyrene and bubble wrap. Cheeky little buggers.

I'd go with a recommended retailer my man.

I live a long way from the city my man, hence ebay. And they are retailers. Last phone I bought for my son was from John's Mobile or something. A retailer from Adelaide. From ebay.

 

[I Dont Care]

Okay..what is this Fallout game all about? Should I be buying it when it comes out?

No

 

[manureid]

No

Money saved then

 

[spookism]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/sin-city-swamprats-fantasy-football-leauge.1087779/

 

[I Dont Care]

Money saved then

And this is why

 

[FromTheHartland]

I live a long way from the city my man, hence ebay. And they are retailers. Last phone I bought for my son was from John's Mobile or something. A retailer from Adelaide. From ebay.

You can buy them from those shops online, and they'll ship it to you.